Paris Hilton & Benji Madden ‘just taking a break’

November 21st, 2008 // 55 Comments

Paris Hilton called into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning to set the record straight on her relationship with Benji Madden. Supposedly, the two are “just talking a break,” and Paris hinted they could get back together, according to E! News:

“He is an incredible person, and we will always be really close,” Hilton said. “We will see what happens in the future. I am still in love with him.”
As for why they decided to go their separate ways for now…
“He has been working nonstop with his brother on his new record. I am working and traveling,” she said. “All these reports that say I dumped him aren’t true. This is a decision we made together as adults.”

The last time I was on a “break” from a relationship, I sat around in my boxers for days on end building LEGOs and watching porn. (Its been five years, but I know she’ll call me back as soon as her husband gives her the message.) I’m sure Benji Madden’s doing the same thing – or he’s frantically searching for a hooker that won’t make him wear a HAZMAT suit. I’m not a mind reader.

Photos: WENN
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  1. Ted from LA

    Have a good weekend. Who gives a fuck about Paris.

    Not Ted from LA.

  2. Ted from LA

    It’s not you, it’s me.

  3. veggi

    I’d totally fuck that martian.

  4. LULU

    They were wrong for each other to begin with
    Paris is way out of his league!

  5. immune

    i hate to say this, but is it possible that paris actually looks good in these pix???

  6. sarah

    i am super uninterested in this relationship. it always seemed unlikely, like weren’t both embarrassed to introduce the other to their friends? i cant imagine paris wasnt. funny to see all these hos wised up and married little trolls that would be super grateful forever for getting to have sex with them from 27-30. im thiking this shit, christina, nicole ritchie. dont dump him paris, i know u think u can do better, and u probably wouldve if u hadnt made such an ass of urself, so now u cant. if he’ll stick with u, stick with him!!!

  7. ChuckleHead

    Me thinks Paris Hilton suffers from delusions of grandeur.

  8. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I love The Green Guy!

  9. Mr Pink

    GREEN MAN!

  10. goparis

    Paris looks amazing in these pictures… she always does!

  11. Max Planck

    He’s a waste of space and she deserves him.

  12. Slaappy

    Benji just got tired of carrying around a step ladder

  13. annie

    I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^M i l l i o n a i r e L o v i n g. C O M^^^^^^ with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.

  14. havoc

    Can we still be friends?

    .

  15. Mr. Jones

    The picture looks like Santa is taking a break, and one of his elves is filling in.

    Elf: What do you want for Christmas, little girl?

    Paris: To NOT be a walking petri dish.

  16. missy

    fuck i fucking hate her, die paris DIE you stupid whore

    #15 she wants a cure for the herps

  17. mmm

    #5 you must be high

  18. mmm

    #5 you must be high

  19. Pathetic Worm

    Don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

  20. havoc

    LOL! Yeah, the green guy really makes the photo!

    .

  21. masher

    Seriously, can we talk about the green guy in the background? I can’t decide if he’s attempting some sort of mind meld with the vapid celebrities in the foreground, or just on a whooooole lotta blow. Either way, it really adds a lovely touch to the photo.

  22. Beth

    He turned green with jealousy because he just saw his boyfriend – let’s call him, oh, I don’t know, Pete Wentz – kissing another man.

  23. your best friends girlfriend

    It’s not easy being green..

  24. Nor Cal

    One minute I hate Paris, then I’m totally jealous and want to be her. I hate her for the same reason I hate Barbie. That bitch has everything -except taste in men.

  25. Nina

    ……..This is the *only* time that Paris has EVER looked good.

  26. Randal

    Paris, our thoughts are with you during this time. Relationships are a two way street and both you and Benji have been nothing but supportive toward each other and I wish you all the best in the years to come.

    You know what they say, distance makes the heart grow fonder, so here’s crossing my fingers that the two of you will be back together again shortly.

    Randal

  27. Dre

    Hulk angry Paris in Hulk’s club. Hulk not think Good Charlotte good band. Hulk smash.

  28. farticus rex

    the green guy looks like the incredible hulk’s twin who is a much better dancer, but just as fierce.

  29. Dear Benji Madden,

    Just about any groupie would suck dick better than this dead fish of a lay. Go fuck a few groupies.

    Regards,

    The voice in your head

  30. Billi

    Good luck to him. She’s a fucken friut and He is way to good for that slut……

  31. Billi

    Good luck to him. She’s a fuck friut and He is way to geed for that slut……

  32. Sharita

    don’t you mean “taking”? never heard of talking a break… don’t turn into paris here..

  33. Billi

    Good luck to him. She’s a fucken friut and He is way to good for that slut……

  34. Billi

    Good luck to him. She’s a fucken friut and He is way to good for that slut……

  35. Billi

    Good luck to him. She’s a fucken friut and He is way to good for that slut……

  36. Matthew

    hey benji pulled a whiney ross/prissy rachel playbook “we on a break” line

  37. haha

    What no one’s made a Ross & Rachel joke yet?

    WE WERE ON A BREAK?

  38. Plastic Sturgeon

    Paris only conjured up this phony relationship with Benji for good PR. No one else would be caught dead with her. Now she is tired of the charade and out to infect as may peens as possible. Call the CDC!

  39. Matthew

    @37 look at my post is a joke

  40. geishaho

    green alien man looks zooted

  41. geishaho

    green alien man looks zooted

  42. amanda

    i hate to admit it but i love her outfit!
    not as much as i love the green dudes expression tho
    hahahaha

  43. wilelk27

    Looks like Will from Will and Grce and the Hulk have a lovechild after all- now THAT’S relationship news!!!

  44. Tina

    I like her and think she is damn sexy. no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
    I have viewed many hot SEXY pics at ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM??? where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

  45. RaraAvis

    Oooh, green man! Hubba hubba! Get those two has-beens to move so I can view the downstairs!

  46. FINALLY, this tattood “FURBY” is evicted, folks!!

  47. Is it just me or does Paris get hotter by the day :)

  48. Sure… and they’re just best friends right now and Paris is just getting back to Nikos… and everything is just fine :))

  49. ishi-san

    The Green Guy looks like as if he is the evil “Alter-ego-herpes-devil” who whispers his advice into Paris’ ear!

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