Paris Hilton defends the Jonas Brothers

I spoke too soon. Paris Hilton (Yes, the Gaping Canyon of Herp herself) came to the rescue of the chaste Jonas Brothers after they were ridiculed by VMA host Russell Brand, US Magazine reports:

“I don’t pick on them,” Hilton told after Brand’s remarks. “That’s something cool for a kid to keep, so don’t pick on them for that.”
“I think that they’re all really good kids and that they’re definitely our next generation of kids and they’re all really good so I think that’s awesome,” Hilton added.

You know what’s a good thing to do when Paris Hilton embraces your cause? Drown yourself in the tub. Which is convenient considering these kids still bathe together. Though I hear one more fight over Rubber Ducky Moses and it’s separate bath times for three little Jonas boys. Aw, mom…

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