I stand corrected. TMZ managed to snap some shots of Paris Hilton and soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo making out at MyHouse last night:
A source close to Paris told us Ronaldo was staring at her all night before he finally went up to her. After he finally got the nerve to approach her, we’re told he couldn’t keep his hands off her and they eventually headed over to sister Nicky’s house.
Our source said, “Paris is stoked to be with a real athlete — unlike her ex, a low-paid minor league baseball player.”
For the record, the star in the first pic is TMZ’s, so I have no idea what’s under there. But let’s assume it’s similar to a stegosaurus laying on its side and covered in maple syrup. Too real? You’re right. My bad.
Photos: TMZ
aadsf | June 11, 2009 at 5:50 pm
fristties
AGFLAJ | June 11, 2009 at 5:51 pm
FRISTTIES
Jizzy Goggle | June 11, 2009 at 5:53 pm
One way to celebrate an £80 million transfer
miau | June 11, 2009 at 5:53 pm
so…if paris can have I can have him too..good to know..miau…
Björn | June 11, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Haha :)
Me | June 11, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Anyone posting after Me likes to play with Cristiano Ronaldo’s balls and swing from his goalpost
David | June 11, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Wow! First a lost to Barcelona and now this???? He’s going downhill fast =(
Brandon | June 11, 2009 at 5:57 pm
My guess is that Ronaldo got hammered as fuck to celebrate the transfer news, and for all he knows he made out with a lamp last night.
Burgz | June 11, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Pork Chop Sandwiches !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy Jim | June 11, 2009 at 5:59 pm
anyone who posted right before me needs to get a life, no one thinks its funny. I’m responding to you because you clearly need to feel like you exist, so hope this attention satisfies you. You don’t have to slit your wrists now.
Burgzz | June 11, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Pork Chop Sandwiches !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barry | June 11, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I hope he has access to some strong antibiotics. His balls are going to feel like a pair of maracas in a couple of days.
ROUGH daddy mvp | June 11, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Dont ever get brain scan #6 a slew of cock imagery will appear…
Moto Rola | June 11, 2009 at 6:11 pm
He feels the burn
eric | June 11, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Well… he now has aids.
Zanna | June 11, 2009 at 6:12 pm
@4 – you can have her herpes too….
G-PewNit | June 11, 2009 at 6:19 pm
All the money in the world won’t get rid of her gift that keeps on giving.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Damaged Goods.
The UW | June 11, 2009 at 6:22 pm
two bitches.
Ditka | June 11, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Ha ha ha ha
soccer
ha ha ha ha ha
Dave | June 11, 2009 at 6:31 pm
lol
spooge | June 11, 2009 at 6:43 pm
man..that was quick.. what a sleezebag
quake | June 11, 2009 at 6:46 pm
INAPPROPRIATE STAR PLACEMENT
JustJess | June 11, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Probably the worst lay of his life – I mean – we all know how Paris fucks –
Didn’t her video tip him off? It would be like fucking a broom…and dick is gonna be feel like it fuck a broom – oh, in about 2 weeks…
Darth | June 11, 2009 at 6:51 pm
I see his value already dropping like a brick!
Rhialto | June 11, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Is he allowed to travel to Europe after this?
Venom | June 11, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Great for Paris, terrible for Ronaldo.
If he did not have herpes before, for sure he has it now.
kiuj | June 11, 2009 at 7:11 pm
wouldnt it be great if he had euro zombie crotch rot and gave it to paris.
2 grls 1 cp | June 11, 2009 at 7:27 pm
remove the star plz
Chez | June 11, 2009 at 7:41 pm
This is fucking appalling, a goddamn travesty. It’s not enough, is it universe, swine flu?? It’s just not enough is it? No, this fucking crab farm is allowed to ooze across the planet. He just got more money than God and seriously looked around the club and thought ‘yep, that’s the best I can do?’
sarah | June 11, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Paris is incorrigible! It’s hard to feel any sympathy for her when she acts like this. Paris is the ultimate sybarite!
hookertom | June 11, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Damn you people are so dumb. This girl sleeps with a far less number of people than an average social female her age, and you virgins act like she is such a slut. If it werent for sluts you all would have NO chance of getting laid in the first place.
Beckman | June 11, 2009 at 8:02 pm
#19 thats just damn funny….
The Herp………….Thats sucks for him.
Han | June 11, 2009 at 8:34 pm
@ 31: Where do you live??? Sounds like fun!
Ooze | June 11, 2009 at 9:27 pm
When I heard earlier this week that Christiano Ronaldo was vacationing in LA I said “yep, he’s huntin’ for skanks”.
Huckleberry Hashimoto | June 11, 2009 at 9:55 pm
The star is stuck. Thanks for doing us all a big favor.
I'm so Vapid | June 11, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Ummm….Yeah, if I were to hit the lottery; My first thoughts would be:
1) I need V.D.
2) What is the fastest way to get crabs?
3) I hate my Penis
4) Must find the nearest star fucker
5) I need the equivalent of pouring gas on my balls and lighting a match!
#31 Maybe you should go hang out on Geekologie…Say hi to Daisy when there….
Fuck U | June 11, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Will this walking plague ever die?
No, she travels around the world spreading her foul diease.
That slut has to be stopped. The stupid motherfuckers who fuck this fuckin diease should be stopped!
#31 what fuckin planet are you on?
#6(Me)…get a fuckin life, you fuckin turd.
That line is stupid and tired…just like you.
Like Jimmie Jim says or should of said…DO go cut your wrists.
Dread not | June 11, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Aw, Paris is gonna ease her own pain by inflicting some on, Renaldo. This douche plays soccer, bunch of candy ass floppers. If he thinks that Paris Hilton is worth it for the bragging rights, then he deserves to get crotch rot, from lil’ miss Humpsalot. Sad part is, there will come a day when banging, Paris, is looked upon a sad desperate act by those guys who saw it as a “right of passage” into celebrity, pardon the pun. If the rot don’t getcha, the eventual shame will. Damn, that pussy’s gonna get you, one way, or another.
Amy | June 11, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I can’t imagine wearing a short skirt with no panties and then subseqently sitting somewhere at a bar. That’s just nasty.
Breakup Makeup | June 11, 2009 at 11:09 pm
What happened to the tool Doug whats his face?
lizzy | June 11, 2009 at 11:10 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE’S TOO HOT. SHE DOESN’T DESERVE HIS BEAUTY.
ugh, he really is such a manwhore though i can’t take it.
why, cristiano, why why why?
Kelsey | June 11, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Didn’t she just break up with Doug whothefuckever like 10 hours ago? Give it a rest honey.
She strikes me as one of those chicks who can never not be in a relationship, the ones who can’t define themselves without some fucking guy telling them how wonderful and beautiful they are all the time. Gross.
2 grls 1 cp | June 11, 2009 at 11:28 pm
ohhhhhhhhhhh i get it. the star was not your star
Lain | June 11, 2009 at 11:51 pm
What the fuck? Don’t celebrities hate this bitch too? I guess not.
x | June 12, 2009 at 1:58 am
sigh, ronaldo. totally disappointed me, what a sleaze bag, maybe i should not rejoice over the fact that he’s out of manchester united for good. goodness. i really feel like giving his balls a karate chop. and its really typical of paris eh. bloody disgusting chop stick.
x | June 12, 2009 at 2:00 am
*now rejoice
Ryan the Canadian | June 12, 2009 at 3:00 am
Good for her. The best thing she has done for herself. There is not a woman alive that wouldn’t mount that dude’s pole so any females on here bitching or judging are envious….better she fucks him than that last horribly dressed douche she was dating……
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Lory | June 12, 2009 at 10:16 am
ronaldo is gayer then gay though? But then again, Paris is shaped like a dude so….
n | June 12, 2009 at 10:25 am
gross. both. are. whores.