Paris Hilton buys a fancy new car

Hmm. #24 I know that was for Xanthia, but I made the mistake of being nosy. To think I could have lived my life being one of the few people who hadn’t seen Paris Hilton’s naked nooner. Sigh…

um, i’m the nanny of paris’s little brother in manhattan, and i know for a fact that she doesn’t have herpes. she has something called “HPV,” and it’s on her rectum only

Isn’t that the human papilo(sp?) virus or something? What does that do anyway? (Or do I wanna know…?)

HPV is the human papilloma virus, that is, genital warts. Aside from causing visible warts on your genitals (always attractive), they also tend to make women more prone to cervical cancer and possibly (I am not sure on this one) increase your risk of infertility. This would be awesome if Paris ended up dying from cervical cancer. It sounds cruel, but the irony would be exquisite.

Hair Piece? A SLR McLaren? Trust Fund? Wow, I’m glad time did not stop because of Paris Hilton. Envy is such a cool thing. I wish I had a trust fund. I wish I could go out and buy a $400,000 car. I’ll be glad when this 15 min. is up, as the glamour of morons should cease for my tastes. But really, if she’s privy to such lavious money, more power to her. If a SLR McLaren is a drop in the bucket to her, more power to her. I think we’d all like to afford things that others couldn’t, and envy fuels every step. And if I ever see her driving around in her SLR McLaren, I’ll hate her with every cell in my body, because I’ll be honestly wishing it was my car–minus the sticky seats and smell.

Flunky you forgot about the stds.

#84, I was thinking the same thing.

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