Paris Hilton called into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning to set the record straight on her relationship with Benji Madden. Supposedly, the two are “just talking a break,” and Paris hinted they could get back together, according to E! News:
“He is an incredible person, and we will always be really close,” Hilton said. “We will see what happens in the future. I am still in love with him.”
As for why they decided to go their separate ways for now…
“He has been working nonstop with his brother on his new record. I am working and traveling,” she said. “All these reports that say I dumped him aren’t true. This is a decision we made together as adults.”
The last time I was on a “break” from a relationship, I sat around in my boxers for days on end building LEGOs and watching porn. (Its been five years, but I know she’ll call me back as soon as her husband gives her the message.) I’m sure Benji Madden’s doing the same thing – or he’s frantically searching for a hooker that won’t make him wear a HAZMAT suit. I’m not a mind reader.
Ted from LA | November 21, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Have a good weekend. Who gives a fuck about Paris.
Not Ted from LA.
Ted from LA | November 21, 2008 at 1:39 pm
It’s not you, it’s me.
veggi | November 21, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I’d totally fuck that martian.
LULU | November 21, 2008 at 1:47 pm
They were wrong for each other to begin with
Paris is way out of his league!
immune | November 21, 2008 at 1:48 pm
i hate to say this, but is it possible that paris actually looks good in these pix???
sarah | November 21, 2008 at 1:48 pm
i am super uninterested in this relationship. it always seemed unlikely, like weren’t both embarrassed to introduce the other to their friends? i cant imagine paris wasnt. funny to see all these hos wised up and married little trolls that would be super grateful forever for getting to have sex with them from 27-30. im thiking this shit, christina, nicole ritchie. dont dump him paris, i know u think u can do better, and u probably wouldve if u hadnt made such an ass of urself, so now u cant. if he’ll stick with u, stick with him!!!
ChuckleHead | November 21, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Me thinks Paris Hilton suffers from delusions of grandeur.
mamamiasweetpeaches | November 21, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I love The Green Guy!
Mr Pink | November 21, 2008 at 1:56 pm
GREEN MAN!
goparis | November 21, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Paris looks amazing in these pictures… she always does!
Max Planck | November 21, 2008 at 2:12 pm
He’s a waste of space and she deserves him.
Slaappy | November 21, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Benji just got tired of carrying around a step ladder
annie | November 21, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^M i l l i o n a i r e L o v i n g. C O M^^^^^^ with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.
havoc | November 21, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Can we still be friends?
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Mr. Jones | November 21, 2008 at 2:22 pm
The picture looks like Santa is taking a break, and one of his elves is filling in.
Elf: What do you want for Christmas, little girl?
Paris: To NOT be a walking petri dish.
missy | November 21, 2008 at 2:25 pm
fuck i fucking hate her, die paris DIE you stupid whore
#15 she wants a cure for the herps
mmm | November 21, 2008 at 2:27 pm
#5 you must be high
mmm | November 21, 2008 at 2:32 pm
#5 you must be high
Pathetic Worm | November 21, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
havoc | November 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm
LOL! Yeah, the green guy really makes the photo!
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masher | November 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Seriously, can we talk about the green guy in the background? I can’t decide if he’s attempting some sort of mind meld with the vapid celebrities in the foreground, or just on a whooooole lotta blow. Either way, it really adds a lovely touch to the photo.
Beth | November 21, 2008 at 2:46 pm
He turned green with jealousy because he just saw his boyfriend – let’s call him, oh, I don’t know, Pete Wentz – kissing another man.
your best friends girlfriend | November 21, 2008 at 2:51 pm
It’s not easy being green..
Nor Cal | November 21, 2008 at 2:58 pm
One minute I hate Paris, then I’m totally jealous and want to be her. I hate her for the same reason I hate Barbie. That bitch has everything -except taste in men.
Nina | November 21, 2008 at 3:08 pm
……..This is the *only* time that Paris has EVER looked good.
Randal | November 21, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Paris, our thoughts are with you during this time. Relationships are a two way street and both you and Benji have been nothing but supportive toward each other and I wish you all the best in the years to come.
You know what they say, distance makes the heart grow fonder, so here’s crossing my fingers that the two of you will be back together again shortly.
Randal
Dre | November 21, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Hulk angry Paris in Hulk’s club. Hulk not think Good Charlotte good band. Hulk smash.
farticus rex | November 21, 2008 at 3:38 pm
the green guy looks like the incredible hulk’s twin who is a much better dancer, but just as fierce.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | November 21, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Dear Benji Madden,
Just about any groupie would suck dick better than this dead fish of a lay. Go fuck a few groupies.
Regards,
The voice in your head
Billi | November 21, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Good luck to him. She’s a fucken friut and He is way to good for that slut……
Billi | November 21, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Good luck to him. She’s a fuck friut and He is way to geed for that slut……
Sharita | November 21, 2008 at 3:51 pm
don’t you mean “taking”? never heard of talking a break… don’t turn into paris here..
Billi | November 21, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Good luck to him. She’s a fucken friut and He is way to good for that slut……
Billi | November 21, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Good luck to him. She’s a fucken friut and He is way to good for that slut……
Billi | November 21, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Good luck to him. She’s a fucken friut and He is way to good for that slut……
Matthew | November 21, 2008 at 3:58 pm
hey benji pulled a whiney ross/prissy rachel playbook “we on a break” line
haha | November 21, 2008 at 4:32 pm
What no one’s made a Ross & Rachel joke yet?
WE WERE ON A BREAK?
Plastic Sturgeon | November 21, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Paris only conjured up this phony relationship with Benji for good PR. No one else would be caught dead with her. Now she is tired of the charade and out to infect as may peens as possible. Call the CDC!
Matthew | November 21, 2008 at 4:52 pm
@37 look at my post is a joke
geishaho | November 21, 2008 at 7:07 pm
green alien man looks zooted
geishaho | November 21, 2008 at 7:09 pm
green alien man looks zooted
amanda | November 21, 2008 at 7:20 pm
i hate to admit it but i love her outfit!
not as much as i love the green dudes expression tho
hahahaha
wilelk27 | November 21, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Looks like Will from Will and Grce and the Hulk have a lovechild after all- now THAT’S relationship news!!!
Tina | November 21, 2008 at 9:56 pm
I like her and think she is damn sexy. no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
I have viewed many hot SEXY pics at ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM??? where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.
RaraAvis | November 21, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Oooh, green man! Hubba hubba! Get those two has-beens to move so I can view the downstairs!
Kendy | November 22, 2008 at 12:42 am
She sexy
http://celebrity-ladies.com
gerard Vandenberg | November 22, 2008 at 12:42 am
FINALLY, this tattood “FURBY” is evicted, folks!!
Coupon Markets | November 22, 2008 at 7:11 am
Is it just me or does Paris get hotter by the day :)
AnswerGuru | November 22, 2008 at 9:34 am
Sure… and they’re just best friends right now and Paris is just getting back to Nikos… and everything is just fine :))
ishi-san | November 22, 2008 at 10:46 am
The Green Guy looks like as if he is the evil “Alter-ego-herpes-devil” who whispers his advice into Paris’ ear!