Paris Hilton bruises easily

November 6th, 2006 // 42 Comments
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Comments (42)

  1. Ruby | November 6, 2006 at 8:27 am

    numero uno?

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  2. HolisticWisdomcom | November 6, 2006 at 8:32 am

    No, that is just a belated halloween costume.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  3. ApacheRose | November 6, 2006 at 8:32 am

    OK, Superfish guy, could we please have something other than Hilton, Hohan, Simpson and Madonna?

    Doogie Howser (Neil Patrick Harris) just outed himself. There’s supposedly a audio and partial videotape of Scarlett Johanssen blowing some guy… and you give us HILTON and MADONNA?

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  4. Tracy | November 6, 2006 at 8:33 am

    It looks like someone grabbed her roughly by the arm. Ouch!

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  5. jayman33 | November 6, 2006 at 8:38 am

    To be worth THAT much money, and dress THAT poorly… I believe that should be the crime here. Looks like she faught with somebody just to get out of the house dressed like that…don’t blame ‘em!

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  6. KimberWolf | November 6, 2006 at 8:38 am

    I think those bruises are from being strapped to a bed.

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  7. Brain Embolism | November 6, 2006 at 8:39 am

    Praying Mantis Exoskeleton I get. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    She looks like a praying mantis!

    NEXT !!

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  8. RichPort | November 6, 2006 at 8:40 am

    Looks like someone had their knees on her arms as she lay on her back. Now I know why I would do that, being as I would still reach the mouth and all, but maybe someone just took a shit on her. Let’s hope so.

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  9. PapaHotNuts | November 6, 2006 at 8:45 am

    I wish there were tire marks on her face. Her pale, dead, bloated face.

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  10. Lady Serpentine | November 6, 2006 at 8:46 am

    Rough sex much?

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  11. slantingthroughdarkness | November 6, 2006 at 8:49 am

    That’s what happens when you’re always drunk and falling down stairs.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

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  12. BarbadoSlim | November 6, 2006 at 8:51 am

    Prostitution is a rough trade, rough tricks and even rougher clientele.

    nothing to see here folks, nothing to see…

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  13. Italian Stallion | November 6, 2006 at 8:54 am

    Mr Hilton’s after me for what I did to his daughter,
    I did it like this, I did it like that
    I did it with a whiffleball bat
    So I’m on the run the cop’s got my gun
    And beating the shit of Paris was loads of fun
    Italian Stallion that is my name
    And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne…………….

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  14. D'oh Eyes | November 6, 2006 at 8:57 am

    For the love, if you’re going to wear your pajamas out, at least make sure they’re not dragging all over the dirty street like some welfare momma.

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  15. PunjabPete | November 6, 2006 at 8:58 am

    OK.. #3 needs to be taken seriously. Where is this Scarlett footage now? SHOW ME!!!

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  16. ApacheRose | November 6, 2006 at 9:03 am

    @15–

    Check the link on my name.. that’s all I know, but it looks very interesting, no?

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  17. no one you know | November 6, 2006 at 9:06 am

    When an animal is this lame, I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to shoot it.

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  18. RichPort | November 6, 2006 at 9:08 am

    #13 – Looking at her coochie it’s about that time…

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  19. ponk | November 6, 2006 at 9:09 am

    at what point can this delusionoid finally be committed? clearly she is a danger to herself as well as others.

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  20. laikiska | November 6, 2006 at 9:11 am

    If all nourishment she takes in is dope, booze and the like, it is no wonder iron deficiency sets in. Maybe though, she is more fragile than we thought and should be wearing one of those red Kabballah string things that ward off evil looks because her sensitive skin is obviously easily bruised. Then again I reckon she just likes it rough in bed. Oh, and once again Money Doesn’t Buy Style.

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  21. biatcho | November 6, 2006 at 9:20 am

    #10 – there’s no way the bruises are from rough sex. Haven’t you seen the sex tape? She’s nothing but a dead fish in bed.

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  22. Italian Stallion | November 6, 2006 at 9:28 am

    @18 figured you get that…….

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  23. 86 | November 6, 2006 at 9:34 am

    This one time I saw a lady at the grocery store in her pajamas. It was one of those flannerl nightgowns with lace on the bib. She was also wearing gangster slippers. She was my hero.

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  24. PrettyBaby | November 6, 2006 at 9:39 am

    I always get “rough sex” marks, but gotta agree with those who say these are from being a fucking druck ass. Next!

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  25. caitlin | November 6, 2006 at 9:41 am

    possibly track marks?

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  26. RichPort | November 6, 2006 at 9:48 am

    #22 – I grabbed some herpes and a beer that’s cold…

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  27. dan**lle | November 6, 2006 at 9:57 am

    Those aren’t bruises, that’s just mold that has grown under her skin from all of her sexual ‘explorations’through the decades.

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  28. CelebSlam.com | November 6, 2006 at 10:04 am

    Outward sign of herpes?

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  29. Lady Serpentine | November 6, 2006 at 11:08 am

    21 — Actually, I haven’t seen the sex tape. So she sucks at sex about as much she sucks at life? Yikes.

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  30. margemayhem | November 6, 2006 at 11:30 am

    When you’re falling down drunk, you tend to get bruised.

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  31. KnuckleCrackTheBone | November 6, 2006 at 11:41 am

    *A Hiltons Motto*

    Shop to live … Live to shop

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  32. juls | November 6, 2006 at 12:31 pm

    Damn that pesky AIDS virus…

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  33. Heather | November 6, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    That’s seriously what happens when a person has HIV. I think it’s something with their blood not clotting normally. Remember her Nick Carter bruises?

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  34. Samuel L. Jackson | November 6, 2006 at 1:43 pm

    Fuckin hilarious! Praying mantis! Couldn’t have thought of a better one myself.

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  35. TorontoMapleLeafs | November 6, 2006 at 3:46 pm

    my bestfriend gets worse bruises then that, just from being drunk. ppaaallleeeezzz

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  36. TorontoMapleLeafs | November 6, 2006 at 4:16 pm

    oh and #30, your spot on my fellow

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  37. juls | November 6, 2006 at 5:52 pm

    A Mantis…….

    Must be the newly discovered breed of Gonorherpesyphalitis.

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  38. happy_bunny | November 7, 2006 at 1:59 am

    oh. is she still famous?

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  39. ch474 | November 7, 2006 at 5:57 am

    Would someone tell the youth of today and lesser welfare mamma’s the world over that pajamas do not constitute acceptable outerwear? Payamas are for sleeping in. You change out of them when you get up. Want something plain, simple and comfortable? Grab some jeans and a T-shirt. Want to show off what you wear in bed? Do a sex tape. Wait … nevermind. If you do a sex tape, at least pretend for the 20 minutes that you want to be there doing that.

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  40. jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 6:14 am

    sickly bitch.

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  41. CourtneyJade | November 8, 2006 at 6:55 am

    ok, as much as i despise paris hilton. i gotta say. i bruise really easily too and i dont think this little ditty is a big deal. i always have these horrible bruises with no clue whatsoever where they came from. i’ve gone to the doctor and nothing is wrong with me. so i think i get too drunk and bump into things and dont remember it happening. so thats probably what this slut does. except my night ends with me in my bed. alone. and her night. yeah, i dont really want to think about it.

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  42. HollywoodSnark | April 11, 2007 at 10:54 am

    yeah, or it’s a herpes sore

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