Leave it to Paris Hilton to cause an international incident because she thinks everyone needs to see how “hot” she is in a bikini. Frankly, I’m surprised this hasn’t happened sooner. The Mirror reports:
TV producers had banned the airhead heiress from wearing a bikini while she is in Dubai shooting the third series of My New BFF.
But within hours she was posing for photos in a skimpy twopiece.
Brilliant. Our source says: “Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules.“
I’m pretty sure this is grounds for the CIA to dump Paris’ body in a landfill before she becomes the direct cause of 9/11 Part 2: Keep the Wonk-eye at Home, Infidels! Should it already be too late, let me be the first to say, we totally had it coming. I’m serious, who the fuck signs a passport for Paris Hilton to travel to the Middle East and expects it to end well? We’d be better off sending the customary blankets with smallpox. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. That’s all I’m sayin’.
molly | June 23, 2009 at 4:26 pm
skank
K | June 23, 2009 at 4:27 pm
ha
Benabob | June 23, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I wonder how many poor Arabs masturbated to this. First?
Jake | June 23, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Yeah, uh, her body looks terrible in that picture! And her feet are too big and she has, uh, bad “accessories” (is that the word) all the time, and, uh, uh…
…sorry, I can’t continue. I’m straight. Nice body. A bag and strong latex and you’re good to go.
JD | June 23, 2009 at 4:31 pm
So is she back in the states yet? Or is there still time for them to be locking her up? Oh a joyous day that will be!
Ram Punchington | June 23, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Wish someone would crash a plane into this Skank…
Punchington Out.
Ananana | June 23, 2009 at 4:35 pm
and i bet she’s responsible for H1N1 too.
coondog1 | June 23, 2009 at 4:37 pm
wearing bikinis isn’t against the law in dubai, they’re all over the beaches there
coondog1 | June 23, 2009 at 4:37 pm
wearing bikinis isn’t against the law in dubai, they’re all over the beaches there
Moto Rola | June 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm
And things weren’t bad enough in the middle east…
xanadujulie | June 23, 2009 at 4:47 pm
yeah, it’s not illegal to wear a bikini in dubai it’s a huge tourist location covered in resorts and beaches… in fact, aren’t those reclining chairs made specifically for sun bathing right behind her??
While I am all for thrashing on Paris, she’s not really doing anything wrong in this one.
kipsy | June 23, 2009 at 4:48 pm
a) you can wear bikinis in Dubai, and b) who gives a shit? Why should she respect their culture to the point where she needs to curtail her own? you could say it’s one of the nobler things she’s done. A woman suggesting women shouldn’t be repressed? What would the crazed sheik say? Oh my!
xanadujulie | June 23, 2009 at 4:49 pm
well, not doing anything wrong other than existing a completely meaningless life in general…
xml/atom | June 23, 2009 at 4:51 pm
LOL! “Keep the Wonk-eye at Home”
um | June 23, 2009 at 5:13 pm
#13 How is wearing a bikini and posing like a vapid whore doing anything to suggest that women shouldn’t be repressed? If that’s the case, Shauna Sand must be a fucking feminist icon.
Jibbly Biggins | June 23, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Westerners, especially idiots like Hilton, should stay out of Islamic countries that have ridiculous and repressive laws.
Does herpes Hilton realize that Dubai has put people in jail for holding hands or being in the same room alone with a person of the opposite gender?
Dubai’s a joke, one of those glitzy places that pretends to be moderate for Westerners but is not free by any means. Fuck it.
Anon | June 23, 2009 at 5:19 pm
She might not have pissed of the Arab world but she’s pissed me off.
joe black | June 23, 2009 at 5:22 pm
you are making a big deal out of nothing i went to dubai and i saw a dozen of arab women in bikinis so no biggy
. | June 23, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Trust me the Arab women in Dubai often get plastic surgery and wear tiny bikinis at the women only beaches. But then they put the Niqab back on before they leave. Weird place.
mizzty | June 23, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Dubai is a party town she isn’t doing anything wrong, well apart from everything she does usually which is wrong too but not viiolating specific laws in dubai…just wrong morally, ethically like usual
Still it would be awesome if they locked her up abbroad
Stuey | June 23, 2009 at 5:42 pm
oh please if there is a God in the sky, get this dumb bitch thrown in a middle eastern prison. Of course we would have WWIII on our hands if her ass went to jail but they would let me and you rot.
arden | June 23, 2009 at 5:54 pm
ummm….it’s perfectly legal and acceptable to wear a bikini on Dubai’s beaches, lol…everybody does it. As long as she doesn’t kiss/fornicate on the beach, or wear the bikini while walking down the street, she’s A-OK.
metrosexual man | June 23, 2009 at 5:56 pm
She’s way too masculine compared to me.
Kay | June 23, 2009 at 6:06 pm
#12 well said
Zanna | June 23, 2009 at 6:34 pm
@15 – Speaking of repression…..I hope her Valtrex stops working while she’s out in the hot desert and sand gets stuck to her open, weeping sores.
FishEye | June 23, 2009 at 6:37 pm
This calls for a public stoning. Nothing fixes the problem of some uppity bitch like that does. Kthnxbye!
Darwin Police | June 23, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Interestingly enough, the water was blue before she got in.
Alex | June 23, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Ummm wearing bikinis isn’t against the law in any Arab country except maybe in KSA.
It is highly not advisable though lol
Victoria | June 23, 2009 at 6:47 pm
she’s gonna get attacked!
robert | June 23, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Dear Muslim world (and Dubai in particular),
Paris is corrupting your citizens (not to mention polluting your sea). Please let her be an example of the full weight of your (Islamic-based) law and give her a long prison sentence and one of those fashionable head-to-toe black-dress-things.
On behalf of the western world, if you would do us this one little favor, we would be willing to pay an extra dollar per barrel for your oil; $2.50 a barrel if you can get Lindsey Lohan to visit your country and subsequently share a cell with Paris.
With fingers crossed and praises and prayers to Allah.
lbk | June 23, 2009 at 6:57 pm
plz someone tell her shes still in cannes.
or shes at a nude beach in ibiza.
problem solved.
AmericanWhiteTrash | June 23, 2009 at 7:14 pm
If there is a god, while shes over in that neck of the woods she’ll try and go bar hopping in Tehran right about now.
lina | June 23, 2009 at 7:18 pm
The Arab men gonna love her!!!
Kev | June 23, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Why is there even a beach thing where she is with sun bathing chairs?
nickel | June 23, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Behead the little whore. I mean infidel. No, wait, I mean whore.
Besides, Arab men are furry and smelly, they wouldn’t know what to do with her anyway.
jehans alshatti | June 23, 2009 at 8:10 pm
am from Kuwait..in the. Middle East…and wearing a bikini is not forbidden in the Dubai or any other Arab country in the Gulf region. Westerners wear whatever they want in the Arab world except in KSA.. and to be honest with you most westerners don’t wear it out of respect which makes people here respect them because they respect the tradition and culture of Arab world.. more than our own people:)
We are not ignorant and living in tents and Arab men don’t need Paris Hilton, our women are HOT enough…?. I just don’t know what the hell is she doing here…she can’t get enough of showing off…
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Mister Bored | June 23, 2009 at 9:27 pm
If anything, they probably don’t want her wearing a bikini because it’s too thin of a fabric to protect their beaches from being polluted.
Can’t say I blame them. I’d keep people off the beach and out of the water is a sludge monster, I mean Paris Hilton were to come ashore too.
Violet | June 23, 2009 at 9:52 pm
@36 Thank you for your insight.
Sonya | June 23, 2009 at 9:57 pm
You can wear bikini’s in dubai..and i think there idiots for letting paris have a show there anyway…what were they thinkin..duih..we all know who she is a sextape whore….
Superbiggerevil | June 23, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Where’s an IED when you need it most?
She's a WHORE | June 23, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Open letter to any Arab Terrorist who happens to read this:
“Dear Terrorist,
Although we do not get along, we do not purposely flaunt your laws & culture in your face, or make fun of them. Only an idiot would thumb their nose at another’s culture; paris hilton is that exact idiot. Therefore, we request that you use your skills in terrorism & make paris hilton disappear.
Signed,
America”
Hopefully, the stupid slutty whore will be pushing up daisies within a week…
biff | June 24, 2009 at 12:24 am
Perhaps the producers of this crappy show would be willing to send her to certain parts of some Middle Eastern countries. I would pay to watch them behead her. I love this quote: “Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture”. That stupid cunt couldn’t point to any part of the middle east on a map; nor could she answer any question concerning that part of the world and it’s culture.
.................................S I D | June 24, 2009 at 1:07 am
WHY ARE HER ARMPITS WHITEEEEE? WE ILL NEVER KNOW!
Minna | June 24, 2009 at 2:29 am
This is not true! Stop shitting yourselves with lies! Dubai is great and everyone wears bikinis here, morons!!
What a stupid bitch | June 24, 2009 at 2:31 am
Enough is enough already. This bitch is exporting stupid to the world, and she wraps herself in the American flag when she does it. I’m sick of this whore making the country I love look bad; someone PLEASE off her immediately…
puhleez | June 24, 2009 at 4:51 am
she really does kind of represent everything that’s wrong with America…
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Initial_G | June 24, 2009 at 5:11 am
I hope she pisses off the UAE so bad they toss her into a stone cell for life.
budah | June 24, 2009 at 5:47 am
please please please piss them of ..please please please piss them off.. i dont want an incident or anything but sheesh they could help us out by arresting her for something. anything drunk in public would be great and use your most liberal interpretation of that >,> <.<
PST obama over here.. ill get you popeyes if you let them keep her in jail..
Swair | June 24, 2009 at 5:50 am
1: Arab men hate her guts. Believe me, I have brothers who’ve seen prettier, more respectable women than that and they didn’t have to wear bikinis to be noticed. Arab men don’t masturbate at the sight of a female.
2: You can wear a bikini anywhere you want in the world as long as it stays on the beach and there’s nothing sexual going on. Respecting the public, nothing more nothing less.
3: As a Middle Eastern Muslim woman from Kuwait, I don’t like her as much as the next woman because she’s a spoiled brat that isn’t doing anything good for the world, NOT because she’s in a bikini or whatever. I’m not that shallow.
4: World War 3 over a skank? Never knew politicians were so sensitive, starting a war for nothing.
5: Paris shouldn’t be allowed to go anywhere in the world. Heck, she shouldn’t be allowed to step outside her room.