Realizing no one outside of the free clinic will touch them, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have started having sleepovers together, according to NY Daily News:
“They are completely still hooking up,” one source tells us, adding, “They aren’t exclusive, but they are still spending nights at each other’s houses.” Agrees a Hilton pal, “They speak literally every night on the phone.”
Well, at least we know Benji Madden isn’t dating Britney Spears. That would require him to take his penis out of Paris Hilton – or would it?
NOTE: Yes, that’s Ryan Seacrest in these photos finally hanging with the cool kids. But not really.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Barack Hussein Obama | December 22, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Call me crazy but Paris actually looks good in these pics. And by good I mean not all disease-y and stuff.
aahh | December 22, 2008 at 2:23 pm
wtf is she wearing…?
aahh | December 22, 2008 at 2:23 pm
that is one fcked up outfit
eehh? | December 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Did the one wearing the brown jacket forget a yellow comb in her hair?.
Deacon Jones | December 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm
That tramp she’s with looks like she actually enjoys anal…….same with the girl in the leather jacket.
judy garland | December 22, 2008 at 2:40 pm
we’re not in kansas anymore, toto
THAT_GIRL_JENN | December 22, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I wish i was paris hilton, too bad i look like scottie pippen in drag,
i have nothing better to do than whine about white ppl online, I
should put a gun in my mouth or dive head first into a wood chipper
chickdowntown | December 22, 2008 at 3:07 pm
“They speak literally every night on the phone”.
Glad somebody clarified that. I was under the impression they just sat around and made random noises, like those of otters or, perhaps, duckbilled platypus’s at each other. The universe is safe, for now…
Stylista | December 22, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Who is the homeless, tagalong BFF in the holey jeans, extra small brown jacket with matching black shoes and yellow comb in her hair? Was a fashion nightmare!
If I was Paris, looking as good as she is in these pics, I would vomit on her!
Or, at least, bitch slap the senseless whore for muddying my space…
dork | December 22, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Thank you, Santa! You granted my wish of seeing Paris dressed as a slutty little school girl. You ROCK fat red guy!
grobpilot | December 22, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I think the bitch in the background ran herself through a woodchipper before going out that night
TNT | December 22, 2008 at 3:54 pm
that is one of the ugliest outfits i have ever seen. *shudders*
xyla | December 22, 2008 at 4:01 pm
what is with these outfits? especially the girl in the background…ugly torn jeans with a jacket that looks two sizes too small and a yellow comb stuck in her hair…she looks even worse than paris with her hideous outfit…was it dress-in-the-dark day or something?
clown feet | December 22, 2008 at 4:14 pm
You would think with those huge feet of hers, she wouldn’t wear bright red shoes to make them stand out. WTFWST
devilsrain | December 22, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Is that the BFF? Paris probably has her along to make herself look better….and if she is then FAIL
Randal | December 22, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Paris, you’re stylin’. That is one phat outfit. The red belt accents the curves of your chest and then yanks the eyes down to your Wizard of Oz red shoes. Three clicks and you’ll be flying higher than you already are in the celebrity world.
You define the industry, so keep it coming girl!
Randal
Ladnar | December 22, 2008 at 7:05 pm
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, if you play Randal’s comments backwards the devil appears. Runnnnnnnnn.
romantic hotels | December 22, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Who cares?
gerard Vandenberg | December 22, 2008 at 11:37 pm
be honest: WHO ELSE TAKES THIS LOSER, folks?
Tanzarian | December 23, 2008 at 12:37 am
The BFF looks way better than Paris, however much -you ladies- want to criticize “outfits.” And the impressionable mind and lack of social remorse of the BFF is intriguing.
friendlyfires | December 23, 2008 at 3:10 am
We could eliminate 98% of venereal disease in this country, nay, Western culture, if we banished these two ass simians to Gilligan’s Island, b’okay?
Fuzz | December 23, 2008 at 6:38 am
Sweet! I can start wearing my tuxedo shirt again. Thanks Paris!
loved` | December 23, 2008 at 4:05 pm
wow! she dumm. & the bitch next to her is a fk lozer…. who chills w/ paris… unless u want her money!!! lol
loved` | December 23, 2008 at 4:05 pm
wow! she dumm. & the bitch next to her is a fken
lozer…. who chills w/ paris… unless u want her money!!! lol
chris | December 30, 2008 at 11:28 am
All that money and she dresses like she walked out of the Salvation Army. Who wearred pumps omg! Its just ugly!
gigi | December 31, 2008 at 6:15 pm
ha! so I see they’ve gotta take out that Brittany chick for appearances to make sure the ‘my new bff’ magic is still there
TRUTH | January 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.
TRUTH | January 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.
TRUTH | January 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.
TRUTH | January 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.
TRUTH | January 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.
TRUTH | January 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.
TRUTH | January 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.
TRUTH | January 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.
TRUTH | January 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE FOR MORE INFORMATION.
usb flash drive | April 29, 2010 at 8:42 am
Paris actually looks good in these pics red belt curves accent your chest and then down to your Wizard of Oz Red Shoes eye Yanks. Three clicks and you’ll be flying higher than you already are in existence world.