Paris Hilton’s new reality show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF starts tonight on MTV and it will feature her latest single “My BFF.” For those of you playing the home game, “BFF” stands for Big Fucking Fail. Check out the lyrics on this trainwreck:
“All my life I’ve been waiting for someone I can trust, someone who will tell me the truth – even when it’s the hard thing to say.”
First off, I’ve got no problem telling Paris the truth: You have a smelly vagina. Second, take a listen to the song on KIIS-FM and tell me that’s not the same chick singing who does Heidi Montag’s songs. Seriously, whoever you are, stop it. You’re hurting America. In fact, Al Qaeda just called; they said “Thanks.”
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Dear Mr Horrible Judgment, I DO NOT worship Paris, but I dont hate her either,
and ya I use “u” for you coz this aint a term paper, may be u have to prove urself by making sure ur spellings are perfect, I dont care
#52, fair enough. :) I still think Paris is ugly and that she has herpes. We’ll agree to disagree on that point.
she needs to retire
#54, you said it.
@ 35: Well, I didn’t insult people either. But by saying that YOU insulted me! Which makes me, according to you’re theory, a better person than you are again! *lol* …..just forget about it – I didn’t want to go on like this now, just pointing out you’re inner twist and self-unconsciousness.
be honest: WILL THIS MISERY EVER STOP?
No, I think not.
As long as there are still NAIVE and DUMB american it will continue, folks!!
I’m only commenting here for one reason: Please stop covering this no-talent, artificial narcissist. We’ve had it!
@53, I dont think she is ugly, come on u know she isnt, and if she has herpes then I am sure so does half of America, agree?
Well this has been the most entertained i’ve been on a blog abour Paris, why do so many people care so much about her? … does he have a succesful carreer in modeling? …no…acting….no…. how about music ……HECK NO….. so I ask you all. WHY DO WE FREGEN CARE??? lol
p.s. HorribleJudgement, your the shit… you made me laugh over and over again… keep it up!!!!
It’s getting near that time for Paris to seriously consider going into porn – no, not another sex tape – I mean formally and officially go into porn.
Her mission in infotainment media is done, she need a new challenge.