Paris Hilton has a new sex tape floating around although this one is entirely lacking in the sex department. It’s basically Paris taking a shower while Rick Salomon tapes it and creepily narrates. The Sun reports:
It is thought this new footage was discovered earlier this year when Paris forgot to pay the rent on her storage vault. A website called Parisexposed.com then released the footage on the net, although Paris obtained a temporary injunction against them.
Now, the footage has reappeared on YouTube, with stronger versions available on US websites.
I think it’s cute what Rick Salomon Joe Francis is doing and not just the videotaping. It’s obvious he’s trying to get Paris to scrub the herpes off. Nice effort, but it ain’t happening. Believe me, I tried it with her once myself. I went through an entire case of soap, four shower heads and enough water to make Al Gore shit a hybrid car. When the suds cleared, I swear tentacles came out and tried to grab me. That vagina was angry, my friends. And it wanted vengeance. Fortunately for me, poor Adrien Grenier was nearby in case my experiment worked. *sniff* Now what show am I supposed to watch where four bros say “dawg” all the time and I contemplate drinking anti-freeze? Besides I Love New York 2.
Click the image above to view the full NSFW video.
EDIT: The sex tape isn’t actually new, it’s from the Paris Exposed site that was setup months ago. Only it’s sudden prominence on the interweb is new.
jan | November 20, 2007 at 6:01 pm
first
Kyle | November 20, 2007 at 6:02 pm
first
max | November 20, 2007 at 6:03 pm
first
Cate | November 20, 2007 at 6:03 pm
gross.
freakydeaky | November 20, 2007 at 6:05 pm
ooooh yeah!
Whitey | November 20, 2007 at 6:06 pm
How embarrassing.
combustion8 | November 20, 2007 at 6:10 pm
I’d mount that from behind when shes bends over, tub sex rules!
TheLostGirl | November 20, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Hmmm… she was and is a ho…. GASP!
PunkA | November 20, 2007 at 6:18 pm
What is the Over/Under on how long it takes for Rick to put out a sex tape with Pam Anderson now? That is a match made in sex tape heaven.
PunkA | November 20, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Paris has the breasts of a 13 year old girl. Nothing to see there folks. Move along.
cindysue | November 20, 2007 at 6:22 pm
She is quite pretty and innocent in this video. Like a little girl.
Riotboy | November 20, 2007 at 6:24 pm
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p0nk | November 20, 2007 at 6:26 pm
if you turn off the sound and pretend she’s a 12yo boy, you could almost think she was cute.
free lily | November 20, 2007 at 6:27 pm
she has the IQ of a can of beer
*AGATHA* | November 20, 2007 at 6:30 pm
this is old, a friend showed me month’s ago
next gossip…..
*AGATHA* | November 20, 2007 at 6:30 pm
this is old, a friend showed me month’s ago
next gossip…..
Anna | November 20, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Aw bless, she’s quite sweet here in a naive sort of way. The bit where he goes “No the other one..” and she looks really blank and then looks up and then goes “…God?” Aw.
Why on earth was she posing nude for this creep?
Skip Smith | November 20, 2007 at 6:32 pm
I’m masturbating right now.
TS | November 20, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Was that Rick Solomon or the Girls Gone Wild guy?
Kyle and Max, come on now…
meg | November 20, 2007 at 6:35 pm
aw, she seemed kind of sweet in this…. again, trusting the wrong person. what a dick.
A Friend | November 20, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Hello,
The video is not really new, it has been on the Internet for a longer time already. Here is the link to a more detailed 4-minute-19 second version:
http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NjM5NzU1fDEyMzkxMDk%3D
And here you can download a FREE 12-minute Paris sex video with the bathing scene (you need a FLV-able player such as VLC or TheKMPlayer):
http://content.stripfire.com/00000184_Peter/Video/VideoFile/00000706.flv
Enjoy,
A Friend
Dani | November 20, 2007 at 6:50 pm
holy hell she is even more retarded than I thought.
THE ONE WHO KNOWS | November 20, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Remember. Everything over a mouth full is wasted. Think of the ones that think she’s stacked. You all know she can afford to have more. Besides, it’s her blond pussy that will hold the dick not her breasts. She can take a bath with me anytime !!
Dani | November 20, 2007 at 6:50 pm
holy hell she is even more retarded than I thought.
Sarah | November 20, 2007 at 6:53 pm
The guy filming is such a creep!!! Why doesn’t she just throw him out??
Missystar | November 20, 2007 at 6:54 pm
“How much should I price this sex tape at?’ How about the price of just having my soul sucked right out of my body via my terrorized, traumatized, profoundly-grossed-out eyeballs. You fucking prick. You filthy, worthless FUCK.
Bob | November 20, 2007 at 6:57 pm
This isn’t new – - I saw this at least 6+ months ago.
LL | November 20, 2007 at 6:58 pm
The only video of Paris I want to see is the one where Al Qaeda saws off her head.
FRIST!!! | November 20, 2007 at 6:59 pm
#1,2,3, You guys all suck.
Superevil | November 20, 2007 at 7:00 pm
So its less of a sex tape and more of a shower tape with a little bit of boobie? Yawn.
WRONG | November 20, 2007 at 7:02 pm
thats JOE FRANCIS being the creepy perv that he is, how dare you drag an upstanding scholar and gentlemen like rick solomon’ss name throught he mud mr. ficial
have you no decenY sir!!
WRONG | November 20, 2007 at 7:02 pm
thats JOE FRANCIS being the creepy perv that he is, how dare you drag an upstanding scholar and gentlemen like rick solomon’ss name throught he mud mr. ficial
have you no decenY sir!!
craccu | November 20, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Am I the only one who felt pity for her, in a way, with her jerk “boyfriend” trying to make a crappy sex video?
ack | November 20, 2007 at 7:12 pm
^ yes. if you let yourself be videotaped naked, you’re asking for it.
Josh | November 20, 2007 at 7:15 pm
This is EXTREMELY old news. This website has been around since early Spring. Can’t believe you guys just found it…
erica | November 20, 2007 at 7:23 pm
wow that rick guy is a jerk!!! he’s so rude. why would she hang around him
sandman | November 20, 2007 at 7:25 pm
old video is OLD. I’ve jerked it to this enough already, no thanks.
dgdgf | November 20, 2007 at 7:29 pm
that dont even look like her
clamdiver | November 20, 2007 at 7:37 pm
lame
hayley | November 20, 2007 at 7:41 pm
ITS JOE FRANCIS NOT RICK SOLOMAN
hayley | November 20, 2007 at 7:42 pm
ITS JOE FRANCIS NOT RICK SOLOMAN
V | November 20, 2007 at 7:42 pm
This is way old… like almost a year. I saw this when that ParisExposed site came out…
Aprhodite | November 20, 2007 at 7:52 pm
I like you Bob.
dude | November 20, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Hey, she looks damn near not-like-ass with the sweat, semen, and vodka being washed off with soap and warm water. Although Rick Salomon seems a bit over enthusiastic about zooming in on her shoulders instead of the standard tits/ass/pussy typically prominent in online sex tapes.
And really, why keep the tape rolling while she brushes her teeth and digs crap out of her eye?
Yeah, I watched it all. So what?
Ted from LA | November 20, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Dude,
It isn’t “crap” she’s digging out of her eye. It’s man goo. Pay attention to the plot.
blizzy | November 20, 2007 at 8:37 pm
You know what would’ve been better than tiny tits in a tub?
ANYTHING!
josh | November 20, 2007 at 8:39 pm
i actually almost feel sorry for her. she’s obviously no einstein but why the hell isn’t she ramming that camera up the moron’s ass? it’s kinda sad. then again, she does have a spectacular ass.
Dave | November 20, 2007 at 8:54 pm
She has a couple of sexy boob…Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club http://Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches orshe won’t date them!”
Tinner | November 20, 2007 at 9:17 pm
She´s still a bit daft and way too loose. But this vid… she actually seems kind of sweet.
sasa | November 20, 2007 at 9:57 pm
seems innocent, but in fact, she isn’t like that ….anyway, she is really hot and beautiful in my mind