Paris Hilton sent out a little bulletin on her MySpace defending Britney Spears’ recent behavior and parenting skills. She writes:
I told Brit I’d write a bulletin on here to try to clear some news to at least the people who are on my list…
Lately, you’ve been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her “behavior” and sadly they’re blaming the issue on her being friends with me. Yeah, me and Brit have become really close in the past few weeks, and we’ve gone out alot in the past few nights, but I never influence anything she does, and neither does anyone else.
Brit is her own person and she deals with her own things everyday. For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her.
She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting.
Anyone who has called her out on this should really be ashamed. There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them “bad parents” She’s young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn’t care about her children. For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind.
Love,
Paris
I’m not sure if Paris Hilton is the best choice to vouch for a person’s character. It’s like being defended by Saddam Hussein. You’d be better off just inching away and pretending you don’t even know them. Maybe making gestures behind their back while they talk. Like pointing at them with one hand and circling your finger around your ear with the other like they’re crazy. That one’s always a classic.
42 Hahahahahahaha!!
Don’t think this is a shocker, but Paris is a liar. “Comes home every night to her kids” my ass. She doesn’t even come home every MORNING – didn’t they get pics of Brit and Paris checking into a hotel and then going out partying again the next day???
that’s great Paris, we have all seen the error of our ways and totally respect Shitney for exposing her grey, loose minge to the world. Yes, mothers should go out and have fun, but not with their flaps hanging out and no bra. not even going into the apparant excessive drinking etc.
At least there was a spellcheck done by whoever wrote this for Paris, and no made-up words. Should Shitney really be anywhere near her young children in the stare that she falls out of clubs in? Yeah, it could be a ‘bad photo’ or whatever, but she looks trashed. Losers
Heh. Just noticed 25 already said everything I said in 52.
And will everyone PLEASE stop going on about how great Paris’ writing skills are? 100 dollars says she didn’t write this herself!! She was too busy rubbing v-jays with her sister.
HOLD THE PHONE… I’m stunned. Paris Hilton is saying that we should be ASHAMED of ourselves if we call Brit a bad parent??? WTF? A slut like Paris is telling us to be ASHAMED? I refuse to listen to someone who has no pride in themselves and has butter legs… They spread easy.
yeah, getting a defense from Paris Hilton on slutiness is like having George Bush be your reference on your Mensa application…doesn’t exactly sell the story you’re trying to tell!
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So many points, I don’t even know where to start.
Brit is not ‘her own person’, she’s a manufactured slut-puppet who probably has never made a decision on her own (see what happens when she’s tried to?). And that’s pretty sneaky of Paris to try to shrug off accountability for what everyone knows, which is “We never saw Britney’s cunt BEFORE she started hanging out with Paris Hilton”.
And sure, there are ‘thousands’ of mothers out ‘having a good time’. Getting banged in bar washrooms, showing everyone their private stink, carting around handbags full of pills, HANGING OUT WITH PARIS HILTON…. okay, maybe closer to one than thousands.
Bad parents get called on their shit all the time! Just NOT PUBLICLY, you fucking simple-minded good-for-nothing dipshit!! Does she read the news? Or have any relations with regular people? Hey, weiner, maybe the reason you’re not seeing or hearing anyone talk about anyone else being a bad mother is because YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK about anybody who isn’t either a) you or b) famous!
And did she really say that someone – anyone -ought to be ashamed of themselves?
And did her ghostwriter honestly write ‘alot’ as ONE WORD?
My brain is melting. Must build rocketship.
that’s not her myspace page..
and there’s no way she wrote that coherent, gramatically correct entry all by herself.
According to Ms. Hilton, “Britney loves her kids to death”. Let’s see, almost dropped SP several times, drives around with SP in her lap, has no clue on how to put a child in a carseat, and probably is serving the latest devil spawn breast milk filled with nutritious nicotine, cocaine, and every type of booze made on the face of the Earth.
Yep, that crazy wacky Brit Brit is going to love her kids to death! Thanks Herpes for reminding us what a wonderful mother Shitney is…..
“For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling.”
I feel like this sentence does a good job of hiding that it does not, in fact, make any sense.
Yeah #60. Plus what would Paris Hilton’s “partying ethics” be? 1. Share your pot with everyone including animals and children 2. Its ok to call every girl other than self fat. In fact, its really doing them all a favor 3. Homeless people are ok to run over with giant SUV, but ONLY when, like, really wasted.
#60, the words ‘behalf’, ‘ethics’, and ‘appalling’ sounded really cool and made her sound really smart when it was read back to her for her approval. And the guy that wrote it is like, so the smartest guy she knows out of, like, all of her guy friends.
“For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling.”
Didn’t Mark Twain say to “use the right word, not it’s second cousin”?
A slightly better sentence would have been: “For people to disparage her as a parent with no insight or information about her other than her recent behavior at parties is appalling.”
Oh well.
If it weren’t for the fact that I flushed something brown and coiled down the toilet this afternoon that mattered more important to me than either of these bimbos, I’d be amused at Paris’s arrogance in thinking that she has enough meaning in this world to influence other people’s opinons.
Christ, if that were the case she wouldn’t be a fucking punchline herself.
“For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling”
Are we sure Paris even wrote this? Lets look at the “on behalf of her partying” part. Does anyone really believe Paris can form a sentence like this, much less type it correctly? Im pretty sure the bumb she’s hired to wipe her ass also types her blog entries, only they use a dictionary so it may have taken them 3 hours to type this entry.
Dont even get me started on the ethics part. Like she knows what ethics are.
Paris: “There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them “‘bad parents’”.
Uh, yes you do.
Actually, now that I think of it, the more Brittany is out partying, the less Brittany is with her kids and the greater the likelyhood they’ll live to see their next birthday. She is, in fact, being a very good parent.
Yes, I know. “Britney”.
Err. Either I’m blind or this supposed ‘message’ written by Paris isn’t on her MySpace blog. Plenty of stupid blogs about her appearing in Japan, and posing with a pussy on the cover of Seventeen magazine. But no ‘Dear Britney’s Fans’ blog. It’s just not there. None of the blogs posted appear to even be written by this dumb whisker biscuit.
So where exactly is this mystery blog coming from??
Anyone?
Nevermind. I misread the article. It was a bulletin not a blog.
“There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them ‘bad parents.’ She’s young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn’t care about her children.”
Wisdom dropping like pearls from the lips of a person who was most likely raised by a succession of nannies. Pfffft.
she has NO RIGHTS! let me repeat: NO RIGHTS! to say all those. yeah. only irresponsible mothers would party to hell like that!! BITCH PARIS!
Nice typing skills there Paris, who did that for you..your agent?
Awesome loved it
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Hey, #71 – those aren’t pearls dropping from her lips. That’s just semen trying to get out the same way it came in.
#37 – You’re welcome… I’m here to help.
I spotted a typo in Paris’ statement. She said “Britney loves her kids to death…” She accidentally typed “loves” when she meant to say “,in a drug-induced haze, will one day starve”
It’s easy to miss typos like that when Paris is “writing” a cogent, well thought out “statement” on “her own.” I can picture her in the corner, giggling and drooling like a retard, while her publicist types away on her Myspace page, softly swearing under her breath and cursing herself for ever agreeing to wipe this silly bitch’s ass for a living.
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#77, That made me snort.
Call me old fashioned, but there comes a time in your life when “partying” should become “spending an evening out with friends”. And what in the world are partying ethics?
Grow up.
she didn’t write that. the syntax is too good.
she didn’t write that. forget the spelling. the syntax is too good.
i was waiting for a line in there like
“be adequite” or “im calling Al Gore to help me” but to my surprise, It’s a coherrant
semi-well put together paragraph. Elliot Mintz totally wrote that for her.
and not for nothing; she called jessica simpson “fat” and im not defending miss simpson by any means, but she’s not fat at all, and nicky hilton once called anorexic micha barton “fat” then why are they hanging out with Britney? if in La La Land, Micha Barton’s fat, then Britney must be the mother
from what eating Gilbert Grape?
“There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them “bad parents”
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ummmm yes we do! Trust me I don’t even live in the same Continent and I know that much. Whoever wrote this for Paris should feel deeply, DEEPLY ashamed.
Paris should be put in a cage so she can learn to keep her mouth closed… and her legs too… Actually I guess it’d be best if we put her out of her misery.
I heard a rumor that there’s a double-headed dildo somewhere in that pic. Ten bucks to whoever finds it!
yeah, that’s comforting…..paris hilton’s coming to your defense on parenting? that should be reason enough for child services to intervene
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…………….bolivia(montero-santa cruz)
I find paris super and I fuck she she is the best of t´he welt i m alev turac
amazing girls having fun in a limo what more can you ask for.
i don’t like paris she’s bitch and ugly..