Paris Hilton demonstrates where herpes comes from and other news

October 22nd, 2009 // 36 Comments

- Kate Hudson is apparently the Anti-Jessica Simpson when it comes to sports. [PopEater]

- Amanda Seyfried could definitely look hotter. [Lainey Gossip]

- Coco in 10 years. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kourtney Kardashian realizes she’s pregnant, right? [Celebslam]

- Jennifer Aniston actually turned a man gay. (Besides John Mayer, he had his foot in the door.) [Just Jared]

- Rampage Jackson as B.A. Baracus. [The Blemish]

- Chris Brown still has feelings for Rihanna. [Wonderwall]

- Lourdes Leon has fangs now which means it’s only a matter of time until her wings come in. *sniff* They grow up so fast… [ICYDK]

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. paris gave me crabs… and lobsters

  2. sam

    my face just threw up poop

  3. Paris looks good as usual. Say what you want about her but she is clearly a very confident girl. She has this unusual “Midas Touch” too. Must have got it from her grandpappy. I know she can be a pain in the ass with all her publicity posing and annoying lack of talent. I gotta hand it to her though. She never really waivers in her own self belief.

  4. spicycy

    paris….

    wish that i cared. shes such old news

  5. 1moreidiotintheworld

    I ate a whole herd of Smurfs, caught a whiff of her crotch-rot, and puked them all up on her dress.

  6. Paris always looks good. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

  7. deer prz

    Dear Paris,

    Get some motherfucqing tits or Ima choke you motherfucqing lovey.

    Hugz

  8. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AS IS HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, HILTON WORLDWIDE, AND BARRON HILTON (HER GRANDFATHER.)

    UNTIL ALL ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS, THERE IS A CALLED BOYCOTT OF ALL HILTON HOTELS WORLDWIDE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  9. tad Bit Tipsy

    Wow Brandon, you actually stopped playing Halo long enough… I’m mean got up off your loser fat middle aged ass… I’m mean pulled yourself away from the six bags of dorritos you eat while watching the new Night Rider to spill that dribble. I only fuck in Hilton Hotels, so good luck!!!

  10. So here’s the loser that has nothing to do but post his crap all over the internet….
    http://www.myspace.com/brandonmwitte

  11. Brandon…. you majored in history, that’s as bad as liberal arts majors, no worse…
    Oh and by the way, white boys suck at Reggae, leave it to the real Rastafarians, you know actually from Jamaica, you dick.

  12. any one want to send herpes to this guy’s house…
    Brandon M. Witte
    3800 Curt Dr., Arlington, Texas 76016

  13. yo

    hey #11 12 13 whos the fucking loser who took the time to look up that guy on myspace. That was you wasnt it??! wow. oh and you also took the time to read up on his likes and dislikes and what he majored in. wow again. and please for the love of god don’t act like jamaica is a place where one should be proud to come from. fucking apes.

  14. yo

    hey #11 12 13 whos the fucking loser who took the time to look up that guy on myspace. That was you wasnt it??! wow. oh and you also took the time to read up on his likes and dislikes and what he majored in. wow again. and please for the love of god don’t act like jamaica is a place where one should be proud to come from. fucking apes.

  15. ******KrazyHotKelli**********

    Brandon iz totally in love with me, but I cannot deal with hiz motherz bazement. Oh, Brandon. U cannot have the mozt beautiful, which iz me, but maybe Lindzay will give u a try, when zhe izn’t buzy ztalking me.

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  18. Paris hilton looks really hilarious. I like the pics of her very much. Great posture. Stunning.

  19. Just check out my site, go to the links there is a new never before seen pic of brown eyed, dark haired Paris where she is giving GaGa a run for her money. Italian genes do not work out in this situation.

  20. Uneducated PLAIN JANE HUDSON should be working at Walmart or staying home with her plain children in her plain old assed house. Gwyneth Paltrow, Kelly Osborne: STAND UP TO HW NEPOTISM, REAL MEN! Don’t waste your time and avoid these no talent butterfaces. Leave them to struggle on twatty women’s blogs, like my own, Women will cherish them and give them attention but we don’t expect the men to have to, will share decorating tips. xox Sickitten

    Men, MYOB!

  21. Nameless

    I heard even Paris’ crabs has herpes.

  22. O'Roughly factor

    LOL That was some acting…be urself Rampage…

  23. ...

    Everyone who commented on this makes me want to vomit…including myself.

  24. el ces

    She’s the finest.
    I’d love to….involving whippedcream.

  25. kris

    Does she really have Herpes or does everyone just say that to make her look worse?

  26. kris

    How come sometimes she has boobs and other times she doesn’t?

  27. Those are some funny quickies, Superficial. They even resurrected KrazyHotKelli and Brandon M. Nitwit.

  28. Sauron

    She’s keeping herself remarkable quiet lately! What happened to her?! Midlife crisis?!

  29. Darth

    Where da mouthshot?! Photo 8 doesn’t count.

  30. Tanzarian

    I’d do her, just need protection… elbow and knee pads for her so I don’t get stabbed.

  31. brr

    Think what you will of her, but she must have a lot of business savvy to have managed to find a way to get paid handsomely to do what she does best: go to nightclubs and shops.

  32. Actually Paris looks okay with clothes. Covers all that horror movie stuff up. I’m not even noticing her creepy shoulders.

  33. bmose

    At least Dog’s bitch finally got rid of the mullet. Every time I see him now all I can think of is Cartman-the hall monitor with the authoritaay.

  34. lol.. im sure you can get it just by touching her

  35. Paris Hilton is looking gorgeous in this outfit and she is one of my favorite Actress in Hollywood..

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