Paris Hilton is currently being checked into the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, the same place she checked herself into Sunday night after the MTV Movie Awards. And that means pretty soon she’ll be in for another strip search. If the family of the prison guards don’t hear back from them anytime soon, don’t worry, they’re probably just lost somewhere in her vagina. I heard it took Lewis and Clark eight months to find their way out of there.
UPDATE: TMZ reports that instead of being transported to the Century Regional Detention Facility, Paris Hilton will spend the weekend in the medical ward of the Twin Towers Correctional Facility while her lawyers file an appeal. Her lawyers are filing a writ of habeas corpus, claiming her body is being held illegally. Which is about the only way anybody would ever want to hold her body. Zing!
theo | June 8, 2007 at 4:38 pm
This is to damn good.
brad | June 8, 2007 at 4:39 pm
joy.
amanda | June 8, 2007 at 4:39 pm
This is what happens when you are a racist, exploitative bitch who drinks and drives…
booby32323 | June 8, 2007 at 4:40 pm
FRIST!
vercat | June 8, 2007 at 4:40 pm
lol, i love the look on her face in that pic
eXtasyStef | June 8, 2007 at 4:41 pm
FABULOUS. Guess being rich isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
ErinBerens | June 8, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I have such an overwhelming feeling of happiness right now, it’s unreal! She broke the law and she deserves every ounce of punishment she gets. Mommy and Daddy can’t buy her out of this mess. What a waste of space Paris is.
wpk | June 8, 2007 at 4:42 pm
i am so happy right now. what a joy!
Jumondo | June 8, 2007 at 4:43 pm
yeah Baby back to twat camp for you.
Maria | June 8, 2007 at 4:43 pm
she will probably enjoy getting stripped searched again…if I were the correctional officer doing it, i would double glove it..
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 8, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Twin Towers Correctional Facility? 6/8 is the new 9/11. Let’s hope Paris goes into Twin Towers like a 747, shrieking and exploding into a ball of fire.
Fifth Stooge | June 8, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Crying?
There’s no crying in prison.
it's me fuckers | June 8, 2007 at 4:45 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!
*wipes tear away*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid fucking cunt crying for her mommy!!!! OMG, this has made my weekend!!!
Diana | June 8, 2007 at 4:45 pm
DAMN! Paris Hilton with no makeup! Scary…
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 8, 2007 at 4:45 pm
How rare is it that we will all have better weekends than Paris? I wonder if the guards strip searching her are applicable for workman’s comp?
Cristina | June 8, 2007 at 4:45 pm
#3 don’t act as if you’ve never done it. stfu
eXtasyStef | June 8, 2007 at 4:45 pm
The double gloves, they do nothing….
Robert H. | June 8, 2007 at 4:46 pm
This is the best news of the whole year.
rolan | June 8, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Christmas came early and Justice for all.
Julie | June 8, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Is she really that surprised? Really? Seriously? She’s dumber than I thought.
gina | June 8, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Stand by for the State of Cali being sued for millions by her lawyers.
http://www.innerdrama.com
it's me fuckers | June 8, 2007 at 4:49 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Holy fuck!!!!! I just can’t stop laughing!!!
Mwahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Teehee… snicker…… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Andrew | June 8, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Habeus Corpus? Wtf. How is her sentence illegal? She broke the fucking law.
nash | June 8, 2007 at 4:50 pm
“Mom…Mom…Mom…”
This is priceless!
Historical day!
RichPort | June 8, 2007 at 4:50 pm
This is now my new favorite picture. It will replace the one in my foyer of Bush getting ass raped by Cheney while Condi takes pictures of Osama masturbating. At least the Paris one wasn’t Photoshopped. Sweet reality!
kampui | June 8, 2007 at 4:50 pm
fuckin’ awesome.
Texas Tranny | June 8, 2007 at 4:51 pm
I guess she couldn’t handle the prison issued panties. tee hee
twcheer | June 8, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Hahahahhahahahahah
That has to be about the
greatest picture I’ve ever
seen!!!
Hahahahahaha
Let’s Hate Paris Campaign
Of America!
phillip oliver hole | June 8, 2007 at 4:51 pm
poor girl
fakant | June 8, 2007 at 4:51 pm
11- so wrong but so fucking lol
Devon Bickhart | June 8, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Whoever writes this, I love you. (I’m female) Where can we meet?
kimberly | June 8, 2007 at 4:53 pm
why the hell is it called “twin towers” ?
Kelly | June 8, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I definitely think you can only claim habeas corpus if you actually didn’t do anything wrong and are being imprisoned on false charges, which she definitely doesn’t qualify for. But I don’t know, I didn’t do good in law class.
MJ | June 8, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Seeing another human weep shouldn’t bring me such joy but it does in this case. I giggled my ass off.
getoutofmygalley | June 8, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Twin Towers Correctional Facility and Day Spa.
HoboChic | June 8, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Ok, from a legal perspective, it’s pretty crazy to file a writ of habeas corpus over an 18-day stay in the county pokey for a traffic violation. Her lawyers are going to the federal government to say that the state is holding her illegally because there is some violation of her federal constitutional rights, people. So now it’s not just state resources but federal that are being wasted. I am thinking this can’t be right…surely it’s a writ on mandamus, which means the judge is overstepping his bounds.
Everyone can wake up now, the civics lesson is over.
HORRIBLE CUNT | June 8, 2007 at 4:55 pm
AMERICA-FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope that stupid bitch rots in there forever.
Spindoc | June 8, 2007 at 4:55 pm
This is why she dropped her appeal in the first place, because she cut a deal with the Sheriff, she KNEW she was getting out the whole time. HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Sucks when real life interferes with your plans doesn’t it Paris?
This is the same Sheriff’s office that didn’t charge Mel Gibson with resisting arrest even though he tried to flee the scene and has not yet turned over Nichole Ritchies case to prosecutors.
This sheriff is either a star fucker or a dishonest asshole taking bribes.
normella | June 8, 2007 at 4:56 pm
LMFAO @ all of this.
Yafit | June 8, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Poor baby!!! I feel sorry for her she is not a criminal she just made a mistake..
getoutofmygalley | June 8, 2007 at 4:56 pm
You insensitive pricks.
Has no one even asked, “what’s to happen to her dog?”
lace | June 8, 2007 at 4:56 pm
yeah. but she always wins in the end.
jimmy | June 8, 2007 at 4:57 pm
It should have been nicole richie, you know, since she’s a bitch and all.
Texas Tranny | June 8, 2007 at 4:57 pm
ROFLMAOPIP
Sarah Jane | June 8, 2007 at 4:58 pm
PARIS, you are not above the law! Maybe a nice nervous breakdown will be the closest thing to reality you’ve had your entire life!
it's me fuckers | June 8, 2007 at 4:58 pm
http://www.dlisted.com/node/10983
check out the remake of Paris’ video, lol
wierdo | June 8, 2007 at 5:00 pm
# 11- You really have no idea what really happened on 9/11, just what the media told you, so stop using something you really think you understand, but don’t.
TMQuinn | June 8, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Ahhh!!! I’m making this picture the wallpaper on my RAZR!
To f’ing classic!
alex | June 8, 2007 at 5:00 pm
its really sad that this is the most covered news in america
TheMadCow | June 8, 2007 at 5:01 pm
All I have to say is… be careful of what you wish for…
She wanted to be famous, now take everything that comes with that…good and bad. And use a little more KY personal lubricant, it will cut down on the chafing from all those bull dykes shoving their arms up your ass to their shoulders… trust me. Just relax and think of home…