Paris Hilton confuses the eyes
There’s not a single part of Paris Hilton’s outfit here that makes sense. And the shoes. My God, the shoes. I don’t even know if you’re supposed to call them shoes because it looks like she pushed over some crippled kid and stole his leg braces. And I wouldn’t recommend staring at them for too long for fear you might lose your grip on reality. I was trying to figure them out for like 5 minutes and now I hear scratches coming from the attic and I think my lamp just said “Good morning” to me.