Paris Hilton and Benji Madden officially threw in the towel yesterday, according to her rep. While Paris was recently spotted with her ex Stavros Niarchos over the weekend, friends say that had nothing to do with the breakup. Which I entirely believe based solely on the fact that Benji Madden looks like Uncle Fester: Hot Topic Edition. Us Magazine reports:
“Even though they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends,” a source close to Hilton, 27, tells Us.
“Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn’t get along with any of her friends,” the source tells Us. “Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again.”
The couple stayed faithful to each other, stresses the source. Hilton was spotted with her ex, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, in Miami over the weekend, while Madden, 29, hung in NYC with his bro, Joel (beau of Hilton’s best friend, Nicole Richie).
“Nothing went on between Paris and Stav in Miami,” the source tells Us. “She was there for a girls weekend with her BFFs.”
Benji Madden must really be kicking himself now for breaking up with Sophie Monk. And by kicking himself I of course mean staring down his pants and crying “Please grow back, penis. I’ll be good! Honest.”
I never could figure out how a dog like this that does nothing but bark and stick her non-existent (I.E., “Skeletor”) ass in the air could even get a man, much less keep one.
Then again, being a rich but useless cock-wallet like she is DOES make me happy, especially when I do the Catholic cross thing on my chest, throw on the Garlic (Funyons) Necklace (as you know, Paris only likes “pearl” necklaces), and thank God Almighty she isn’t any kin of mine, and I will never meet the skanktard.
I know damned good and well there is a rabid skunk somewhere in Georgia stuck in an old well that has more sex appeal than THAT bitch………….
What a shock. I thought they’d last. * rolls eyes *
Wow.. He looks like the King of the Poser Douche bags in one pic and Samantha Ronson with less testosterone in the others.
HERPES THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
HA HA HA HA I WISH SHE WOULD DIE I MEAN FUCK I HATE HER AS MUCH AS KIM K
riiiiiiight … who give a !#$@ … any way, i do happen to LOVE that killer outfit Paris has on …that dress is from Kira Plastinina’s .. i was just looking at it the other day
I think that committee of aliens got it wrong. John Edward is not the biggest douche in the universe.
pissant with bad fashion sense and a little dick, with … god, Paris is looking long on the tooth.
Rode hard and put up wet. That fake tan and sunken eyes aren’t very attractive either.
The last time she was hot was the first season of that horrible show with Nicole, and after that, done.
She’s in love with herself anyway. They should have named her, Narcissus, instead of Paris.
LMAO #7.