Paris Hilton checks out her own boobs

January 24th, 2007 // 96 Comments
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Comments (96)

  1. biatcho | January 24, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    She’s checking them out because she’s wondering why she looks like a 12 year old wearing a padded training bra for the first time.

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  2. pookiedoo | January 24, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    She’s thinking, “So that’s what they look like without a cock in between them!”

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  3. danielle | January 24, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    And while doing so…she only came up with her manish feet.

    Also,

    That’s a padded bra.

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  4. wedgeone | January 24, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    Either she just realized that when you get knocked up, your boobs grow, or this is the first time that she’s worn a bra since high school, and she just realized how much more shapely they look in one.

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  5. scienceguy | January 24, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    Paris Hilton’s stuff for sale on the internet.

    Symantec issues virus warning.

    Are these things related?

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  6. scienceguy | January 24, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    I wonder if she will try and sell that
    stretched
    out old
    Pussy
    on Ebay?

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  7. icyprincess2 | January 24, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    Maybe she is thinking that they look so much cleaner with out cum all over them

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  8. Brian Green and The Pink Penis | January 24, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    Hi danielle!

    I love you!

    What’s your email addy?

    I have some pictures for you!

    Reply
  9. Jnicole28 | January 24, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    wow yeah that probably is the first time we’ve ever see her in a bra.
    #4 not to mention PERKY…

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  10. Brian Green and The Pink Penis | January 24, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    Have you been to Ferrets lately?

    I love you danielle!

    What’s your email addy?

    Tell me!

    I have some picture JUST FOR YOU!

    Reply
  11. danielle | January 24, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    8.

    Why the hell would I give your dumbass my email? Take your fugly ass somewhere and buy brain.

    Twat.

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  12. danielle | January 24, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    10.

    Like I said, fuck off.

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  13. carlogo | January 24, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    Thirteenth!!!

    Please leave Paris alone. She was just trying to count to 2.

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  14. get-a-grip | January 24, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    What is with the blast shields? What up Silkwood?

    She looks like a friggen Welder.

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  15. get-a-grip | January 24, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Those specs are bigger than her boobs…

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  16. Brian Green and The Pink Penis | January 24, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Come to Ferrets with me!

    It’s fun!

    Muhahahahahahahahaha!

    I love you danielle!

    Where is BitchPort?

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  17. get-a-grip | January 24, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    She’s not looking at her boobies.

    She just can’t keep her head up under the weight of those Yoko’s.

    OY!

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  18. biatcho | January 24, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    #12 – Actually you said “buy brain”, not “fuck off”, but it’s cool. You’re dumb. I get it.

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  19. BarbadoSlim | January 24, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    You know, you DON’T have to post every silly thing this necrocunt does.

    sheeeeesh

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  20. Brian Green and The Pink Penis | January 24, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    I love you danielle!

    Kiss me with those big lips!

    I love you danielle!

    What’s your email addy?

    Reply
  21. F-Sucker | January 24, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    They’re not bad to suck on, either.

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  22. icyprincess2 | January 24, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    I am guessing her email is Danielle@leavemealone.com

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  23. danielle | January 24, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    #16.

    Listen dyke,

    Quit following me through the threads like some sort of deranged fuck withthout a life.

    Wait, did I say “like” ?

    I’m not even going to respond to that “thing” in spot 19.

    “Necrocut” says it all.

    Your IQ equals that of a grape.

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  24. RussianMafia | January 24, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    She NEVER wears a bra under shirts like that! shocker

    She has really nice handful/mouthfull boobies, very very nice

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  25. biatcho | January 24, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    DUUUUUUMB. SOOO fucking DUUUUMB!

    Reply
  26. BigJim | January 24, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    Now what really would have shocked the hell out of me was if this title had said “Paris Hilton Checks Out a Book from the Library.”

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  27. BigJim | January 24, 2007 at 2:13 pm
  28. I am the eggman | January 24, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    All Im saying there aint no question who the man is
    In my civic or in this show biz
    I drill the fool, kill the fool
    Come on what you say?
    I think I can take care of all you muthafuckas dont delay right away

    Reply
  29. MrSemprini | January 24, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    I saw Paris in a library once. She stopped to ask directions to the nearest coke drop. Someone had told her that you can find out anything in a library.

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  30. MrSemprini | January 24, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    Can we get more pictures of Jessica Biel? Or Screech? Rather look at my gramma’s naked body than look at Perish Hilton. And, my gramma is DEAD!

    Reply
  31. Fugurself | January 24, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Shouldn’t Paris H. be in rehab? Word on the street is she passes gas as frequently as a skunk.

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  32. BarbadoSlim | January 24, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    @23 get over yourself I wasn’t EVEN TALKING TO YOU. Remember the original thread is about Pris fucking Hilton NOT YOU, honey.

    And you didn’t even misquote me right I didn’t write necrocut, I wrote necrocunt. Now stay the fuck away from my posts CUNT.

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  33. Brian Green and The Pink Penis | January 24, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Thanks BigJim!

    What’s your email addy?

    I have pictures for you too!

    Did you ever drop the towel?

    I didn’t think so!

    Where is Kim?

    What is her email addy?

    Reply
  34. Brian Green and The Pink Penis | January 24, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    Do you like my link BigJim?

    Where’s Jrzmommy?

    What’s your email BigJim?

    I have pictures for you!

    Come on everybody lets go to Ferrets!

    Reply
  35. Brian Green and The Pink Penis | January 24, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    Look up ^

    Reply
  36. Brian Green and The Pink Penis | January 24, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    Where is biatcho?

    What is her email addy?

    I love the Superfish!

    Lets go to Ferrets!

    Reply
  37. Brian Green and The Pink Penis | January 24, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    Who’s next everybody?

    I need help!

    No I don’t!

    I can’t stop!

    Yes I can!

    What’s going on?

    Reply
  38. BigJim | January 24, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    There is some serious Twilight Zone shit going on here.

    Can anyone recommend a good psychiatrist for our pal Brian? It may be time for him to renew his Haldol prescription.

    Reply
  39. saintmaybe | January 24, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    I hate to admit it, but they’re not half bad…

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  40. Brian Green and The Pink Penis | January 24, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    BigJim what’s your email addy?

    Someone tell me!

    I have pictures for you guys!

    What’s Haldol?

    Drop the towel BigJim!

    What is your email addy?

    Reply
  41. BarbadoSlim | January 24, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    You got it Jim, that is fucking lame lame lame.

    Reply
  42. herring, red | January 24, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    it’s wally gotta be wally but there’s that link to SJ but never dropped towel? wally but she could read would she? she’d have to read all the time to catch that gotta be wally but there was that recent attack on SJ and maybe the earlier attack on jrz was her too still probably wally maybe him both times wait PHN is about to launch his site so why not take ferret down he hated most of the people anyway he said so himself that’s crazy no way it’s gotta be wally or SJ. or that assferret guy.

    mr marbles?

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  43. scienceguy | January 24, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Dear Mr. Frist,

    I am the proud owner of a 2006 Dodge Mega Cab and I think your rebate idea is a winner. However, I think the rebate amount should be a little bit higher. I mean $100 won’t even fill up my tank. I think it would be fair if you would give a variable rate rebate based on the gas mileage of the person’s vehicle. For example, do those Toyota Corolla owners really need a $100 rebate? Those nerdy Corolla owners can go 2 weeks between fill ups and it only costs them $30 at the pump. Besides, most of us Mega Cab/Super Duty drivers are loyal supporters of the Republican Party. I think the least you can do is give us a reasonable rebate.

    Thanks,

    A Loyal Pickup Truck Republican

    Ps: Enclosed is a photo of my new Mega Cab
    http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/3060000000047496.JPG?0.6279...

    Reply
  44. red, herring | January 24, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    it’s wally gotta be wally but there’s that link to SJ but never dropped towel? wally but she could read would she? she’d have to read all the time to catch that gotta be wally but there was that recent attack on SJ and maybe the earlier attack on jrz was her too still probably wally maybe him both times wait PHN is about to launch his site so why not take ferret down he hated most of the people anyway he said so himself that’s crazy no way it’s gotta be wally or SJ. or that assferret guy.

    mr marbles?

    Reply
  45. science guy | January 24, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Dear Mr. Frist,

    I am the proud owner of a 2006 Dodge Mega Cab and I think your rebate idea is a winner. However, I think the rebate amount should be a little bit higher. I mean $100 won’t even fill up my tank. I think it would be fair if you would give a variable rate rebate based on the gas mileage of the person’s vehicle. For example, do those Toyota Corolla owners really need a $100 rebate? Those nerdy Corolla owners can go 2 weeks between fill ups and it only costs them $30 at the pump. Besides, most of us Mega Cab/Super Duty drivers are loyal supporters of the Republican Party. I think the least you can do is give us a reasonable rebate.

    Thanks,

    A Loyal Pickup Truck Republican

    Ps: Enclosed is a photo of my new Mega Cab
    http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/3060000000047496.JPG?0.6279...

    Reply
  46. Lowlands | January 24, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    “How can i serve you Superfish?”.Thanks for your concern Paris.I really appreciate it.

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  47. scienceguy | January 24, 2007 at 3:20 pm

    Ford truck is ‘larger than life’

    HE: Gee whiz, that diesel is noisy. Maybe that’s not a big deal out in the middle of Texas on the King Ranch, but it gets pretty tiresome after about 20 miles of highway driving. And even on smooth roads, this truck tends to feel pretty bouncy. I’m concerned that heavy-truck makers don’t feel compelled to install the same safety equipment, like side air bags, that they do on cars. And this may be the best truck in the universe, but 50 Gs is still an awful lot of money for a pickup — even one with top-stitched tan saddle leather.

    SHE: Ford may have skimped on some safety items, but our truck had adjustable pedals. And I think you can make the argument that this dominates other vehicles so much that side bags are moot. I disagree with your 50-G remark, too. This Ford makes much more sense than the Hummer H2 SUT pseudo-pickup, which is priced about the same. It’s more practical and elegant than the Hummer and, man, could I picture George Bush behind the wheel. Maybe that’s what those W-shaped brands were all about. The bottom line is that there is no better big truck than this one. How can you not give it five stars? The only option it lacked was spurs.

    Quoted from the following web site:
    http://www.detnews.com/2005/autosconsumer/0501/05/G03-50416.htm...

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  48. bigsteamyone | January 24, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    It’s nice to see Paris Hilton in the news this week.i have missed her sluttyness.All hail to the queen of disfunction.

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  49. D'oh Eyes | January 24, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    Scienceguy: I have an important message for you. Please stand by.

    Yes, here it comes. Please wait.

    Almost done. Yes, here it is. This is very important. Please continue reading.

    Shut the fuck up, incredidouche.

    Reply
  50. D'oh Eyes | January 24, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    I don’t think Paris is looking at her boobs, she’s trying to see around the blast shield on her face.

    Reply

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