Paris Hilton checks out her own boobs

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Shut the fuck up, incredidouche.

I don’t think Paris is looking at her boobs, she’s trying to see around the blast shield on her face.

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Shut the fuck up, incredidouche.

I don’t think Paris is looking at her boobs, she’s trying to see around the blast shield on her face.

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That’s gotta be record time. On here like 3 minutes and already getting trolled.

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That’s gotta be record time. On here like 3 minutes and already getting trolled

That’s gotta be record time. On here like 3 minutes and already getting trolled

That’s gotta be record time. On here like 3 minutes and already getting trolled

Hey idiot troll, if you’re going to cut and paste my comments to make it look like I’m making multiple posts, at least make sure that you copy ALL of the text. Yours are missing the “.” after “trolled”. You really are pathetic. I’m outta here.

Hey idiot troll, if you’re going to cut and paste my comments to make it look like I’m making multiple posts, at least make sure that you copy ALL of the text. Yours are missing the “.” after “trolled”. You really are pathetic. I’m outta here.

Hey idiot troll, if you’re going to cut and paste my comments to make it look like I’m making multiple posts, at least make sure that you copy ALL of the text. Yours are missing the “.” after “trolled”. You really are pathetic. I’m outta here.

There is some seriously fucked up shit on the fish today. Actually, the world in general is kinda freaking me out.

For instance, today on my way to work I was listening to some classic rock station (because I’m a prehistoric 38 years old) and Elton John’s “Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting” came on.

Well, I was listening to it, and I swear that I heard the words “Death Star plans” in the lyrics.

Even more strange is that this song came out four years before Star Wars.

Elton John: a true fudgepacking visionary.

Whats with the pics of blind big bird? They should give out free seeing eye dogs with those specs.

Oh great. Now we got the feuding fucktwats here again.

OK, so, let’s turn this into a freakin’ newsgroup, where people regularly bitch-slap each other with words…

Allright, you god-damn left wing freaks! How long are you gonna give welfare, food stamps, free public school breakfasts and lunches, rent subsidies, Aid to Families With Dependent Children to the Africans so they can breed some more human garbage??? And then, what about them Mexi-coons?? You know, the ones that illegally get here to use our emergency rooms for their free personal primary care clinics, use our public schools for free as they demand bi-lingual education, and plop out baby Mexi-frogs that are instant citizens?? AND, don’t forget, mosty of the money they make (tax-free) is sent back to Mexico to their relatives???

NOW, take a hint, ass-wipe bitchez, and take your typed hate to ANOTHER type of site where you’ll be welcome.

Whew.

Hello,

This is Walrus Gumboot, I’ve decided to take Papas advice, and that’s that……..*BANG*

I was just playing around!

Why the hate all of a sudden?

Hi BigJim!

I love you!

Oh great. Now we got the feuding fucktwats here again.

OK, so, let’s turn this into a freakin’ newsgroup, where people regularly bitch-slap each other with words…

Allright, you god-damn left wing freaks! How long are you gonna give welfare, food stamps, free public school breakfasts and lunches, rent subsidies, Aid to Families With Dependent Children to the Africans so they can breed some more human garbage??? And then, what about them Mexi-coons?? You know, the ones that illegally get here to use our emergency rooms for their free personal primary care clinics, use our public schools for free as they demand bi-lingual education, and plop out baby Mexi-frogs that are instant citizens?? AND, don’t forget, mosty of the money they make (tax-free) is sent back to Mexico to their relatives???

NOW, take a hint, ass-wipe bitchez, and take your typed hate to ANOTHER type of site where you’ll be welcome.

Whew.

Oh great. Now we got the feuding fucktwats here again.

OK, so, let’s turn this into a freakin’ newsgroup, where people regularly bitch-slap each other with words…

Allright, you god-damn left wing freaks! How long are you gonna give welfare, food stamps, free public school breakfasts and lunches, rent subsidies, Aid to Families With Dependent Children to the Africans so they can breed some more human garbage??? And then, what about them Mexi-coons?? You know, the ones that illegally get here to use our emergency rooms for their free personal primary care clinics, use our public schools for free as they demand bi-lingual education, and plop out baby Mexi-frogs that are instant citizens?? AND, don’t forget, mosty of the money they make (tax-free) is sent back to Mexico to their relatives???

NOW, take a hint, ass-wipe bitchez, and take your typed hate to ANOTHER type of site where you’ll be welcome.

Whew.

Oh great. Now we got the feuding fucktwats here again.

OK, so, let’s turn this into a freakin’ newsgroup, where people regularly bitch-slap each other with words…

Allright, you god-damn left wing freaks! How long are you gonna give welfare, food stamps, free public school breakfasts and lunches, rent subsidies, Aid to Families With Dependent Children to the Africans so they can breed some more human garbage??? And then, what about them Mexi-coons?? You know, the ones that illegally get here to use our emergency rooms for their free personal primary care clinics, use our public schools for free as they demand bi-lingual education, and plop out baby Mexi-frogs that are instant citizens?? AND, don’t forget, mosty of the money they make (tax-free) is sent back to Mexico to their relatives???

NOW, take a hint, ass-wipe bitchez, and take your typed hate to ANOTHER type of site where you’ll be welcome.

Whew.

Looks like she’s trying to coax them to grow a bit more.

“Come on Titties, look at how big Twat has grown.”

W-T-F??????

Actually..to be truthful I’ve been reading all your stories but didn’t seem to care much for them til now. This post = win.

#73 – I actually snorted coffee out my nose at that one! Thank you.

Despite the low opinion that most people seem to have of this creature, at least she takes better care of herself than Britney Spears and doesn’t leave the house looking like a COMPLETE trainwreck.

I just made a statement in Paris Hilton’s defence.

*blink*

I’m going to go cry in a corner now.

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Please invest in a good IP sniffer or hire an online P.I. to weed out the bullshit. The troll thing is just plain goddamned annoying. This fucking crap should have been stopped months ago. Thank you in advance.

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Did she get a boob job I didn’t hear about? They look slightly less mosquito bite-y than usual. I dunno. Maybe it’s just the shirt.

I really like her harry carey glasses.

This place is getting weirder…

I hate to say this but except for her UGLY glasses, she looks almost decent in these pics.

She must be having an “off” day.

Suzanne Sommers one-sided Pony Tail.

Very fresh.

In 1974…

If you

Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His anger management therapy was going nowhere.

What boobs? I get bigger goosbums from looking at the whore…

she can see back to the future in those glasses.

i love the guy who writes on this site. How do I meet him?

I love the space goggles. Anyone know the designer? Gwen had a pair on in white.

Now if she’d get rid of those giant ass glasses, she might look HALFWAY normal.

That gir is going insane :s

the glasses are the only thing i like on these photos!!

Thanks Man! You know, Unlike 99.999999% of the population, I really cannot get enough of this woman. Thanks for catering to our tiny little crazed-loony Paris Hilton fan niche. It really warms the cockles of our hearts.

She’s looking at them because she’s now one step closer to her full tranny transformation.

id love to spit on her….hmmmm maybe tie her up and shove my hot curling iron up her coochie since she loves anything and everything up there…when is she goig to die? cmon if you kill presidents surely paris hilton will be shot soon then yes?

ha ha…hopefully she realized the suck!

you guys are just too dumb
probably can’t get laid without paying first huh? ROFL