Paris Hilton allegedly lost her $200,000 Bentley Continental GT in a bad poker hand at the family casino in Las Vegas, and her parents Rick and Kathy Hilton have banned her from gambling at their casino ever again. Paris had previously claimed: “I’m obsessed with poker. It’s my favourite game. I’m really lucky in Vegas, I always win.”
I don’t know how authentic this story is since I wasn’t even aware you could place bets like that at legitimate casinos. I tried betting my Faberg
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Jacq | April 21, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Thanks for the car, bitch. And thanks for the herpes. Anyone got any windex for that driver’s seat?
Jacq | April 21, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Nanny nanny boo boo. MeganHarris isn’t first. Sherryco is busy getting hot water to throw on BigJim and LandMan, they got stuck together.
dimestoredetective | April 21, 2006 at 1:33 pm
First!
And I’ll be the first to say…that I’d wrap that rascal twice and still hit it. I’ll be her K-fed. Just feed me and give me an allowance and I’ll put up with you shit, Paris. And I drive an El Camino, you can place bets on it.
dimestoredetective | April 21, 2006 at 1:34 pm
OK so I’m not first. I lingered too long on the thoughts of my El Camino. She can’t have that. Bitch.
BichanoBonito | April 21, 2006 at 1:34 pm
cunny funt.
Italian Stallion | April 21, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Valtrex must really fuck your hair up, but I guess thats not such a bad side effect……
Binky | April 21, 2006 at 1:40 pm
The poor dear must have confused ‘poker’ face and ‘poke her’ face.
The second isn’t always useful around the table.
krisdylee | April 21, 2006 at 1:41 pm
I bet Paris looooves the cock, and I won’t lose my car on that one.
Xopher.tm | April 21, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Forced!
It’s funny when bad things happen to her.
Fisher55 | April 21, 2006 at 1:42 pm
She’s lookin a little like Darryl Hannah on an off day
Spacedog | April 21, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Whether it’s true or not, Paris is as smart as a bag of hammers.
What happened if she won? Maybe she got to give the guy head?
enfilade | April 21, 2006 at 1:44 pm
I’m sure she just had her Hilton goons, wack the guy who won the car off of her, and she paid them in sexual favors.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
ablet | April 21, 2006 at 1:44 pm
Paris, c’mon girl, you can do something dumber than that. I know you’ve got it in you. Impress me.
Fisher55 | April 21, 2006 at 1:45 pm
and why is she quoted here as saying “behaviour,” not “behavior” like normal people? weird
Jacq | April 21, 2006 at 1:46 pm
#4 – I don’t generally say anything funny when I just see the zero. I also don’t think on what I’m going to type for very long. Megan is my only concern,though, so that buys me some time.
Fisher55 | April 21, 2006 at 1:46 pm
i meant “favourite” instead of “favorite…”
whatever, I’m awesome
Vampyreska | April 21, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Didn’t her dumb boyfriend crash that car a few months ago?
Jacq | April 21, 2006 at 1:49 pm
#14 – She’s not normal she’s rich. She has a deal worked out to buy unused vowels from Vanna. Hence, the extra “U”.
“Pat, I’d like to buy a u, please.”
“Jacq, there are 2 u’s, would you like to complete the puzzle?”
“Sure, Pat – Fuck you, Paris.”
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | April 21, 2006 at 1:49 pm
This is funny. Someone got her Cruella deVille ride. Wot a moron. But it is also kind of sad. Like standing by while Corky gets his french fries stolen by seagulls.
BarbadoSlim | April 21, 2006 at 1:59 pm
The person who got the car better have it decontaminated by a team of ex-soviet nuclear experts. I mean, just the herpes infestation alone is of Chernobyl type proportions.
mamacita | April 21, 2006 at 1:59 pm
This is kind of awesome. She lost a $200,000 car. It’s also not awesome because it makes me want to stab her in the face. Not only does she have a car that costs $200,000, but she’s comfortable enough in her parents’ wealth that she felt ok betting said car. I hate her.
Jacq | April 21, 2006 at 2:00 pm
#19 – In related news, SaSsY said that Janice Dickinson looks like Cruella Devil. I thought she looked a little more like Nazi Germany. Nice analogy with the fries.
SASSY OUT!
boogaloo | April 21, 2006 at 2:02 pm
speaking of cruella, i wonder if any of the puppies were bet.
CoJo | April 21, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Paris Hilton is proof that human evolution is not complete yet.
gardeniagirl | April 21, 2006 at 2:02 pm
hair the color and texture of carnival cotton candy.you could never use the word multidimensional to describe any aspect of that….woman.esp her hair.
gardeniagirl | April 21, 2006 at 2:02 pm
hair the color and texture of carnival cotton candy.you could never use the word multidimensional to describe any aspect of that….woman.esp her hair.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 21, 2006 at 2:04 pm
In this picture she resembles a retarded Darryl Hannah, which is a redundant statement. SOM, slut.
CoJo | April 21, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Next weeks headline:
“Paris, France: Paris Hilton turns blue after threatening to hold her breath until her daddy lets her back into the Paris Hilton.”
Jacq | April 21, 2006 at 2:05 pm
What’s SOM? I tried to track it to its creation, but never found out.
Jacq | April 21, 2006 at 2:06 pm
What’s SOM? I tried to track it to its creation, but never found out.
MLAB!
I don’t bet puppies, I eat them.
The Lazy Asian | April 21, 2006 at 2:07 pm
I wonder how much she bet when she lost her virginity. Probably at some cheap $2 blackjack table.
CoJo | April 21, 2006 at 2:07 pm
I believe it stands for Spoiled Old Minge
Spindoc | April 21, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Oh PLEASE, like her parents have EVER diciplined this Tard.
I would have believed the story if it didn’t contain the part that sounded remotely like parental dicipline. The last time her mom told her no was when Paris spilled vodka out of her stroller onto her mom’s shoes. “”Her mom wasn’t pushing the stroller, the nanny was, the mother wa just getting home at 10am from last nights party and they just happened to pass each other on the sidewalk”"
M@ce | April 21, 2006 at 2:08 pm
What a souless, vapid, twat. The only other person who comes anywhere close to her level of utter idiocy is Megan effing Harris.
CoJo | April 21, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Micha Barton, Lindsay Hohan and Nicole Ritchie should all go to Paris and have photos taken of themselves in the Paris Hilton. Hilarious! I bet Paris would just explode! (the girl I mean, not the city)
mamacita | April 21, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Jacq
SOM is a new acronym thingy I made up yesterday to replace the stupid and tired LOL. It means Shitting On Myself. Like “Oh God, that’s so funny! SOM SOM SOM SOM!!!!!!!!”
P.S. Paris’ parents should’ve subscribed to this method of discipline.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat
Derek Hail | April 21, 2006 at 2:16 pm
I came across this story last night too, it was out of line. The fact she thinks she can play is kind of funny. She might be the next Stu Ungar. For those of you who don’t know what he did, he went from millionaire to broke to millionaire again around 3 times because of gambling.
Also, I blogged about this, and made a somewhat entertaining picture here: http://www.derekhail.com/2006/04/20/paris-hilton-in-front-poke-her-in-the-back
I really liked what I wrote when I said, “Paris Hilton is a great poker player. She should come over my house and continue winning while she passes me her Mercedes car keys. If she
Aimtrue | April 21, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Do you suppose someone told Paris that the winner has the least amount of chips left?
Paris: 7 high
Player: three kings, I lose again, dam I hate these chips
Paris: Oohh poor baby- I win again!!!! This is hot.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | April 21, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Yeah, like banning her from the Paris hotel is really going to keep her from gambling more of Daddy’s money. I think the only reason that she can hold her head up still is because it’s full of helium. That or the herpes bacteria is multiplying and letting of toxic gas in her head.
jennifer11 | April 21, 2006 at 2:23 pm
the really sad thing about is this story is that they were actually playing uno.
bigponie | April 21, 2006 at 2:23 pm
will someone please fuck some sense in her, retards have better IQ than this angle of death
Feed_Me_Chocolate | April 21, 2006 at 2:24 pm
“I really liked what I wrote when I said, “Paris Hilton is a great poker player. She should come over my house and continue winning while she passes me her Mercedes car keys. If she
CoJo | April 21, 2006 at 2:25 pm
Paris Hilton is so stupid I’m suprised she even knows that when you loose, you loose your money, NOT your clothes.
Geno | April 21, 2006 at 2:30 pm
She should practice by playing with The Soprano’s Big Pussy.
link:
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/
Fisher55 | April 21, 2006 at 2:31 pm
#40: lol
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 21, 2006 at 2:36 pm
She probably lost to a table of Japanese businessmen when she said
Edna Bambrick | April 21, 2006 at 2:36 pm
I am reporting all vulgar posts.
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | April 21, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Edna Bambrick is sensuous to me.
Dr.Rokter | April 21, 2006 at 2:39 pm
#40
Hee, hee.
The sad thing is it was a video poker machine and she kept trying to shove her keys up the coin dispenser.
St.Minutia | April 21, 2006 at 2:47 pm
@#41 pigponie
The Angle of Death kills you with her protractor when Angel of Death is running behind schedule.