Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan attended the Grammys last night which makes absolutely no sense. That’s like inviting O.J. Simpson to a Nicole Brown celebration ceremony, but obviously way worse because these two got paid to murder their victim, music. Next stop: My eyes.
EDIT: Hayden Panettiere, if you’re reading this, you may want to get tested. Today.
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syd | February 9, 2009 at 10:42 am
1st?
if not: oh well, i tried.
SB | February 9, 2009 at 10:44 am
1st. Brooke looks maddd old and weathered. Like her mother.
syd | February 9, 2009 at 10:44 am
also, which retard invited PARIS HILTON to anything music-related? douches.
danielle | February 9, 2009 at 10:44 am
*crickets*
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Shouldn’t these rejects be at a Crabs convention?? Or traveling around third world countries on a “This is What An STD Looks Like…” tour??
SB | February 9, 2009 at 10:45 am
and Paris looks good i think. despite being a complete joke.
Brooke's face | February 9, 2009 at 10:46 am
What the hell is going on with it?
A Woman | February 9, 2009 at 10:47 am
That bizarre dress makes her thighs look huge!
britney's weave | February 9, 2009 at 10:49 am
my god, brooke hogan looks more like a man every time i see her. check out that face in the last pic. jesus…
ishi-san | February 9, 2009 at 10:53 am
Paris has bizarrely huge hands! (pic #7)
Brian Gerardi | February 9, 2009 at 10:55 am
Did anyone notice that she is wearing a Kabbalah bracelet?
Brian Gerardi | February 9, 2009 at 10:56 am
Did anyone notice that she is wearing a Kabbalah bracelet?
Brian Gerardi | February 9, 2009 at 10:56 am
Did anyone notice that she is wearing a Kabbalah bracelet?
schadenfreudelicious | February 9, 2009 at 10:58 am
Jazuz..Brooke looks like a 40yr old Tranny….or one of the OC Housewives….both actually…..
so stupid | February 9, 2009 at 11:03 am
So stupid. You know how many awesome and talented musicians are out there. But because Paris has tons of money and paid her way into becoming a supposed “artist” she gets to look like somebody who knows something. What a joke.
On that note, I have a thing against strictly performers winning over songer/wongwriters, regardless of whether they are solo or band. And what the hell is with Kid Rock being nominated for best album? Did it sell tons last year just because of that sweet home alabama sampled song? that dude is so 8 years ago. There’s a ot more talent out there than some rehashed shit liek that.
~*Adrienne*~ | February 9, 2009 at 11:04 am
God, look at paris’s freaking arms and face…she has a long nose that points downward and she tries to make her arms look as if there “in shape”, but there just sticks. And i bet you at the end of the night her tits are gonna hurt so damn bad because how much there forced up and out and of her damn dress. GET A FUCKIN FACE TRANSPLANT! i cant believe a few years ago 16 year olds fawned over this disgusting piece of shit
now on to brooke: this 60 year old needs to die already…
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ishi-san | February 9, 2009 at 11:09 am
@ 10 – 12: No. Who? and what does that look like? It takes one to see one.
mamamiasweetpeaches | February 9, 2009 at 11:19 am
God does she look ridiculous in that dress. Well, you know…more so than usual.
The Brooke Hogan dress is actually pretty cool.
ishi-san | February 9, 2009 at 11:21 am
@ 17: Where?
Tom | February 9, 2009 at 11:21 am
Brooke is wearing one. The thin red bracelet on her left wrist. That’s a Kabbalah bracelet
DON COLONIC | February 9, 2009 at 11:25 am
Brooke Hogan is a fucking sasquatch, and Paris looks like Big Bird.
http://www.youtube.com/symbolicclothing
Jupiter Girl | February 9, 2009 at 11:28 am
I dislike both of these women, BUT I love their dresses! ;)
ishi-san | February 9, 2009 at 11:30 am
@ 21: Do you think she knows? *lol ;)
clx | February 9, 2009 at 11:36 am
I hate Paris.
todders | February 9, 2009 at 11:36 am
Paris Hilton’s looking a little skinny (-er than usual.)
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sid | February 9, 2009 at 11:37 am
paris is looking kinda old…. i mean its like seeing a 30 year old woman in a baby doll dress
but you have to admit the dress is very pretty..
ps, i love how the boob padding is sticking out from under her dress
Romo | February 9, 2009 at 11:38 am
Its Paris and Jessica Simpson! Get your facts straight…
Bickus Dickus | February 9, 2009 at 11:40 am
why is Malcolm in the Middle in the one picture?
jrz | February 9, 2009 at 11:44 am
My God! DUH! Paris is a singer!!! Remember???!!!!!
Soul Free | February 9, 2009 at 11:48 am
That would suck to look like Brooke.
Sport | February 9, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Man hands. Both of them. Ewww.
TJ | February 9, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Yeah, Bollea looks hideous, and her breasts have grown suddenly.
The Grammys are garbage, so they invite garbage to get more attention from the media. Absolutely no talent, except for maybe a wet vagina between them.
Provocative Girl | February 9, 2009 at 12:16 pm
neither of them should have been at the grammys in the first place.
http://www.provocativeremarks.com
Provocative Girl | February 9, 2009 at 12:17 pm
they shouldn’t have been at the grammys in the first place.
10pound | February 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm
They both look like a shit I took this morning
hollywood_hillbilly | February 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Paris looks good with a bit of meat on her legs.
siobie | February 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm
brooke’s dress is horrendous, did she rip it herself?? paris looks alright when she is smiling and not pouting like a loser
siobie | February 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm
brooke’s dress is horrendous, did she rip it herself?? paris looks alright when she is smiling and not pouting like a loser
jlylec | February 9, 2009 at 12:25 pm
oh my god i’d fuck the shit out of paris. for reals.
Exterminator | February 9, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Possibly the worst human being of all time… (With certain exceptions)
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html
RichPort's Ghost | February 9, 2009 at 12:47 pm
And this, folks, is why America is disliked the world over.
Goof | February 9, 2009 at 1:19 pm
I love how her push-up pad is sticking out under her left boob. CLASSY PARIS….CLASSY!
Drunkman | February 9, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Look at her arms in pics 2 & 3. Looks like a skeleton’s…
Where's Darkwing Duck? | February 9, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Damn, Brooke’s tits are huge! Someone get a bag to put over her head…..Ahhh much better, carry on don’t mind me.
Holyfuck | February 9, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Broke Hogan’s mug is downright ghastly looking. She gets more hiddeous by the day. Holy shit.
Jennyjenjen | February 9, 2009 at 1:48 pm
@8 She looks just like her mother in the last pic!
riz | February 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm
what the fuck happened to brooke hogan.
she wa snever attractive in the first place but she looks like she’s 60 years old in these pics. something is seriously off with her face.
Blah Girls! | February 9, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Oh Paris, you never disappoint.
p0nk | February 9, 2009 at 2:17 pm
it was supposed to be the Tranny Invitations but they heard it wrong and showed up at the wrong place.