Paris Hilton claims she’s just pretending to be dumb

January 29th, 2009 // 131 Comments

Paris Hilton wants everyone to know “she’s a really strong person who’s been through a lot.” Her dumb blonde image is just something she cooked up for The Simple Life to get even more rich which is actually kind of smart. If it were true. People reports:

“For five seasons I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.”
She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

To further prove her genius, Paris stepped out into the chilly London morning today without a bra or coat on which makes me wonder how she’s not building rockets for NASA. It’s practically a crime against science.

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  2. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

    FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY GOOGLING HIS NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.

    RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2007 WHEN HE POSSIBLY BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY. LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THESE 2 CRIMINALS IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

  3. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  4. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  5. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  6. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED CRIMES.

  7. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.

  8. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST ME NOW IN THE 13 MONTH AND FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS IN NOVEMBER AND DECEMBER 2007 AND IN JANUARY 2008.

  9. SandyM

    I cant believe Paris is still famous! Isnt her 15 mins up? This kinda stuff sucks. I tried auditioning for canadian idol once, it seems like its all for tv, they only took the first few in the line and the rest of us were sent home. Im guessing american idol is the same. Im still trying to get into the business, i got some great tips here http://www.startasingingcareer.com been reading through their books, hopefully it will work for me one day…

  10. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST ME AND BRITNEY SPEARS. RICK HILTON IS ALSO EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HIS PART IN HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST ME.

    THAT IS WHY THE HILTON FAMILY HAS REFUSED TO SUE ME OR TAKE LEGAL ACTION AGAINST ME NOW GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008 WHEN I BEGAN PUTTING ALLEGATIONS AGAINST MS. HILTON ON THE INTERNET.

    JUSTICE MUST ARRIVE.

    One LOVE B

  11. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF AND EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED CRIMES.

    B

  12. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.

  14. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.

  15. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED CRIMES.

  16. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.

  17. ‘Frank’ from 16th floor : You and Paris have something in common Knee. Some people think YOU are just pretending to be dumb.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha :Hi everybody. I’m over here at ‘Frank’s’ .
    ‘Frank’ from 16th floor : Was just doing a bit of research on the ‘flatulence’ sections of southern American marching bands, fired up the Somali Pirate Satellite ™ and came across this MLK parade. At about 2:49 min. in – I thought of you Knee.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Let’s face it ‘Frank’ – no one reading this crap ever knows what we talking about. What you weelee twying to say here exactwee ?
    Inside job ?

  18. morgan

    again?

  19. SandyM

    I cant believe Paris is still famous! Isnt her 15 mins up? This kinda stuff sucks. I tried auditioning for canadian idol once, it seems like its all for tv, they only took the first few in the line and the rest of us were sent home. Im guessing american idol is the same. Im still trying to get into the business, i got some great tips here http://www.startasingingcareer.com been reading through their books, hopefully it will work for me one day…

  20. Jas

    Paris cant pretend to be dumb, she’s just trying anything out to change her image, but after so long it’s not working. She can try to convince us that its something that she can turn on and off in an instant. She jut needs to admit it, she’s a dumb blonde. If not for her name she would be a nobody. Quite honestly, i’m sick and tired of her coming out and saying how she is such a good girl when everybody knows the things that are already out there are true, not these new claims she makes.

  21. hedgehog

    Dosen’t she know it’s rude to point ?

  22. Joe Simpson

    Paris is pretending to be dumb? Ha! Jessica is not only pretending to be dumb but she’s also pretending to be fat!

  23. Binky’s Banking News and Industry Tips
    (A) So #66Truth. I’m like reading this quote from J P Morgan -
    “Capital must protect itself in every way… Debts must be collected and loans and mortgages foreclosed as soon as possible. When through a process of law the common people have lost their homes, they will be more tractable and more easily governed by the strong arm of the law applied by the central power of leading financiers. People without homes will not quarrel with their leaders. This is well known among our principle men now engaged in forming an imperialism of capitalism to govern the world. By dividing the people we can get them to expend their energies in fighting over questions of no importance to us except as teachers of the common herd.”
    And I’m thinkin’ maybe this Truth #66 minus guy/gal is a bit, you know dyslexic (sp?) and only can read the last sentence.
    Looks like JP Morgan got out before Bernie Madof made off with all the cash. And JP Morgan Chase started out as the George Peabody Company in England. And Peabody worked for the Rothchilds.
    (B) Buy low. Sell high.

  24. Raccoon eyes

    i suppose she’s pretending to wear a bra as well?

  25. # 74.
    Thanks for that.
    Inside job ?

  26. @73, Binky: Very fine, Binky, very fine. Now Binky, have you read the analysis of Bernie Madoff’s three classes of “victims” (only one of which was truly victimized)?

  27. Sorry # 76.
    I started reading that stuff and started dozing off.
    I guess I’m not a money man. (I’ve always been a bad capitalist)
    But welcome to the site anyway.. Inside job ?
    Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ?
    That type of thing ?

  28. Well ok. sorrwee.# 76.
    Read a bit more
    (that site needs a different font or something – had trouble reading)

  29. Is it KKK ? # 76?
    I’m a bit tired and didn’t read it all. So – Let’s all just start with -
    #76. INSIDE JOB ?

  30. I think you got rid of that guy Bink.

  31. See: Bernie Madoff's Ethno-Nepotistic Ponzi Scheme

    SHIT !
    ….Back to headquarters.

  32. Oh man, thank god, the truth is finally here.

  33. Sweets

    75% of you are far more stupid than she will ever be.

    And she is EXTREMELY stupid.

  34. AmberDextrose

    And I heard that Einstein was just pretending to be clever.

    Why has Paris’s mad ALL CAPS stalker suddenly turned up again after about three years of silence? It was dull enough last time he tried to take over Comments.

  35. Slut Stalker

    I would run up to Paris and hug her whilest squealing like a lil’ schoolgirl saying “I LOVE YOU PARIS” just because I do!

  36. TallFace

    well, at least she’s not pretending it’s HOT outside ;D

  37. Uhh?

    Heinous Federal Crimes aside….? Why is everything she’s been wearing lately bedazzled

  38. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Tits aside, really look at her face in Pic 1. She should never leave the house without lipstick. She’s starting to look like Andy Warhol!

  39. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Tits aside, really look at her face in Pic 1. She should never leave the house without lipstick. She’s starting to look like Andy Warhol!

  40. Festus

    This is the same dumb cunt that also claimed that she wasn’t promiscuous and she had only had sex with three guys in her entire life.

  41. Newcastle

    LOL at the gloves to keep her hands warm but no jacket or bra! What a dumb cunt.

  42. Pointy

    I’m disgusted with myself for getting aroused while looking at these pictures of Paris. I know she’s got the Herps, so I wouldn’t stick it in her, but I would surely decorate those nips with my man-spackle.

  43. Jessica

    #92- lmfao… so true that bitch needs to put a coat on not just fucking gloves… what a fucking asshole..

  44. Blah

    Is she pretending to be ugly too? Is she gonna take that nasty mask off her face???

  45. sunshine

    #38 – haha, that is funny!

  46. Her tits change size more than Oprah…

  47. Nathiest

    I believe it.

    I mean she is no Rocket Scientist sure, but I bet she is a billion times smarter then fat cow Jessica Simpson.

  48. Fo’ real, Paris? Victoria’s got a secret, and it’s supposed to STAY a secret for a reason!!

  49. STINK

    If she’s pretending to be dumb, she deserves the Oscar.

    Must be a method actor.

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