Paris Hilton was spotted at a recording studio yesterday working on her new album and carrying around a new pet Chihuahua she picked up earlier at Pets of Bel Air, the same place where Britney Spears got her $3,000 Yorkie. Paris already has a Yorkie named Cinderella, another Chihuahua named Tinkerbell, and she used to have a kinkajou named Baby Luv which she was forced to give up. I just think it’s funny she picked out a dog with the same wonky eye as her. Although it’s too bad she didn’t get one with the same IQ. I’ve always wanted to see a dog walk around in circles, fall down confused, and then try to eat its own feet.
Poor little beast. ( the dog)
I think Michael Vick advised Paris to start a small-rat-dig fighting ring.
Either that or it’s Thursday’s Chihuahua night at the Hilton home. How many is that now? 38?
Paris must be pissed Lindz trumped her.. Oh well- she’ll always be #1 on my list : *
Ew! Thats going to get so infected! And so will the dog!
How is it possible that PETA doesn’t follow her around all day long, getting ready to spritz her with water from a spray bottle every time she gets the hackneyed idea that A New Pet might be a good idea?!
OMG, it’s a god-damned circus with the one-upping done by these douches. It’s like LA is a HUGE high school and all the women are Queen Bee’s.
You think with all that dough she’d be able to find an actual well-bred dog without so many blatant faults. He’s got a handball for a head (kinda like Tyra; maybe that should be it’s name).
Hey PARIIIIS!!!!!
i don’t what’s worst she bought another dog or that she’s at a recording studio?
what happend to the other dog it got to heavy to carry?
it’s true that those dog can way up 5 pounds so it’s hard for her broomstick arms to carry that much load.
That poor dog got her wonky eye.
Yorkies named Cinderella, Chihuahuas named Tinkerbell, and kinkajous named Baby Luv. You almost had me there, Fish, until I read “working on her new album” and then I knew you were just making up random words that don’t actually form proper sentences. Sneaky, sneaky Fish!
#8 – my thoughts exactly. maybe Paris planned it that way… hoping to find a best friend that would understand her hardships… lol
oops, already said.
What’s the new dog’s name? LEE BACCA?
Tell me she’s not single- handedly resurrecting stone-washed jeans?!
…dang y’all…stop harrassing us for luvin’ our baby puppies! check it, i’ll clean up after it if i need to! …someone toss paris that chanel rag, i think tinkerbell has the runs.
well, that dog is a prime example of what you get when you buy a dog from a pet store.
clearly it’s fucked up. or it’s not a dog afterall, but a nyc sewer rat. In that case, she totally got ripped off.
What the fuck is she doing with these things? Eating them?
Please God, Please don’t bring back acid-washed jeans. They were hrrrible then and they are still hrrrible.
15 – willtherealvictorpleasestandup “a prime example of what you get when you buy a dog from a pet store.”
FUCKING WORD!!!!!
I keep telling people and they don’t listen.
#16 – No she is hanging them on Ciscos nuts…. (Pics after the jump)
I hear Paris takes those little dogs and sticks them up her butt feet first leaving only the head out in the air. She likes the way it feels as they struggle to get out. That is why she has so many little dogs. Why can’t the Fish get pictures of that?
Holy shit it looks EXACTLY like her, that’s pretty dang funny.
If people realized how most breeders and almost all puppy mills treated dogs, they WOULD NOT buy purebred pups from pet stores, boutiques or anything else. There are millions of dogs out there with no homes, no medical care and no food. To only shop for purebreds is incredibly irresponsible and cruel, and it’s perpetuating the horrible problem out there. People – get your pups from dog resues, the pound, the humane society and most of all from NO KILL animal shelters. Mixed breeds are the best breeds. And unless you need a purebred for a particular purpose, like herding sheep or cattle, you should reconsider the purebred purchase.
Cross-species herpes infection is sooooooo pre-jail.
@20, you’re more repulsive than the real TC! So does that mean you love the cock even more than TCLTC?
hahaha, the same wonky eye.. nice one :]
#22 – Cry me a fucking river. You would be labeled a capitalist pig in some Asian countries, but I’m not sure the dogs would have anything to do with that. Where’s Michael Vick when you need him???
#17
I will fervently pray for that to not happen.
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26 – it’s assholes like you who should be put to sleep, not dogs.
I thought she was gonna stop being stupid
@24 – I didn’t mean to bring back the memories of the time you tried the dog thing. Did ya confess it and get forgiven?
that’s the problem with eye-socket sex, Herp always leave you wonkey-eyed.
Hey ther BIGFOOT!! I really don’t get it. Your possesing such enormous feet, right. Why, the hell on earth, do you have such an imbicilly little dog? Maybe lies the answer in getting attention. With a Pittbul for example, is stepping on the dog by mistake almost the same situation as signing for your own coffin. I’m sure you will do that only one time!! On the other hand your little chihuahua is as good as history when you’ll step on the “man”, but BIGFOOT Hilton just needs attention to stay alive!!
Hey Richport, how can someone be a capitalist pig if they’re telling people to use non-profit organizations? I don’t think you have any idea what a capitalist is or you wouldn’t have said that.
The wealthiest women spurn childbearing and attempt to maintain the excitement of adolescence well into their thirties and even forties with an utterly juvenile appearance and lifestyle. To satisfy and thwart their natural instinct to cuddle and nurse a baby, they substitute a vile filthy little dog that licks its own anus and eagerly sticks its nose in every bit of rotten filth it can find.
This behavior is characteristic of utterly decrepit and decadent societies sliding into the oblivion of nothingness….
TO #1, THIS DOG WILL HAVE A BETTER LIFE THAN YOU OR YOUR KIDS EVER.
By the condition of the dog it looks like that weird tranny lookin thing holding it purchased it in a back alley (surely after giving some homeless drunk a bj)! Look at it!!! It’s got the trannys de-formed eye, a head from a different planet and it’s nails look like they’ve never been cut! Look how long they are. Why hasn’t anyone cut them? Thats un-healthy. What the hell is the high price tag for if your getting a junk yard dog?
@36- Listen up dum dum. THIS DOG WILL HAVE A SHORTER LIFE THAN A HOUSE FLEA. Why would you say anything in defense of this, disturbed, infected, moronic, dillusional, irrational, weird tranny? She hates everyone including her mom and herself, most likely ESPECIALLY her mom and herself. Isn’t there somones ass you can kiss that is more obtainable and perhaps worthwhile to kiss than this oozing puss of an ass?
Why do all the retarder celebrities always buy small dogs and use them as purse accessories. A better choice would have been a German Shepherd or a Pit Bull that she could let run around her yard to scare away the paparazzi. Oh, I almost forgot, that is what a normal person would do, and not a media whore.
She must have gotten the new pup just to try and upstage Lindsay and Britney who are both in the news and she’s not. Poor Paris, boo hoo.
Furthermore, icon Marilyn Monroe would be rolling over in her grave spitting if she knew that this slut was carrying around a bag with her picture on it. Paris should go back to wearing pictures of her ugly self and leave the real beautiful stars alone.
@31, how sweet of you to take the cock out of your mouth long enough to attempt an insult. But I didn’t realize scientology believed in confession and forgiveness? Anyways, aren’t you the dirty fuck that dreamed that whole situation up, AND requested that the Fish get pics of it? Yeah, thought so…
Apparently TCLTC and watching little dogs crawl out of people’s ass (so what would that be, TCLTCAWLDCOOPA, seems a bit much, but I guess it’s whatever you enjoy, right).
she gave the dog butterfly kisses….now it has a wonky eye! lol i used to make fun of my brother when we were younger about his wonky eye!
i take that back, paris is a fucking skank whore!!
That is so cute! It is almost as if she has never been diddled in prison or busted for a DUI or had her sexual exploits publicized nationwide! Other than that, she could be the cute little girl/whore next door!
Paris finds the doggys to be much better than men. A little peanut butter on her twat and it’s din-din for for Tinker Bell. That’s why she goes thru dogs so fast. The crotch rot consumes them whole. Just like acid to the face.
What is with the shades? Holy bovine girls! If your glasses get any bigger we’re going to have to put some antenae on your head and get some kick ass reception to the mother ship.
#29 – Does your mom know you’re cussin’? Won’t that get you locked in the basement again? Dogs are like socks, cozy and comfy, but ultimately interchangable and expendable. Much like idiots named Brit.
#22, I feel the same way, but actually, it wouldn’t deter them. Almost every one knows how chickens are bred and fed but that don’t stop them from eatin’ at Popeye’s.
(Mmmmm, Popeye’s)
Anyway, I’m right there with you. I actually blogged a manifesto about dogs on my myspace, if you want me to send it to you.
I love that all media seems to be in agreement that the proper term to refer to Paris’s eye is “WONKY” You hear it on TV, I’ve seen it in magazines and every blog uses the word “wonky” for it.
Paris Hilton IS just a big, giant, life sized Chihuahua…yap yap yap. (I still pity the poor little doggie :(
She should have named it Rich-Bitch,Honky- Wonky, or Willy- Wonky or something like that, but I guess that requires the ability of actual thought processes.