Great news, everybody: Paris Hilton is still pursuing a career in music! Oh boy! Of course, I’m sure her efforts have been rejuvenated by the inexplicable airing of Heidi Montag’s singles. At any rate, Paris is currently recording a duet with her boyfriend Benji Madden, according to Hollyscoop:
Paris had recently blogged about working on a new album, but we wanted to know if her rocker beau Benji Madden would be making a cameo in it.
Paris said, “Well, actually I have a studio at the house. He [Benji] actually helped me write some of the songs for my new album, and for the BFF show. He’s a really amazing talent, songwriter and singer.”
So will there be a duet? Paris said, “Yes, definitely. When the show comes out.”
Excuse me while I contemplate chopping my ears off. I’d rather have a flaming bus enter my ear canal than listen to one note of a Paris & Benji duet. I guarantee it will sound exactly like your grandfather having sex with a synthesizer – but somehow way shittier.
Brooke | August 26, 2008 at 9:47 am
Vomit.
x
Gabriel | August 26, 2008 at 9:48 am
secondsies
Richard McBeef | August 26, 2008 at 9:51 am
*kills self*
Run n Gun | August 26, 2008 at 9:54 am
mmmmmm……feet licking time
HolyHell | August 26, 2008 at 10:01 am
Holy hell…. I’m going to take a searing hot metal rod and ram it into my eardrums… Maybe that way I won’t have to suffer with this crap.. And Heidi Montags shit too…
Racer X | August 26, 2008 at 10:01 am
FAIL.
snotrocket | August 26, 2008 at 10:04 am
awww. paris has ruby slippers on. i wonder what drag queen she landed on to get those.
Turd Ferguson | August 26, 2008 at 10:06 am
OK Jesus-jumpers, there’s your proof that there is no God!! If there were, he would put a stop to all of this crap.
Who the hell is this benji clown anyway? The only benji is and always will be the dog.
…which by the way, can sing better than parasite.
Turd Ferguson | August 26, 2008 at 10:10 am
Oh yeah ……. enough of the giant sunglasses already!!!
Women who wear giant sunglasses, I lived through it once. You looked stupid in the 70s, you look stupid wearing them now! Just because parasite is doing it doesn’t mean you have to as well.
Thank you, from my eyes.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 26, 2008 at 10:12 am
by duet I hope you mean another sex tape, this time with a little better recording quality.
Plastic Sturgeon | August 26, 2008 at 10:50 am
I can’t wait to hear Paris’s new song for Valtrex! It is sure to rock!
FACE | August 26, 2008 at 10:52 am
Why has she never been called for using the N-word on tape? She has had more thna one racialli insenstive story around her. What about teh guy who heard her refer to 2 black men in a racially derogatory way. And the bogus trip to Africa that she was saying she was going to take? Dumb whites continue to worship this worthless peice of trash and wonder why blacks still believe there is racism.
rough daddy | August 26, 2008 at 10:58 am
is there anyone in her life thats not “amazing”?
gerard Vandenberg | August 26, 2008 at 10:58 am
THE PROSTITUTES IN THE NETHERLANDS SHARE THE SAME LOOKS!!
Sway | August 26, 2008 at 11:01 am
Does no one remember the stink that was “stars are blind”
Why go for two when you fail the first time?
English Bob | August 26, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Dear U.S.A,
Please stop exporting all your crap to our shores, we don’t want Paris, Heidi, Spencer or any other of your fucktards. What we would like is some hard cash, hard porn and maybe a few hard talking politicians to kick our mamby pamby governments arse into exile.
Thanks, and all the best.
The Great British Public
xx
venomhed | August 26, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Such a fucking skinny cunt. Hate her. Still would fuck her asshole and give her a durdy sanchez.
jlylec | August 26, 2008 at 12:36 pm
i’d still fuck her. seriously. she makes stupid sexy.
Jay | August 26, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Jeebus, she has big feet! I’m glad to see she maximizing her potential as a human being.
Vince Lombardi | August 26, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I’m glad to see her time in jail had such a profound effect on her. Her rehabilitation is complete. Maybe she can sing the blues.
Vince Lombardi | August 26, 2008 at 1:20 pm
@16 -
English Bob, as soon as the Great British Public lives up to its end of the bargain and donates enough heroin to get that cunt Amy Winehouse on a coroner’s slab, we will continue to send you vapid worthless subhumans at an alarming rate. We will continue to escalate our worthless subhuman defense system without regard for the hardships it brings to Britons. We will scale back our deployment of hard porn, and you will continue to receive a meager stipend and LIKE IT!
How’s that for hard politics?
pistolita | August 26, 2008 at 1:41 pm
her feet scare me.
LondonGirl | August 26, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Who exactly is interested in what Paris Hilton does or has to say? The Paparazzi ….. no one else gives a damn.
Ted from LA | August 26, 2008 at 2:24 pm
When is her due date?
Czad | August 26, 2008 at 2:46 pm
God… her boyfriends band sucks almost as much dick as she has…….which is A LOT!
JPRichardson | August 26, 2008 at 3:24 pm
She looks good except for her feet.
Primadonna | August 26, 2008 at 3:31 pm
love the shameless product placement — she’s wearing The Bandit!!!
Primadonna | August 26, 2008 at 3:32 pm
love the shameless product placement — she’s wearing The Bandit!!! paris, stop trying to make the Bandit happen; it’s NOT going to happen!
Randal | August 26, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Two Paris postings two days in a row? This is wonderful and even more exciting is that Paris once again is getting noticed in the music industry.
It’s hard to forget this doll when her first single was a smash hit and raced to the top of the charts and now we will all be able to experience it again in a duet.
Benji brings that rocker/punk style to the stage while Paris has that silky stocking feel. As Paula Abdul once sang, opposites do attract!
Randal
paris is a joke | August 26, 2008 at 3:46 pm
She is so braindead!!!
Hello Kitty | August 26, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I hope Paris never stops dressing like she’s a 17 year old….
BTW (@29)… her first single was a “smash hit”? Really…huh.
NY Ted | August 26, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Hilton singing…??? Montag singing…??? Holy fuck…for once I envy the deaf and dumb!
InTheKnow | August 26, 2008 at 6:19 pm
To Randal:
And why else do you think she started dating Benji in the first place? It was the only way she could get the music industry to notice her. She’ll use anything or anybody. It’s well-known in LA that she tried the conventional route and has been snubbed a number of times by people who have more clout than Benji. It’s the best she could do. She is quite the laughing stock of music insiders.
sarah | August 26, 2008 at 8:43 pm
yuk! ptooey!
so, let’s see … she sells fake music, fake hair, …
why is it cool to give people crap these days?
sh*t covered in sh*tty perfume just stinks even more
sarah | August 26, 2008 at 8:47 pm
as one poster previously said…
will someone please kill Randal?
signed,
Committee for the Preservation of Intelligence and the Evolution of the Human Race
dude | August 26, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Who the fuck is Benji Madden?
Jessica | August 26, 2008 at 11:35 pm
#12-FACE- Because calling white people dumb isn’t stereotyping one group of people and isn’t racist at all. *eye roll*
Scabbeus | August 27, 2008 at 12:43 am
The song is a remake of the Valtrex commercial: There’s nothin’ in her way!
drew | August 27, 2008 at 5:17 am
Dont like paris~~I dont know why she is so hot at richromances.com. Just cuz she is beautiful and rich?
Natalie FAbian | August 27, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Wow, her feet look monsterous
tanya | August 28, 2008 at 10:30 am
Paris looks really cute and I’m happy to see she is doing well.
The opinions of most posters are tabloid-based, which is simply not a reliable way to get accurate information.
Duke Steele | August 28, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Whats the name of the song? “I love you and our herpes”too?”
Cali | August 31, 2008 at 6:23 pm
To Tanya;
Quite the contrary. People’s negative opinions of Paris are based on her actions, what she says during interviews, etc. — not tabloid gossip. Paris doesn’t need the tabloids to maintain her poor image; she does an excellent job of this all on her own.