Paris Hilton surprised me by using words and sentences to update her blog last night and informed everyone that she’s in love with Benji Madden. I imagine after she finished typing Paris fell out of her chair, clutching her head and screaming “OW! OW! OW! I think my brain has herpes too now!” Here’s what she had to say (Warning: Idiotic drivel approaching):
Hey everyone!
Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better! :) It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!! All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience. In my free time, Ive been checking out all your casting videos on the casting site for my new MTV show, www.ParisBFF.com, there are A LOT of fabulous and interesting contenders. I cannot wait to start shooting this show!! It’s going to be a blast!! So if you haven’t logged in yet, go to the site and upload a video, I watch every single one. Also, I was in Montreal a couple days ago for my new shoe line launch, which was a huge success, the shoes are there top seller there. I want to thank you all for coming, it was great meeting you all. I love Canada!! Canadians are awesome, so genuine and real! Thank you for all your letters and kind words, they mean the world to me. Also I met the host of one of my fan sites www.ParisHiltonSite.net, he was so nice and sweet and has a really cool site, go check it out. Well, I gotta go, cause my boy is about to go on stage and I want to go out there and watch him. Also, later I will post some pictures I’ve taken throughout my travels this month, and I’ll be blogging more often to keep you guys posted on what I’m up to.
Love you all and thank you for all your love and support!
Love always, Paris :) xoxo
More blogging to come? HUZZAH! In the meantime, here’s the link (http://www.parisbff.com) to audition for Paris’ new reality show and become her new best friend. Or you could just send me your social security number and actually come out ahead in life. I’ll let you think that over for a minute while I get estimates on a Jet Ski with its own mini-bar.
is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online affairs site intimatemingle.c om, a place for rich men to seek
extramarital relationship… you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.
Is it just me…or does she have incredibly HUGE feet?
God her fucking feet gross the shit out of me.
1. Christ, David, get out of your Parent’s basement.
2. David, it’s O.K. to be gay.
3. That mix CD you burned for Pairs. Well, one of her assistant’s threw it away, only after laughing uncrontrollably at your “music” selections.
4. Paris thinks you are pathetic, and laughs at all of your fan letters.
Glad to be of help, David.
Paris writes ‘thank you for all your love and support! Does she really think that someone out there loves and supports her?
number 20–”the shoes are THERE top seller”. I think that is “they’re” not “there”…..one dumb ass publicist……
Her face is weird. It’s oddly rectangular looking. She’s not hot. Too skinny and damn, what is up with them knees yo!?
#53 Size 11 – she has to fight with transvestites for her size. Looks like she’s joining their team with that glamour leg shot.
good charlotte sucks dick.
so does perez.
people like both for some odd reason.
I’m waiting the day that both disappear of the radio and the internet.
oh, I also just visited her gay ‘tribute site’
watched part of a crappy vid. the first one was completely pointless. The second one ALSO was pointless, because I had to giggle at the fact that it is her music playing in the background.
Perez’s singing sucks dick. >_<
The guy on the right is showing us Blue Steel…or is that Le Tigre? I get them confused.
#28: Paris is a moron. She has no talent, she is ugly, her brain could be auctioned for over a billion dollars because it has never been used, and the only reason why she’s so famous is that on top of that she’s a rich whore.
Conclusion: why do I even keep talking about her? She is useless thus forgettable.
Can she read too?
AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#57: Actually, “THEIR” is the proper homonym. If you’re going to snarkily correct someone, better make sure your information is correct.
her legs look so horrible. she has horrible legs. her knees look like an anorexics, all nobley and without any form apart from that patella.
Good Charlotte SUCK ASS!!!!!
POPULAR MUSIC TODAY IS AS BAD AS PARIS’S PERSONALITY!!!!
WE DESERVE BETTER THAN FUCKING GOOD CHARLOTTE!!
Fuck – look at that knee! It’s fucking hideous. Sick bitch.
paris likes to keep that bitch corey on the show because paris is just like her..sheis probably gonna be her bff. yes she is a sneaky, lying, snake in the grass…and she maybe pretty but shes a monster under that skin..she cant even cry shes so monsterous., just look at her when she tries to cry shes like trying to squeeze tears out her tearducts..lol wat a fake! i think she shouldve been kicked off rather than shelly…ok! so she egged a car..and u cant cross her line but thats with anyone y keep someone thats going to sleep withh your ex and your boyfrien and your friends bofrien..COME ON!!!! ITS CLEAR THAT SHES THE TYPE OF FRIEND THAT PARIS WANTS………….
paris likes to keep that bitch corey on the show because paris is just like her..sheis probably gonna be her bff. yes she is a sneaky, lying, snake in the grass…and she maybe pretty but shes a monster under that skin..she cant even cry shes so monsterous., just look at her when she tries to cry shes like trying to squeeze tears out her tearducts..lol wat a fake! i think she shouldve been kicked off rather than shelly…ok! so she egged a car..and u cant cross her line but thats with anyone y keep someone thats going to sleep withh your ex and your boyfrien and your friends bofrien..COME ON!!!! ITS CLEAR THAT SHES THE TYPE OF FRIEND THAT PARIS WANTS………….