Paris Hilton denies drunken fight with Doug

November 18th, 2009 // 26 Comments

Captain Birdfoot of the S.S. Barnacled Clam is denying she was involved in a fight with Doug Reinhardt that ended in the cops showing up at her house, according to TMZ:

“Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep, when Doug’s houseguests from hell got into an argument. We had nothing to do with it. Doug told the LAPD that his guests’ fight was over and that we had nothing to do with it.”
Ok, sounds credible, except for the neighbor who says he eyeballed Paris in her driveway screaming at BF Doug Reinhardt, and then watched as the two engaged in a mutual shoving match. And then there’s the LAPD, who tells us after arriving they actually made Paris get out of bed so they could check for injuries.

If Paris is afraid to admit she’s in an abusive relationship because she’ll be encouraged to break up with Doug, she really shouldn’t be. In fact, I’d like to pay for the wedding. Let’s make this thing permanent, you crazy lovebirds!

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  1. Jake

    FIRST YOU LITTLE BITCHES!!!!

  2. anon

    whoever is 3rd gets to lick Paris’ herpes infested twat

  3. p0nk

    whoever is 2nd takes paris’ herpes infested dildo up the ass.

  4. nummy num

    yum

  5. salsa

    Isn’t this twat yesterdays news by now?

  6. geoff

    does every guy Paris fucks have herpes? in her video One Night in Paris the dude wasn’t wearing a rubber. just curious.

  7. Superficial is Sucking Hairy balls

    using the same pix over again for a post in the same day?…just trying to come up with new posts so ppl click things to make u more money…

  8. Valerie

    Dude, Fish, that’s LOW, even for you…yet I laughed anyway! Damn, I hate her

  9. Toaster Strudel

    So how long do we have to wait before he pulls her fingers off with pliers and stuffs her dismembered corpse into a suitcase? A fitting end to a filthy whore. LOL

  10. she actually looks hot there but shes still to skinny for my liking

  11. Tracey

    Who the fuck dresses her? She always looks like she is at a costume party.

  12. Tracey

    Who the fuck dresses her? She always looks like she is at a costume party.

  13. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    I hope he kicks the shit out of her and pushes her face into dog shit. All on camera, then on TMZ, 24/7.

  14. krissy

    wow a nautical whore…. she be takin’ her dirty to the high seas! YARRR!

  15. krissy

    wow a nautical whore…. she be takin’ her dirty to the high seas! YARRR!

  16. Danklin24

    I think Paris just had a run in with captain Stabbin’

  17. laerbgfd

    Is it really? I never heard of that. Frustrated by being still single and not finding your soulmate? I know a hot and interesting place named Billionairepal.com where I have met my boyfriend. You may take a look.

  18. Paris is gorgeous! If people hate her so much, why are the watching her every move? People need to get out of her life and worry about their own. She is amazing!

  19. paris hilton is damn sexy i like it

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  22. I’ll take her, no matter how crazy she seems!

  23. r4i

    Hi,
    she actually looks hot there but shes still to skinny for my liking

  24. I never heard of that. Frustrated by being still single and not finding your soulmate?

  25. haha,wow a nautical whore…. she be takin’ her dirty to the high seas!

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