Paris Hilton shits on The Hills

May 28th, 2009 // 40 Comments

Paris Hilton took a lanky swipe at Doug Reinhardt’s old show The Hills last night, according to Us Magazine:

“The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn’t even want to be a part of it,” Hilton told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the Fifi Awards in NYC.
Lauren Conrad famously dumped Reinhardt on the show. Brody Jenner later accused Reinhardt of going behind Conrad’s back by pursuing Stephanie Pratt.
But Hilton told Us the show portrayed Reinhardt “in a way he’s not.”
“They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame,” she said. “I’ve never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it’s about. But he just thought it was cheesy.”

What Doug doesn’t find “cheesy” is being hired as the producer of My BFF Dubai. Because Paris Hilton searching for a fake brown friend to add to her collection is way classier than The Hills. — Actually, I’m not being sarcastic. It is.

Photos: WENN
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  1. incorrect

    Dubai is a city, not a country, and it is far from third world. It is actually one of the wealthiest and most technologically advanced cities in the world. Just because it sounds middle eastern doesn’t automatically mean it’s poor.

  2. MC

    Thanks incorrect, you took the words outta my mouth!

  3. Dubai is NEVER a third world city. In fact, its one of the world’s best and most awesome-est city .

    Guess Google broke down wherever you are..

  4. politically corrent

    @1 “Just because it sounds middle eastern doesn’t automatically mean it’s poor.” – unless you’re a slave.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/johann-hari/the-dark-side-of-dubai_b_183851.html

  5. smashboogie

    it was just build on the backs of third world countries, with slavery and indentured servitude. which is even better!

  6. Second last pic. Looks like her man friend might have a case of herpes growing on his lip. That will teach him for muff diving in a dirty trench!

  7. mike

    posing for the label of Paris brand Rum in pic 5

  8. dumb blonde

    It’s like, so lame and fake. … Is she talking about the show or herself? At what point does this moron realize she is also lame and fake and become bored?

  9. Pot

    “Nice to meet you Kettle.”

  10. DUBAI= SHIT HOLY ARAB WASTELAND….. aka hell on earth

  11. DUBAI= SHIT HOLE ARAB WASTELAND….. aka hell on earth

  12. DUBAI= SHIT HOLE ARAB WASTELAND….. aka hell on earth

  13. KC

    She probably shits in the hills, too.

  14. JNel

    “Brown friend” ….doesn’t anyone think that description is a bit out of order???

  15. Bay Area Babe

    I’m sorry, he’s hot!

    Leave Paris alone. It’s not her fault she’s an empty shell of a human being, totally self absorbed and illiterate regarding the realities of normal human life here on Earth. She’s from LA. It’s in the water down there (I’m up here -hi).

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  17. Kelley

    I never thought I’d say this, but these two are actually worse than Heidi and Spencer !! No kidding.

  18. TEDBUNDY187

    I would do her brown friend to get into her brown stain!

  19. “The show is, like, so lame and fake…” unlike, say, the Herp, which is all too real…

  20. Princess

    ok first of all I was in Sundance and Paris was whoring herself out EVERYWHERE – at 50′s Vitamn Water party then at Tao on Main St. while PRETENDING to be friends with that girl Brittney who won her My BFF show. you could tell they hated each other and Paris NEVER spoke a word to the poor girl. it was all fake so Paris should shut her face and remember the whole world has seen her raunch body butt naked with a skeevy guy so who is she to talk? Doug picked a winner…FOR SURE!

    my words of advice to Paris – you are old, wrinkly, and have big feet. nobody wants to see your mug anymore that’s why no one is paying you for club appearances!

  21. TEDBUNDY187

    I would eat her brown freinds brown stain just to get the herp from that sexy little skank. God bless her sluttyness and others like her…. keep fuckin ppl

  22. MrAwesome

    So I totally thought this was going to be about her guest appearing on the hills and shitting. How disappointed I am now.

  23. PunkA

    Apparently, Hilton thought Friends was real. How sad she must be when she learns that **GASP** they were ACTING!!!!

  24. Kye

    “The show is, like, so lame and fake” – talk about yourself Paris!

  25. Alli Watermelon

    Her boyfriend is hot…I’m not going to lie…lol

  26. maxchain

    Pot, meet kettle.

  27. Randal

    I know you come to The FISH a lot Paris, with your beautiful pictures and sparkling smile, but The Hills is *REAL*. I cannot wait to read what Heidi and Spencer have to say when they post their next photo shoot at this site. If you did not know, they’re the stars of The Hills and have broken the boundary of TV and LIFE.

    Randal

  28. Galtacticus

    Doug Reinhardt has good business skills.He’s in the cellular phone business as well.

  29. Darth

    Last photo;classy mouthshot!

  30. picture-this

    Who the hell cares about one person in this post? All of these people are without merit. They can all drop off the world for all I care. And I hope to God they take Heidi and Spencer with them. Good riddance!

  31. shay

    fake brown friend?? c’mon superficial. you probably meant no harm, but, that does sound a little racist.

  32. LMS

    Um….yeah….like Paris Hilton is like so lame and fake…

    NEXT!

  33. Ananana

    it’s never a good sign when doug fucking nobody tells you that the hills is lame…

    oh and dubai is an overrated tourist colony where dumb fat ass americans go to *experience middle eastern culture*.

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  35. Karri

    Doug Reinhardt was famous for something?

    huh. I didn’t even know.

  36. lee

    from the first photo, it’s clear that she is wearing upper dentures. the pink plastic edge is visible in the back of her mouth.

  37. get over yourself

    Paris is so fake and plastic!! Look at how hard she is trying to “look sexy” in those pictures, Its HILARIOUS!!!! I feel actually sorry for her, what an empty life.
    she has no talent whatsoever and is a whore. Why does the world care about her… i know I DONT. She is dumb and fake just like all the stupid little girls who live in LA and are all WANNABES!!!!!!!!! Get a fucking life and waste someone elses time

  38. eyes wide shut

    she is a perfect exzample of someone outta control – she looks like a complete idoit in these photos – she appears to have a nonrealistic image of herself in her head. Flashing of her female hood to the pubic is a sign of low self image – these people puppets to the media it is really sad

  39. eyes wide shut

    she is a perfect exzample of someone outta control – she looks like a complete idoit in these photos – she appears to have a nonrealistic image of herself in her head. Flashing of her female hood to the pubic is a sign of low self image – these people are puppets to the media it is really sad

  40. eyes wide shut

    she is a perfect exzample of someone outta control – she looks like a complete idoit in these photos – she appears to have a nonrealistic image of herself in her head. Flashing of her female hood to the pubic is a sign of low self image – these people are puppets to the media it is really sad

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