Paris Hilton checking into Twin Towers Correctional Facility
Paris Hilton is currently being checked into the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, the same place she checked herself into Sunday night after the MTV Movie Awards. And that means pretty soon she’ll be in for another strip search. If the family of the prison guards don’t hear back from them anytime soon, don’t worry, they’re probably just lost somewhere in her vagina. I heard it took Lewis and Clark eight months to find their way out of there.
UPDATE: TMZ reports that instead of being transported to the Century Regional Detention Facility, Paris Hilton will spend the weekend in the medical ward of the Twin Towers Correctional Facility while her lawyers file an appeal. Her lawyers are filing a writ of habeas corpus, claiming her body is being held illegally. Which is about the only way anybody would ever want to hold her body. Zing!