Paris Hilton wants everyone to know “she’s a really strong person who’s been through a lot.” Her dumb blonde image is just something she cooked up for The Simple Life to get even more rich which is actually kind of smart. If it were true. People reports:
“For five seasons I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.”
She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”
To further prove her genius, Paris stepped out into the chilly London morning today without a bra or coat on which makes me wonder how she’s not building rockets for NASA. It’s practically a crime against science.
Ci | January 29, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Chilly?
Vince Lombardi | January 29, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Must be cold there. You can tell ’cause she’s wearing gloves.
havoc | January 29, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Useless as a glass eye in a knot hole….
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AJ | January 29, 2009 at 3:00 pm
When Paris was on Larry King; she told him she has been reading the Bible a lot while in jail. Larry asked Paris what is her favorite verse in the Bible and Paris could not answer him. Basically Paris is not the crunchiest chip in the bag.
Vince Lombardi | January 29, 2009 at 3:01 pm
And her kneecaps are protruding from her knees…. forgot that part. Otherwise, you could never tell.
Alex | January 29, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Uh that’s great Paris, but if it’s just a character why are you still doing it? The shows over bitch.
jrz | January 29, 2009 at 3:06 pm
A character she was playing? Um….excuse me, Stupid, but it was a REALITY SHOW based on your life.
Andy | January 29, 2009 at 3:06 pm
i would twist them so hard she orgasms so hard she passes out
Balls McCoy | January 29, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Lombardi, LOL @2
Sure | January 29, 2009 at 3:23 pm
@8
Yeah, ’cause that’s how it works. Purple Nurple = World’s Greatest Lover.
Now go back to Mom’s basement.
groan... | January 29, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Granted, she makes a couple of relevant points…
Dy | January 29, 2009 at 3:26 pm
So, sorta shows she felt like looking like Lady gaga, big glasses, all in black, with gloves..she interviewed her few days ago:P
cookie | January 29, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I didn’t know rich people bedazzled their clothes too.
Seth | January 29, 2009 at 3:30 pm
She better watch out with those things, if she’s not careful she could poke somebody and give them, you know, a wonkeye or something.
mr. t | January 29, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Thats the best she has ever looked…I’d hit it if herpes bug’s weren’t spraying out of her twat like a fire sprinkler…
chupacabra | January 29, 2009 at 3:31 pm
god damn she’s stupid.
Alec Baldwin | January 29, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I’m surprised those nipples are 3 inches long considering how much they’ve been sucked.
Deacon Jones | January 29, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Hmm. It just moved a little…
Valerie | January 29, 2009 at 3:45 pm
@10 That’s solid gold right there! *cheers*
JBone | January 29, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Turkey’s done
Lux | January 29, 2009 at 3:56 pm
gotta love the fourth pic where she checks her nipples…
Minty | January 29, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Attention whore…she obviously knows whats going on as you can see in picture #4 that she is looking down at her nipples poking through her shirt.
Why won’t she just disappear?!?
Clownshoes the Clown | January 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm
The Slurpi Queen has signaled her intentions. Soon the polar bear armies march on Sweden! or Switzerland!
Also.
Sportsdvl | January 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Who the Hell knew she was that good of an actress???
Boston_Freek | January 29, 2009 at 4:12 pm
#13 LMFAO
me | January 29, 2009 at 4:15 pm
She’s beautiful. She could cut glass with those things.
Vince Lombardi | January 29, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Yeah…. and I’m just pretending to type on the Internet.
Conky | January 29, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Why is she in London? Did Hollywood get tired of taking pics of this skank?
Not complaining, London can keep her ugly ass and her nipples too.
jenny | January 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm
she was also just pretending to have herpes.
of course | January 29, 2009 at 4:44 pm
dumb people claiming to be smart is like boring people claiming to be interesting.
saying it out loud, and to the press, doesn’t make it true, sweety.
Jupiter Girl | January 29, 2009 at 4:50 pm
NIce Try Paris! But it is totally untrue. You are the dumb slut we all know and hate!
PHisDUMB | January 29, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Paris also didn’t make a sex tape. That was just her “character”.
NEVER BACK DOWN MAN | January 29, 2009 at 5:15 pm
PARIS YOU WHORE LOL!
edeath | January 29, 2009 at 5:58 pm
That shirt is so god damn stupid
Provocative Girl | January 29, 2009 at 6:04 pm
ok, seriously. why do people like paris hilton come out and say they really aren’t that dumb. it’s fine if you are. and if you’re not, then it’s just sad that you feel like you have to play dumb.
http://www.provocativeremarks.com
STFUP | January 29, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Raisin smuggler….
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Its’ NOT an act – she is that stupid. This isn’t the first time she’s tried to claim her extreme stupidity is an act.
Truckstop | January 29, 2009 at 6:18 pm
She’s no rocket surgeon . . . . .
Truckstop | January 29, 2009 at 6:18 pm
She’s no rocket surgeon . . . . .
Lindalou | January 29, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Jessica Simpson isnt as stupid as she pretended to be on TV either.
Mama Pinkus | January 29, 2009 at 6:45 pm
You may not be dumb, Ms. Hilton, but you most certainly are vapid.
Hawkeye STL | January 29, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Paris is just acting like she has herpes.
Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Nigga at a time | January 29, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Wow, if she is pretending, she is the best damn actress in the world!
GI Canada | January 29, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I have a hard penis from looking at those pictures.. Anyone is a liar who says that they would not love to slide their penis between those gorgeous breasts… Love Ya Paris!
GI Canada | January 29, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I have a hard penis from looking at those pictures.. Anyone is a liar who says that they would not love to slide their penis between those gorgeous breasts… Love Ya Paris!
Ruthless | January 29, 2009 at 9:09 pm
i want it… let the shit talking begin but for some reason i think shes banging hot, bonk bonk
rawr | January 29, 2009 at 9:12 pm
wow…didn’t know she had her left nipple pierced…
dan fan | January 29, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Can i nibble at that thing?
azzman | January 29, 2009 at 9:57 pm
damn, i wonder if i can get coke out of those nipples..
Mike | January 29, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Good thing retards like her can’t get elected. Oops. Bush. Obama. At least they had/have good advisors though. Oops. Hilton.
Where’s my fucking check Obama? Instead you are trying to dump 300 million for STD clinics? 800 million to fund abortions OUTSIDE the United States? Are you kidding me? And the people that read this site elected you? Where’s my check?
gerard Vandenberg | January 29, 2009 at 10:29 pm
This is an excuse for her own stupidity?
for once and for all: SHE’S REALLY A DUMB ASS, folks!!
(remember the letterman-show?)