Paris Hilton & Benji Madden still doin’ it

December 22nd, 2008 // 36 Comments

Realizing no one outside of the free clinic will touch them, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have started having sleepovers together, according to NY Daily News:

“They are completely still hooking up,” one source tells us, adding, “They aren’t exclusive, but they are still spending nights at each other’s houses.” Agrees a Hilton pal, “They speak literally every night on the phone.”

Well, at least we know Benji Madden isn’t dating Britney Spears. That would require him to take his penis out of Paris Hilton – or would it?

NOTE: Yes, that’s Ryan Seacrest in these photos finally hanging with the cool kids. But not really.

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  1. Barack Hussein Obama

    Call me crazy but Paris actually looks good in these pics. And by good I mean not all disease-y and stuff.

  2. aahh

    wtf is she wearing…?

  3. aahh

    that is one fcked up outfit

  4. eehh?

    Did the one wearing the brown jacket forget a yellow comb in her hair?.

  5. Deacon Jones

    That tramp she’s with looks like she actually enjoys anal…….same with the girl in the leather jacket.

  6. judy garland

    we’re not in kansas anymore, toto

  7. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    I wish i was paris hilton, too bad i look like scottie pippen in drag,
    i have nothing better to do than whine about white ppl online, I
    should put a gun in my mouth or dive head first into a wood chipper

  8. chickdowntown

    “They speak literally every night on the phone”.

    Glad somebody clarified that. I was under the impression they just sat around and made random noises, like those of otters or, perhaps, duckbilled platypus’s at each other. The universe is safe, for now…

  9. Stylista

    Who is the homeless, tagalong BFF in the holey jeans, extra small brown jacket with matching black shoes and yellow comb in her hair? Was a fashion nightmare!

    If I was Paris, looking as good as she is in these pics, I would vomit on her!

    Or, at least, bitch slap the senseless whore for muddying my space…

  10. dork

    Thank you, Santa! You granted my wish of seeing Paris dressed as a slutty little school girl. You ROCK fat red guy!

  11. grobpilot

    I think the bitch in the background ran herself through a woodchipper before going out that night

  12. TNT

    that is one of the ugliest outfits i have ever seen. *shudders*

  13. xyla

    what is with these outfits? especially the girl in the background…ugly torn jeans with a jacket that looks two sizes too small and a yellow comb stuck in her hair…she looks even worse than paris with her hideous outfit…was it dress-in-the-dark day or something?

  14. clown feet

    You would think with those huge feet of hers, she wouldn’t wear bright red shoes to make them stand out. WTFWST

  15. devilsrain

    Is that the BFF? Paris probably has her along to make herself look better….and if she is then FAIL

  16. Randal

    Paris, you’re stylin’. That is one phat outfit. The red belt accents the curves of your chest and then yanks the eyes down to your Wizard of Oz red shoes. Three clicks and you’ll be flying higher than you already are in the celebrity world.

    You define the industry, so keep it coming girl!

    Randal

  17. Ladnar

    Ladnar

    !girl coming it keep so, industry the define yoU

    .world
    celebrity the in are already you than higher flying be you’ll and clicks threE
    .shoes red Oz of Wizard your to down eyes the yanks then and chest your
    of curves the accents belt red thE .outfit phat one is thaT .’stylin you’re, pariS

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, if you play Randal’s comments backwards the devil appears. Runnnnnnnnn.

  18. be honest: WHO ELSE TAKES THIS LOSER, folks?

  19. Tanzarian

    The BFF looks way better than Paris, however much -you ladies- want to criticize “outfits.” And the impressionable mind and lack of social remorse of the BFF is intriguing.

  20. friendlyfires

    We could eliminate 98% of venereal disease in this country, nay, Western culture, if we banished these two ass simians to Gilligan’s Island, b’okay?

  21. Fuzz

    Sweet! I can start wearing my tuxedo shirt again. Thanks Paris!

  22. loved`

    wow! she dumm. & the bitch next to her is a fk lozer…. who chills w/ paris… unless u want her money!!! lol

  23. loved`

    wow! she dumm. & the bitch next to her is a fken
    lozer…. who chills w/ paris… unless u want her money!!! lol

  24. chris

    All that money and she dresses like she walked out of the Salvation Army. Who wearred pumps omg! Its just ugly!

  25. gigi

    ha! so I see they’ve gotta take out that Brittany chick for appearances to make sure the ‘my new bff’ magic is still there

  26. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.

  27. TRUTH

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  28. TRUTH

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  29. TRUTH

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  30. TRUTH

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  31. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.

  32. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.

  33. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.

  34. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.

  35. Paris actually looks good in these pics red belt curves accent your chest and then down to your Wizard of Oz Red Shoes eye Yanks. Three clicks and you’ll be flying higher than you already are in existence world.

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