Paris Hilton & Cristiano Ronaldo actually happened

June 11th, 2009 // 77 Comments

I stand corrected. TMZ managed to snap some shots of Paris Hilton and soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo making out at MyHouse last night:

A source close to Paris told us Ronaldo was staring at her all night before he finally went up to her. After he finally got the nerve to approach her, we’re told he couldn’t keep his hands off her and they eventually headed over to sister Nicky’s house.
Our source said, “Paris is stoked to be with a real athlete — unlike her ex, a low-paid minor league baseball player.”

For the record, the star in the first pic is TMZ’s, so I have no idea what’s under there. But let’s assume it’s similar to a stegosaurus laying on its side and covered in maple syrup. Too real? You’re right. My bad.

Photos: TMZ
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  1. Sardonic

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzz……….fart………zzzzzzzzzzzzz

  2. Ananana

    here she is hifiving her friend after Cristiano leaves the house: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDM9LTsHMTQ

    they’re both so yucky….

  3. Bernd

    its called FOOTBALL, not soccer.

  4. Navycross

    The only reason she even came after him is because when she approached him, he had no idea who she was. Paris is after all an unemployed singer, actress, porn star and he is one of the greatest football players on the planet…wonder how he didn’t know who she was?!?

  5. Michelle

    Ronaldo has reached an all time low.

  6. jean

    Cristiano you can get better girls than paris!

  7. ehh

    No surprise…..he’s known for dating and hooking up with sluts and hookers and Paris qualifies. FERNANDO TORRES FOREVER!!!!!! Check out FERNANDO TORRES!!! He’s way hotter and very talented too!! FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES FERNANDO TORRES

  8. EX MRS RONALDO

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRISTIANO NONONONONONONONONO WHY WHY WHY DID YOU DO THIS WHY

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I CAN’T DO YOU ANYMORE HOW COULD YOU YOU BASTARD

  9. gahh

    damn bitch, now hes ruined!!

  10. [MoD]

    It’s called goddamn football not soccer – it’s because you actually use your freakin’ foot to play that game and not just run around the field while holding it in your hands and wearing heavy armor (see: why rugby is more kick-ass than ‘american football’).

  11. Arroyo

    Cristiano can obviously afford Hilton’s rate.

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  13. Noel

    OMG Poor Ronaldo he could F@ SOMEONE MUCH BETTER THAN paris Hilton … he must to be very dunk . yeak

  14. ALex

    Post # 60: You tell them!!! Go football !!!! (real football that Chris Ronaldo plays, not american football with the likes of tom brady or manning brothers… super washed down version of rugby)

    And anyways, what’s the big deal, Ronaldo (who btw plays like a god) is the biggest playboy if not manslut ever… and really, most girls in the USA sleep with many more guys than paris does, they just don’t have paparazzis snapping pictures of them prefucking…

  15. lentt

    S.L.U.T = Paris!! woohoo

  16. CARON

    You people are so small minded, the question is ,DID IT HAPPEN??i dont think so, I think this a publicity stunt for sure.You people are so naive into beleiving eveything you read. I also think that you must stop the insults towards CR. They are getting paid for this, you see how much money they are making on this,and calling him names……he is not like that , I dont think so, he doesnt even drink alcohol.You are so bitchy.

  17. BEX

    OOOMMMMGGG!!!! Why would he be with herr!!! I meaan Paris!!! Really??? you couldd do soooo soooo much better!!! is like a waste of yourbeautyy Cris…. hahahahah well I will talk to you later!!! and talk to you aboutt all this mess hahhahha I luve yaa you knoww that!!! hahah

    Peace&Love

  18. cr_7_dv

    im sorry 4 u Ronaldo. nd that dumb bitch… wat can i say fuckin luck was with her that day, cuz ure way tooooooooo gooooood for her!

  19. adb

    Don’t be silly. Were you there????
    Sitting around in a club and visiting with her sister for a few drinks afterward does not mean they actually hooked up.
    Stop letting your imagination run wild.
    Most of the articles about Paris Hilton are lies and pure BS,

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  21. Inspecta

    Man Cristiano done fucked up BIG TIME

  22. miya

    wholly….what respect i had for ronaldo just vanished……..what a total loser…..he’s literally a “man-whore”…turns out he went with Paris to nicky’s house at about 3 am, then was reported leaving at about 5 am “with a big smile on his face.”

    paris is the biggest slut in the world…..and i never thought ronaldo wud do that…thats so disappointing

    i agree with the people on here who say that hes probably now infected with herpies. not probably…definetly.

  23. he can finally wear his fox hat in public.
    He’ll have to publicly apologize for that to stupid fucking PETA. Whereas, he should fucking apologize for fucking Paris Herpes.

  24. The girl her age compared to an average social woman sleeps with a number of people in low and you act like a virgin she is such a slut.

  25. Whooopsssss……nice pics anyway..

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