Auditions were held in New York City for Paris Hilton’s new MTV reality show where contestants will compete to be the Wonk’s new best friend. Turns out not many people give a shit. Believe me when I say words cannot express the levels of shock I’m experiencing right now. OK! Magazine reports:
But the scene outside Nikki Midtown earlier this week didn’t exactly resemble the thousands of hopefuls you’d see lined up for a shot of American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance. Actually, it didn’t even resemble a half-price latte sale at your local Starbucks.
“There were less than 40 people there,” one audition insider tells OK!.
Half-price lattes?!? Shit, finally, something interesting. What with the milk and the espresso. Wow, way more exciting than whatever it is I was just talking about. What was it again? Oh, right, good ole who’s-her-face: HerpFoot NoFriend. That might not be right, but what’re ya gonna do? Half-price lattes! Whoopee!
So i was picked to have an audition in nyc with casting directors…i attendedd it yesterday. after being asked a tons of numerous questions i realized this show is going to be such a joke. they are lookin for a bunch of flamboyant people…im talkin trannys and outrageously gay men. they told me to act and play a role. i thought this was reality ppl why am i playing a role?
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “SeekingRich.com” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
it was closed auditions dumbasses
it wasn’t closed auditions.
it’s just people are sick of her.
why is she still being shoved down our throats? she has ZERO talent.
besides, kim kardashian is the new “famous for being famous” socialite.
and at least she’s hot and pretty likeable.
i mean, even nicole has matured and stepped out the limelight to live her own life.
and she was always much more entertaining and interesting than paris.
so, please grow up and stop trying to cling onto your “fame”.
because you never had a valid reason for being famous & we’re over you.
thanks.
i like to be ur fren always hilton….this is me ukie
Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony counts including the stalking of Brandon M. Witte age 32 of Arlington, TX and for causing the “breakdown” of Britney Spears in January while accosting her with electronic devices and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars if Spears went to the police. Witte has the entire story on his MySpace profile.
SHE DOES NOT HAVE A LAZY EYE ANYMORE!
my pet rock is smarter than what she is
paris u r so full of shit…look at the people that are trying to compete for your friendship…not one of them is worthy…oh yeah for you maybe.lol…how can your boyfriend even sit by you as you treat this people like animals or should i say pets…better not go back to jail because i’m sure that everyone in jail must know by your words that you consider them low life’s by how you treat these people…you might be rich but you must be lonely. dirt is what u really are!!! no wonder your grandfather is so ashamed of you. i like how your sister distance herself from you…she has more class than you will ever have loser!!!
paris u r so full of shit…look at the people that are trying to compete for your friendship…not one of them is worthy…oh yeah for you maybe.lol…how can your boyfriend even sit by you as you treat this people like animals or should i say pets…better not go back to jail because i’m sure that everyone in jail must know by your words that you consider them low life’s by how you treat these people…you might be rich but you must be lonely. dirt is what u really are!!! no wonder your grandfather is so ashamed of you. i like how your sister distance herself from you…she has more class than you will ever have loser!!!
check out her nose….I could carve a damn ham with that
All of you are just jelous of Paris. Because 99% of you will never have what She has. Which is a beautiful heart, Hott body, A successful career, A loving family, And now a BFF. Grow up people and let Paris live her life. Why juge her when you JUST DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!! People like you make this world full of hate. LOSERSSS!!!!!!!!!
Shes just done a uk version and it was the most painfull experience of my life.. watching 12 contestsnts spend weeks on end licking her bum so clean that you could eat your dinner from it!!
shes a sad snappy tool who treats these contestants like there one of her pet dogs and they seem to come back for more…and all say there doing it cause they love her….hmmm more like they want a slice of her fortune!!
lets face it if she was poor she would be dateless and prob working in a fish and chip shop….dirty scrubber and wouldnt have one friend at all!!
anyway america please dont ever send her here to the uk again or we will dry bum her to death on her arrival
I love Big Ass ,specialy from paris hilton
She is not bad.