Paris Hilton & Benji Madden ‘just taking a break’

November 21st, 2008 // 55 Comments

Paris Hilton called into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning to set the record straight on her relationship with Benji Madden. Supposedly, the two are “just talking a break,” and Paris hinted they could get back together, according to E! News:

“He is an incredible person, and we will always be really close,” Hilton said. “We will see what happens in the future. I am still in love with him.”
As for why they decided to go their separate ways for now…
“He has been working nonstop with his brother on his new record. I am working and traveling,” she said. “All these reports that say I dumped him aren’t true. This is a decision we made together as adults.”

The last time I was on a “break” from a relationship, I sat around in my boxers for days on end building LEGOs and watching porn. (Its been five years, but I know she’ll call me back as soon as her husband gives her the message.) I’m sure Benji Madden’s doing the same thing – or he’s frantically searching for a hooker that won’t make him wear a HAZMAT suit. I’m not a mind reader.

Photos: WENN

  1. dj_riv

    green man deserves more attention than these two put together. go green man!

  2. E. Norma Stitz

    Seems Paris has an Extra Long, Ultra Large Circumference, Strap-On Power Dong to use on her “man”. LMAO my apologies for calling that fairy Benji a man.

  3. Ron Jermey

    Benji looks like a retard

  4. Awww, how sweet! Maybe they can still hook up from time to time now.

    http://starcasm.net/archives/1717

  5. How long is their relation? When I read about them few months ago, I bet that their relation will not more than 3 months. Seems I was wrong.

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