Paris Hilton cries, admits wrongdoing

After seeing the way she was coming across in the media, Paris Hilton released this press statement:

“After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should — no matter how slightly.

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.

No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse.”

I’d actually feel sorry for her if I didn’t know what a horrible human being she is. Don’t be fooled, this is the same spoiled racist bitch she’s always been. Watching her cry is almost arousing. God forbid they ever get a video of her being eaten by hyenas, because I don’t think the world is ready for the raging boner it’d give me.