Paris Hilton is currently being checked into the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, the same place she checked herself into Sunday night after the MTV Movie Awards. And that means pretty soon she’ll be in for another strip search. If the family of the prison guards don’t hear back from them anytime soon, don’t worry, they’re probably just lost somewhere in her vagina. I heard it took Lewis and Clark eight months to find their way out of there.
UPDATE: TMZ reports that instead of being transported to the Century Regional Detention Facility, Paris Hilton will spend the weekend in the medical ward of the Twin Towers Correctional Facility while her lawyers file an appeal. Her lawyers are filing a writ of habeas corpus, claiming her body is being held illegally. Which is about the only way anybody would ever want to hold her body. Zing!
I cant believe how someones pain can bring so much joy to others, it’s almost like jesus at the cross. god bless you paris.
It doesnt matter if she gets to keep her extensions or not, she’s a natural beauty. she looks like an angel.
SHES LIKE BABY JESUS’S GIFT TO THE WORLD WRAPPED IN SWEETNESS AND CLASS.
ALL OF YOU ARE JELOUS!!!!
She is so talented and kind, she does not deserve this! she deserves to be in her mansion like a true princess.
I remember this one time, that Jesus was in this video, on night vision, and he was getting fucked. It was pretty awesome. Another time he drove drunk, then drove with a suspended license in the dark at twice the speed limit with no headlights on. Jesus is fucking hardcore, man! He dated a college girl porn empire mogul, judged people who were poor or public schooled, and showed his junk in public. He did this whole tv show series for a few years in which he made fun of people who weren’t rich or famous.
Jesus is hot! And Jesus would definitely piss and/or shit in jail, I’ll tell you that much.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Incredible
What’s this with her not pissing/shitting in jail? I missed it if it was really in the news. LOL!! That’s hilarious.
More please!!!
Not once did wwjd spell the word “jealous” correctly. Paris’s fans are just as useless as she is. Isn’t “Jealousy” a song on her album?
But at least Paris is a cum dumpster, which has some untility… somewhat.
“I SAW THE HERPES THING, I BELIEVE ITS FAKE.”
Should people go with your beliefs, which include relating the Christian savior to a slut who swallows, or medical records?
Hmmmm… I would be a fool if I chose the latter. It’s all a conspirary, I tells ya!
“I SAW THE HERPES THING, I BELIEVE ITS FAKE.”
I mean, CAPS LOCK is the epitome of scientific proof. I would be a dunce not to believe things in CAP.
I can’t believe one of the sycophant Paris “fans” compared her to Jesus Christ. Shyguy, I think you’ve hit on what the “medical condition” the idiot LA Sheriff tried to spring her for was: when you subsist entirely on a diet of alcohol and semen your body needs to adjust for awhile to actual food. Probably what they served her in jail.
I CANT BELIEVE HOW SOMEONES PAIN CAN BRING SO MUCH JOY TO OTHERS, ITS ALMOST LIKE JESUS AT THE CROSS. GOD BLESS YOU PARIS!!!
IT DOESNT MATTER IF SHE GETS TO KEEP HER EXTENSIONS OR NOT, SHES A NATURAL BEAUTY. SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL.
SHES LIKE BABY JESUS’S GIFT TO THE WORLD WRAPPED IN SWEETNESS AND CLASS.
ALL OF YOU ARE JELOUS!!!!
SHE IS SOOO TALENTED AND KIND, SHE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS! SHE DESERVES TO BE IN HER MANSION LIKE A TRUE PRINCESS.
ALL OF YOU ARE BRAINWASHED BY THE MEDIA TO THINK THESE BAD AND UNTRUE THINGS OF HER, I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU, YOU NEED JESUS.
Lee Baca should just come clean about his shameful actions and resign his position right now. The news is out that the Hiltons are big contributors to his campaigns. I sure hope this cheap cum dumpster was worth throwing his career in law enforcement away for:
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,21884656-10388,00.html
But at least Paris is a cum dumpster, which has some untility… somewhat.
did you mean utility shyguy??
god bless you paris!!
wwjd,
Why do you keep copy/pasting the diarrhea you’ve been spewing from the mouth over and over?
You know saying this again and again hasn’t been more effective than once right? I mean how many people have actually agreed with your theories on Jesus and the dumb ho?
You have zero arguments to anything anyone’s written you. All you do is copy/paste.
Your brain must be the size of a peanut. If even that big.
I think you should go visit Paris in jail and help out with her peeing and shitting problem. She could use your face as the toilet since she hates the one they gaver her.
Hehe.
The only people dumber than Paris are her fans, cough **wwjd** cough cough.
does anyone else think her “serious medical condition” is like withdrawl?
Because it’s fun writing a bunch of bogus crap to piss people off and because that cunt can rot in jail for all I care, that was kinda fun(sorry I couldn’t help myself.)But in all honesty I did kinda feel bad for her for like a split second when they put her back in the clink but then I remembered that she has more money than “god” and she’s going to go back to being the same stuck up bitch when she gets out. I also think it’s withdrawls and/or a big ass tantrum.
Krazikelli please get out of the sun. You are more incoherent and idiotic than usual. I’m more shocked that you could actually spell Al Sharpton’s name. I just thought you were totally illiterate.
But it’s cool. You do need to work on the potty mouth. No one is going to deflower you if you keep that up. It obviously makes more sense to shove a dick in your mouth to shut you up.
So go on and be a nice moron and practice writing in English.
English motherfucker, can you write in it?
Oh and Paris, you are now my #2 favorite moron to give head. Krazikelli is our first.
#75 and #78, those are both the saddest comments I have ever read. Fucking losers.
SageAshes, you could read that? Kudos to you for wading through the dross.
And yep, Sheva, you rule. :-)
You’re all just jealous because she’s so beautiful and talented.
/LOLz!
http://parisbestday.ytmnd.com/
For sure.
She attended her freshman year of high school in Rancho Mirage, California at the Marywood-Palm Valley School and her sophomore and junior years of high school at the Dwight School in New York, but dropped out, and eventually earned a GED.
Pluh-eeze, if she can’t finish HS, she damn sure can’t go to jail. I mean, that’s so unfashionable.
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“The same day the Los Angeles city attorney pushed for more jail time for heiress Paris Hilton, he acknowledged that his wife got a traffic ticket while driving with a suspended license in 2005.
Through a spokesman, City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo told the Los Angeles Times on Friday that his wife regrets the violation. Delgadillo’s wife was fined $186.”
ah.. finally… What I said is.. nevermind..
let her do the time. and please stay out of the media for 3 weeks…
ah.. finally… What I said is.. nevermind..
let her do the time. and please stay out of the media for 3 weeks…
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.
WWJD, are you kidding me, you’re comparing Jesus on the cross to Paris (a spoiled little bitch) in jail…you have to be KIDDING me. sure shes human and has feelings like the rest of us, but to say she is like baby Jesus’ gift to the world. man you need help! shes just another spoiled little brat in hollywood
Although I rarely post here anymore, I was compelled to tell WWJD what an absolute fucking moron they are.
WWJD: If you were here right now I’d dump a bucket of rocks on top of you….you fucking moron.
It’s so good to see this dumb bitch cry! I hope you get raped in prison! CRY BITCH CRY!
416=sheva:
Honey, I don’t give head….
Iz it zo hard to believe that
an 18 yr. old iz a virgin? Why?
the sun iz my life….
pleaze tell (sherry) from the
martha hatez egyptianz..that
virginz can’t be whorez!
alzo that I love gay people
one of my bezt friendz is
a black gay guy and I’m not
raciztz..can’t people say
thingz without someone zhitty
themselves over it? WTF!
As much as I’m tired to reading about Paris’ whiny, disease-ridden ass, that picture is so good that I can forgive coming up with so many different storiest to tie too it.
jrzmommy why dont you go rotate the tires on your home and take care of your 10 kids before they get taken away by cps, oh yeah and you smell like tuna, go wash your stank walls.
lalaland, shes better than jesus.
gud thing she should be oh tear tear lol i hate her sooo much yea go to jail thats rite!!! “:]
gud thing she should be oh tear tear lol i hate her sooo much yea go to jail thats rite!!! “:]
tear tear
tear tear
tear tear
tear tear
just seeing that rich bitch’s perky little smile makes me want to knock her perfect little teeth out. she deserves everything she’s getting, and no amount of cyring for mommy should get her out of it!
Can she get mail? How can we send her cards of support?
She is too hot and sexy really gonna kiss her.