Paris Hilton claims she’s just pretending to be dumb

January 29th, 2009 // 131 Comments

Paris Hilton wants everyone to know “she’s a really strong person who’s been through a lot.” Her dumb blonde image is just something she cooked up for The Simple Life to get even more rich which is actually kind of smart. If it were true. People reports:

“For five seasons I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.”
She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

To further prove her genius, Paris stepped out into the chilly London morning today without a bra or coat on which makes me wonder how she’s not building rockets for NASA. It’s practically a crime against science.

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  1. testing

    riddle me this: if Paris was playing dumb for laughs why did Nicole always come across as funnier and smarter in The Simple Life? Nicole made that show, she was funny and sassy…..Paris was vacant and stupid

  2. HEYTHISISME

    EVERYBODY SHUT UP!! PARIS HAS GREAT TITS!!!!

  3. skippygirl

    hi brandon m witte!!!!

    heres a thought!

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

    GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP POSTING ANNOYING COMMENTS ABOUT PUTTING PARIS IN PRISION!! NEVER GONNA HAPPEN U SAD SOURPUSS!!

    SHUT THE FUCK UP U FUCKING CHEAP HOEBAG!

  4. Thats not that bad of an outfit. Its kinda a sad that she is making more money on top of the trust fund money she has already. It goes to show you that the rich get richer just by being rich!

  5. skippygirl

    hi brandon m witte!!!!

    heres a thought!

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

    GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP POSTING ANNOYING COMMENTS ABOUT PUTTING PARIS IN PRISION!! NEVER GONNA HAPPEN U SAD SOURPUSS!!

    SHUT THE FUCK UP U FUCKING CHEAP HOEBAG!

  6. Mike

    104. Gobama – January 30, 2009 6:19 PM

    Thats not that bad of an outfit. Its kinda a sad that she is making more money on top of the trust fund money she has already. It goes to show you that the rich get richer just by being rich!

    It gets even better. Since ‘appearances’ do not count as ‘earned income’ she qualifies for welfare under the Obama plan! Go Obama! Where’s my fucking check?

  7. Edeath

    “It gets even better. Since ‘appearances’ do not count as ‘earned income’ she qualifies for welfare under the Obama plan! Go Obama! Where’s my fucking check?”

    what the fuck are you talking about

  8. Thanks for the confirmation.
    WE’RE DEALING WITH A REAL DUMB ASS HERE, folks!!

  9. Rachel

    What, you thought those were real? Haha.
    http://www.bodyperks.com/index2.html

  10. JT

    isn’t that ironic she sucks at acting?
    maybe she’s fooling all of us by acting a very, very, very bad actress. and singer.

  11. herbiefrog

    oh b*gger…

    are we sposed to say something ?

    yes… is the answer

    p[what?]

  12. Her Peas

    Yeah, if she didn’t have a more raging case of Herpes than Robin Williams, I’d be a little more interested in her pert little nipples.

  13. Pathetic Worm

    CUNT

  14. cheetahstripes

    Now we know where those fake nipples ended up that Samantha wore in SATC.

  15. el ces

    Mmm, breasts…

    And no! Paris should never wear black. Take it off at once!

  16. OMG!

    1st – she is a dumb ass bitch. 2nd – can the bitch spend $25 on a bra for gods sake???

  17. OMG!

    1st – she is a dumb ass bitch. 2nd – can the bitch spend $25 on a bra for gods sake???

  18. she just needs to lower her blood glucose level.

  19. Martina

    …. if you have to explain that you’re pretending to be dumb, then ….. you know, you’re probably dumb.

  20. I don’t know why Paris is behaving like this and she is not suppose to wear these kind of clothes which show offs her body . I think she is having so much prestige in the world she by doing this she is spoiling her image.

  21. She is a true dumb. But I agree that this girl is actually beautiful and a nice friend.

  22. Everything is possible. I know there are hundreds of people around her to make sure she won’t do or make anything stupid but after all she somehow lives so maybe it is true?

  23. Thanks for your good topic. Good done.

  24. She is a true dumb. But I agree that this girl is actually beautiful and a nice friend.

  25. good post!! thx for your topic..so good

  26. It is an excuse for his own stupidity? For once and for all: it is really a stupid ass people! (Remember Letterman show?)

  27. Flap bag the Zimbio – 6 days ago The sews the leather Chanel bag has become the Hollywood young star’s localization handbag.

  28. Kirsty

    In the first season of The Simple Life Paris and Nicole and the family they are staying with are sitting at the table and someone mentions Walmart and Paris goes “What’s Walmart? Where they sell wall stuff?” and the wife of the family gives her this look that says “Can you really be that brainless?”

    Either it’s put on for the show or she really is that dumb.

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