Paris Hilton cries, admits wrongdoing

May 9th, 2007 // 170 Comments

After seeing the way she was coming across in the media, Paris Hilton released this press statement:

“After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should — no matter how slightly.

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.

No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse.”

I’d actually feel sorry for her if I didn’t know what a horrible human being she is. Don’t be fooled, this is the same spoiled racist bitch she’s always been. Watching her cry is almost arousing. God forbid they ever get a video of her being eaten by hyenas, because I don’t think the world is ready for the raging boner it’d give me.

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  1. crazyotto

    i’d bang this bitch silly and bury her underneath my double wide

  2. Mylene

    her mom is perhaps more pathetic, with her indignant demeanor and for creating this raging borderline

  3. #151==HolyShit!!!

    good form…

  4. JaneSays

    I’m a girl and my DILDO just got a hard on at the thought of her being eaten by hyenas! Can we go back to burning witches at the stake in the public square??? Life really would be so simple then, wouldn’t it?!

  5. Well,whynot?

    Just curious, why is she racist? did she like say something or what? (i am NOT defending, i’m seriously just curious…)

    I have a theory: how good would life be if the government would kidnap all spoiled, rich, drug-addicted kids that have nothing to do with their time, and send them to Africa to fend for themselves for a couple years? Darfur, anyone? Or maybe South Africa… yeah, that’s better.

  6. Paris, u r so gonna
    love the food,,,,,
    maybe you’ll come out
    with pimples and a fat
    body,either way ,,u will
    suffer dearly…

  7. Ree

    I ALMOST felt sorry for her…until I realised she did nothing to hide the “fact” that she was “crying” from the cameras. Geez, I know that if I really didn’t want people seeing me cry, I’d at least hold up the other hand to shield myself from the cameras. Sympathy vote all the way. She’s smarter than I gave her for that’s for sure…then again, I’m sure most human beings are smarter than a chimp.

  8. Carolyn

    Get her out of here, I’m so sick of the self centered do-nothing.

  9. Nick

    The whole thing was obviously written by her Lawer. If it was her own words we won’t understand what the heck she was saying. Looks like the whole world is turning against her.
    She’s been asking for it for the longest time. Now that she got it. She doesn’t want it… that’s too bad.

  10. JaynaMuffin

    I cannot believe that people are making jokes about this girl, who is seriously in need of some help, and her mother, who’s heart is surely breaking everytime Paris fucks up. Yes, she says some things that are completely out of line, but I’ll be damned if I sit back and read these comments in which people act so superior. You haven’t ever smoked pot? Never in your life have you thought or said something a bit racist? Ever? I highly doubt it.

  11. lola

    omg! as if you would cry in FULL shot of the papparazzi! and was i the only one disturbed by the “candy shop” song playing cheerfully in the background.

    LAME.

    Six words:

    WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND BITCH.

  12. Lauren Hanley

    If it really mattered to her and it wasn’t a publicity stunt, she would have rolled up the fucking window.

  13. Jamie Heflin

    HAHAHA! Don’t you love it when rich girls get in too much trouble for mommy and daddy to get them out of. Those tears worked for her parents. Do you think the legal system will match the ignorance of parents and let her off the hook?

  14. yeah whynot

    She could learn from Donald Trumps daughter on how to be a better citizen and more responsibility for others. The Don did a good in disciplining when necessary. Unlike the absent parents of Paris.

  15. cindy

    Well she’s not being a good role model like she claims..What’s it going to take for her driving drunk ..to kill someone before they take it seriously..
    but then again she got more time than some child molesters did…
    Plus I’ve seen people have a lot more than her and all they got was a fine..but she’s in the spotlight she needs to grow up face it and realize money gets you nowhere sometimes..

  16. cindy

    Well she’s not being a good role model like she claims..What’s it going to take for her driving drunk ..to kill someone before they take it seriously..
    but then again she got more time than some child molesters did…
    Plus I’ve seen people have a lot more than her and all they got was a fine..but she’s in the spotlight she needs to grow up face it and realize money gets you nowhere sometimes..

  17. Lejane

    I just wish she would show some real class and behave with SOME dignity – so far, she has just shown herself to be a pathetic child with no backbone whatsoever – in fact, just proved everybody right…..

    It would actually have been nice to see her really showing those of us who are her critics what for, but naaah, she just proved she is exactly as pathetic as we have always knows.

  18. Lejane

    Oh and by the way – you can keep Paris; we in South Africa don’t need a whinger like her. We’ve got a good country going and don’t need trash to mess it up, thanks !!!

  19. Why doesn’t someone just kill her?

  20. Paris HIlton is merely the second worst human in history. The worst is her WHOREific mother. What a piece of trash. Take this back to the beginning! Kathy Hilton is the one who should really be in jail, and maybe Paris will figure this out (if any brain cells remain) and she’ll brain mommie dearest for such brutal and horrid parenting. Kathy and Rick, YOU ARE THE WORST PARENTS AND PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE. Hitler, Pol Pot, and Tamerlane bow to your evil.

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