Paris Hilton sent out a little bulletin on her MySpace defending Britney Spears’ recent behavior and parenting skills. She writes:
I told Brit I’d write a bulletin on here to try to clear some news to at least the people who are on my list…
Lately, you’ve been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her “behavior” and sadly they’re blaming the issue on her being friends with me. Yeah, me and Brit have become really close in the past few weeks, and we’ve gone out alot in the past few nights, but I never influence anything she does, and neither does anyone else.
Brit is her own person and she deals with her own things everyday. For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her.
She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting.
Anyone who has called her out on this should really be ashamed. There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them “bad parents” She’s young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn’t care about her children. For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind.
Love,
Paris
I’m not sure if Paris Hilton is the best choice to vouch for a person’s character. It’s like being defended by Saddam Hussein. You’d be better off just inching away and pretending you don’t even know them. Maybe making gestures behind their back while they talk. Like pointing at them with one hand and circling your finger around your ear with the other like they’re crazy. That one’s always a classic.
griffmills | December 12, 2006 at 11:53 am
Did she mention I banged both of them, at the same time
CelebSlam.com | December 12, 2006 at 11:54 am
I wonder if Paris knows anything about whore ethics?
http://www.celebslam.com
Wildhoney | December 12, 2006 at 11:54 am
Dear oh dear.
fame is funny | December 12, 2006 at 11:55 am
I don’t know or care about the subject matter, but her writing puts Lindsay Lohan’s to shame. Complete sentences, correct syntax…
Maybe she had someone write it for her, but it’s refreshing after the Lohan writing debacle.
crabbie | December 12, 2006 at 11:55 am
Someone kill these bitches now.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
buckdawg | December 12, 2006 at 11:55 am
ok…more importantly…how do you get on Paris’ myspace friends list?
debisis | December 12, 2006 at 11:56 am
One of the smartest things she said this year. Go Paris!
carpemundus | December 12, 2006 at 11:56 am
so, showing your vagina in public is cool for a young mom?
carpemundus.com – showing our balls at every chance we get
minniememe | December 12, 2006 at 11:56 am
because Paris knows everything there is to know about good parenting. just look at her dogs!
theblemish.com | December 12, 2006 at 11:57 am
Paris Hilton knows how to write?
http://theblemish.com
Rich From Your Home | December 12, 2006 at 11:58 am
Whether or not you agree with what she said, at least that bulletin was actually coherent. Lindsay Lohan could learn a thing or two from Paris! OMG! I can’t believe i just said that.
cole007 | December 12, 2006 at 11:59 am
Damn, Paris can actually write complete sentences. That is more than I can say for Britney, YALL! “We’re CUNTRY!”
[Also, for Lohan, who has so much blow in her system, she single-handedly keeps Columbia in business.]
And by the way, what does Brit do? Put the kids to bed, smoke a bong rip, hire a full-time live-in nanny, and parties, then sleeps late, and the nanny pumps the drunken, ecstacy-laiden breast milk in the morning – I mean, what is going on here?
damon2020 | December 12, 2006 at 12:01 pm
“Like those people who hang around Brit and not me, should be so ashamed. I mean, duh, I am so like more prettier than Britney. And I totally have mastered the hot flashing my pussy or something.”
I think that was what Paris really meant to say.
CantLookBackWontLookBack | December 12, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Dear Paris Pantistain-
Save your ignorant fucking soliloquies for your dollies when you sit down to have tea & cake after dropping two hits of acid this evening. No one gives a shit about your defense of Shitney Fears. CPS is getting ready to take your dog away from you, as they are in route to Shitney’s house to save her children from a lifetime of confusion and a spiraling downturn into alcohol and drug abuse at the ages of 6 and 4.
Next time you decide to run someone’s career into the ground through cheesy cheap pussy=shots, please notify them that it’s most important to have a decent-looking snatch BEFORE showcasing it. Also, if you would be so kind as to advise Pauly Shore on the next big publicity stunt to advance his career, we would all appreciate it if you, he, “Kramer” and Andy Dick would jump off the nearest bridge over the Hudson. Holding hands!
Kindest-
CLBWLB
polypam | December 12, 2006 at 12:04 pm
After Lindsay Lohan’s piece of shit letter, you KNOW Elliot Mintz would never have let Parass write something without a spellchecker. This is too grammatically correct…Lindsay, take notes on how to hire a proper ghost-writer.
enfilade | December 12, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Paris sucks.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
| December 12, 2006 at 12:06 pm
“Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her.”
Don’t do STUPID SHIT BRIT and we won’t WRITE CRUEL THINGS! Actually, we probably would but at least the cruel things we would write about would be the accent, the clothes, the ugly hair and face but not the parenting skills.
jamieleigh | December 12, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Sorry I’m unfamiliar with the “Partying Code of Ethics”. Is this something each of us should have?
86 | December 12, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Paris is hanging out with a CAT now?? Jeez her house must be like a zoo. I wouldn’t think cats would be very flashbulb friendly. Maybe it’ll scratch her eyes out!
BarbadoSlim | December 12, 2006 at 12:12 pm
So this is a case of the infected leading the stupid?
PaisleyMoon | December 12, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Dear ParAss, suck it.
http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/
BarbadoSlim | December 12, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Oh, and don’t bother getting tested #1 just kill yourself and avoid the many, many, many years of sores, postules and burning skin.
frenchtoaststix | December 12, 2006 at 12:22 pm
Not to defend Ms. STD, but at least this sounds pulled-together, unlike the rambling shit from Hohan, filled with dangling participles, sentence fragments, and nonsensical delusions frantically texted on a coke-dusted Blackberry in a club toilet stall.
DrunkBlogger | December 12, 2006 at 12:24 pm
#2
I boldy wonder if Paris knows anything about whore ethics myself.
http://www.myspace.com/antonlash
Spindoc | December 12, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Ok two things…
1. first of all Paris is supposedly writing this to help out Brittany but the FIRST thing she does is try to clear herself of any blame.. basically saying “Hey, her behavior isn’t MY fault”
2. Secondly, she is lying when she says that Ms. Class herself Brittany goes home to her kids everynight, several articles stated that Britt has checked into hotels several nights after hard partying instead of going home to her kids… Here is one.
http://www.eog.com/news/full-article.aspx?id=13434
Paris should go back to doing what she does best, giving mediocre blow-jobs on grainy video tape.
21st century digital boy | December 12, 2006 at 12:24 pm
“Love Paris”
LoL. I can just feel the warmth of her souless mantis love radiating through my computer screen.
LL | December 12, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Poor Britney’s feelings are hurt… wait, let me wipe the tears of regret from my eyes. I guess when you can’t show your hoo-hoo to the entire world without people commenting on it negatively, then the terrorists have won.
But yeah, I believe Paris is officially on the list of people you probably don’t want to be endorsed by (George Bush, Mel Gibson, Kramer, OJ Simpson, Rosie O’Donnell) because it could reflect badly on you. Britney really needs a publicist (or a much better publicist).
raquel | December 12, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Paris is both wise and beautiful. We are lucky to have her, and Brit is lucky to have her as a friend.
llllllllll | December 12, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Yeah Paris is smart, she’s smart because she paid her PR to write the passage for her on MySpace. She didn’t want to make the same mistake as firecrotch.
BoardBetty | December 12, 2006 at 12:35 pm
How is it that Paris can write this much better than LiLo? I refuse to believe that Paris actually wrote this. I mean, in a few places she used commas correctly!!! I call ghostwriter on her ass!!!
RichPort | December 12, 2006 at 12:35 pm
In other news, Satan defends Osama, Saddam, and Dick Cheney.
cole007 | December 12, 2006 at 12:36 pm
#18, you are the ballz.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 12, 2006 at 12:36 pm
She’s right. When I was growing up my mom used to wander around LA drunk and show her vagina to millions of photographers with known pornographers and drug addicts. That doesn’t mean she was a bad mom. She just knew how to have a good time. Unfortunately for me the State didn’t.
BarbadoSlim | December 12, 2006 at 12:37 pm
#28 that’s either the most sarcastic post I’ve ever read which would make it worthy of kudos; or, the most retarded. Worthy of scorn and earning you the fate of having a large African American woman walk all up and down yo’ ass.
BestNameEver | December 12, 2006 at 12:37 pm
What the hell are “party ethics?” Like, it’s not ethical at a party to knock over someone’s beer? Is that what she means?
BiGiTiGi | December 12, 2006 at 12:38 pm
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/paris-hilton-defends-britney-spears.html
“For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind.”
haha
llllllllll | December 12, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Wow #31, this was such a nice flow…why do you have to be such a party pooper, huh? Thanks a lot… You ruined Christmas.
Dean | December 12, 2006 at 12:41 pm
38th!
techclerk | December 12, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Britney Spears would have to lip sync a queebe.
Paris Hilton would have to ghost write the alphabet.
heisthejuan | December 12, 2006 at 12:52 pm
No effin way she wrote that on her own.
Cinco De Lie-O | December 12, 2006 at 12:54 pm
old news.
Missallanpoe | December 12, 2006 at 12:57 pm
I can see Britney now..taking care of her children and cooking stew over a hot stove…but I can’t see the stove.
Damn her fat ass.
Pointandlaugh | December 12, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Paris Hilton embodies all that is wrong with celebrity-worship in the U.S., but got damn…..I love that skank, and I’d do her 9 ways till Sunday.
techclerk | December 12, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Foe the sake of everybody else’s children and the sake of those who love them to death, I hope the media bans and ostracizes Britney Spears.
JuniorLeaguer | December 12, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Brit is her own person and she deals with her own things everyday…….but she cant write her own defense until she sobers up.
Fuck you both nit wits
John Doe Jr | December 12, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Previous to Britney leaving her kids at home to party and show her shaved carp off, she was the one who left her kid on the roof of her car, drove around with her baby on her lap, almost dropped the kid a few times in public. But be kind.
ER | December 12, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Paris defending Britney. That’s like holy water defending Dracula!
Jane_Says | December 12, 2006 at 1:35 pm
That cat looks evil.
polypam | December 12, 2006 at 1:35 pm
#28 is 14 years-old. She also reads Teen People and thinks that Nicole Richie was framed and that Lindsay Lohan is like, rilly rilly smart.
Either that or she is exhibiting a really lame attempt at sarcasm.
Either way, blow us all.
ch474 | December 12, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Yes Brittany’s young, but she’s the ditz who had the kids. Next time, it’s called The Pill, or The Condom, or just weld your freaking legs together. Not going out to party commando is part of the job description of Mother. Goes with the physical equipment and weight gain. Spell it with me now, it’s called responsabilities. Yes mothers shouldn’t be strapped to their kids, locked in the house going MOOOO. They should shower, have intellegent conversation, and get to go out once in a while. However, going out and partying on more than one school night with a 2 month old and a toddler at home is just not right. And having your lesbian lover stand up for you in an email written by her publicist is just pathetic. Paris fuck off, better yet go fuck your sister with a double header again.