Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan attended the Grammys last night which makes absolutely no sense. That’s like inviting O.J. Simpson to a Nicole Brown celebration ceremony, but obviously way worse because these two got paid to murder their victim, music. Next stop: My eyes.
EDIT: Hayden Panettiere, if you’re reading this, you may want to get tested. Today.
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@50 I agree, something’s off. I think her dad made her get the same nose job her mom had.. so when he has his late nite sessions with Brooke he can feel like he is back with Linda when she was in her “prime”.. gross.
I meant 48.. not 50..
Brook looks like a man
Paris looks great compared to Brooke Hogan, but Brooke Hogan would be a fuck of a lot more interesting to hang out with
Brooke Hogan is disgusting! Like her sister Nick, nasty!!!
Paris has giant hands so she can handle my giant cock! I’d beat that pussy up like it was Rihanna and my dick was Chris Brown.
“Paris has bizarrely huge hands! (pic #7)”
Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
“Absolutely no talent, except for maybe a wet vagina between them.”
I couldn’t have put it better.
Why is Brooke Hogan orange?
She looks like an Oompa-loompa.
look at how happy paris is to be there
it makes me sick
That is a gorgeous dress Paris is wearing.
They got invited ’cause it’s the grammys so nobody gives two shits.
love the dress rich bee yotch
Her dress is wonderful! like alwayzzzzzzzz!!!She’s always so fierce, i love her. It’s reported from NewY0rk times that She created an account at ****sugarmingle. c om*** to meet a sexy and strong boy in a coffee shop last week.
yeah…these two totally deserve to be on the D List…Oh how the mighty have fallen. I’ll write about them next week. thanks for posting these up.
The 2 finalists for “Whore of the Century” award????????
Brooke hogan has spray tan and Paris’s dress don’t match. WTF purple?
You sure thats Brooke and not her mom, Linda? Bag it it tag it.
As for Paris, That disease ridden, no talent, c level porn star was invited to let her know what real singers look like.
That’s not Brooke, it’s the Hulkster himself in a dress and a wig. He didn’t get a very close shave for this, though.
As for Paris, CHICKEN LEGS!! And who’s the gnome groping her?
My day started just fine but after seeing “BIGFOOT”-paris ‘the party has been abruptly ended, folks!!
I wonder what would happen if the media ignored Paris Hilton for twenty four months? Would the sun shine brighter, would the air seem cleaner, would raindrops feel more refreshing, would heroin feel more like a funny squiggly gushy dream than a nightmarish sluggish devotion to death?
Let’s try, shall we?
Ignore Paris Hilton … today … right now … everybody.
In pic 3 are her obvious man hands.
I bet the back of Brooke’s dress looks ridiculous. Looks like a 12 year old designed that.
She should do the Atomic Leg Drop on Paris, then Paris could stomp Brooke with her Sasquatch of Beverly Hills high heeled snow shoes.
lmao @ #70
I’m totally in.
Wow! Paris looks absolutely gorgeous in that outfit. You fags are really missing out.
I’m erect.
They also invited that ugly chick Bai Ling
I surfed some other sites and what has happened to Brooke? She had a nice fit body and always had a manly face. But lately it has gone from manly to old, wither man face. Body is still nice. You just have to remember her bloodline. Big people. She is tall and muscular but toned. Just cover that face.
She is a poster child for corrective plastic surgury.
Paris is a poster child for full term abortions.
She has a long nose that points down and tries to show his arms as if there were in form, but it just sticks. And I bet at the end of the night her breasts are so damn seriously hurt due to the amount of expelled from her dress and crazy.