Paris Hilton & Benji Madden break up

November 19th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden officially threw in the towel yesterday, according to her rep. While Paris was recently spotted with her ex Stavros Niarchos over the weekend, friends say that had nothing to do with the breakup. Which I entirely believe based solely on the fact that Benji Madden looks like Uncle Fester: Hot Topic Edition. Us Magazine reports:

“Even though they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends,” a source close to Hilton, 27, tells Us.
“Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn’t get along with any of her friends,” the source tells Us. “Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again.”
The couple stayed faithful to each other, stresses the source. Hilton was spotted with her ex, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, in Miami over the weekend, while Madden, 29, hung in NYC with his bro, Joel (beau of Hilton’s best friend, Nicole Richie).
“Nothing went on between Paris and Stav in Miami,” the source tells Us. “She was there for a girls weekend with her BFFs.”

Benji Madden must really be kicking himself now for breaking up with Sophie Monk. And by kicking himself I of course mean staring down his pants and crying “Please grow back, penis. I’ll be good! Honest.”

Photos: WENN

  1. whit

    what a slut. sluts!

  2. anthony

    She was too good for him anyway

  3. alternipunker

    who didn’t see this coming?

  4. AJa

    she now looks anorexic

  5. Tim

    Uncle Fester + Festering Herpes Sores. I thought that was a match made in heaven.

  6. Nicole

    Who gives a shit… or should I say BM? hahahaha Poor guy his intials really suck. I am sure he has herpes now.. THAT SUCKS. Well atleast he will have something to remember her by right? He can think of her as his dick is on fire.EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW yucky.. .hey girls single guy coming your way.


    Paris Hilton
    There once was a woman named Paris
    Who was supposed to behave like an heiress
    She didn’t, of course
    But had a face like a horse
    And made pornos with jockeys to scare us

  8. britboysarehot

    BORING! BTW, is this guy looks like he was kicked out of some crappy Ska band from the 80′s.

  9. britboysarehot

    BORING! BTW, this guy looks like he was kicked out of some crappy Ska band from the 80′s.

  10. Angela

    @7 ahahahahhahaha epic win

  11. Rossi

    Limerick man:

    Take me.

    I’m yours.

  12. b

    who the hell is this douch and why is his name benji?? What a faggot.



  14. As if this was gonna last anyways…I’m surprised they stayed together this long! They could both use new wardrobes, at least they have that in common. Click on my name.

  15. Jackson'shole

    Hey Paris, guys don’t marry whorebags, especially when they have no curves and look like trannies. God she is so fucking ugly.

  16. E. Norma Stitz

    LMAO at the goofy little bastard! Is that little sissy wearing a dress? That is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on this site.

    Seriously, it’s safe to say Paris is craving a stiff cock, and also safe to say that little sissy is craving stiff cock too. Just wasn’t meant to be. Paris doesn’t want to share that shit with a guy in a dress!

  17. Cash

    Uncle Fester? Looks like a less manly version of Samantha Ronson to me, especially in the second photo.

  18. E. Norma Stitz

    I still can’t stop laughing at that sissy boy!!!

  19. Randal

    Today is certainly a sad day in the entertainment industry with the new of Paris and Benji going in their own direction.

    Paris found herself years ago with her acting career just starting out in House of Wax, followed by a strong musical career shortly after. Word in Hollywood was that Paris and Benji were looking forward to a strong and long future.

    My thoughts are with you today Paris but knowing you, you’ll bounce back like you always have.


  20. I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.

  21. Duke Steele

    Its too late. Shes already given him the gift that keeps on giving. A lifetime prescription for Valtrex!

  22. Tom K

    Paris is such a whore! Suprise, Suprise!!!!

  23. Chauncey Gardner

    Wow, they broke up? She must have finally given him a blowjob.

  24. baker act


    What you been smokin’, Randal? Sad day in the entertainment industry?


    I loved Paris in Zoolander….

  25. Hey, I happen to like Paris. I think she did a good job hitting back at that really wrinkly really old dude.

  26. scabbeus

    These two will be starring in the new Itchy & Scratchy!

  27. F-Obama

    He looks like a fag, trying not to look like a fag. He’s still a fag. So she dumped a fag, just like the rest of California.

  28. bored


    Please stop posting pictures of tall bony manfaced mediocre-looking-bordering-on-ugly blondes, and in their place some petite, soft, babyfaced and feminine Asian women.



    Took him a while..

    But Benj..FINALLY wised-up.

    *Note to Mr. Madden..

    Go get tested!..bathe in diluted bleach.


  30. Emily

    Paris Hilton looks like a grey hound LOL.
    Benji’s not too crash hot himself either.
    Maybe they were better off together.
    Two chronically diseased ug-mo’s

  31. Riley

    Why does it seem like alot of really ‘glamorous’ (using the term VERY loosely in this post), made-up, rich, snobby, scared-little-bitch girls (such as Paris) like the arm-candy of a rebel, tatto-clad, wigger/emo (im not sure what this fag is), bad boy? Such a ridiculous contrast…

  32. Riley

    nevermind the “rebel” sure you all know what im getting at here…

  33. snake

    FIRST !

    Ha, ha. As in, my first comment to thesuperficial.

  34. auzzie

    I know Benji.. I mean I really know Benji. He’s a good honest Southern Maryland kind of guy. Way too good for a hag like herpes Hilton.
    He could & will do much better.

    Paris, on the on the other hand, well blech, who cares. Typical doesn’t know or care aboutb anything outside her intrerst kind of cunt who cares only about her own cunt.

  35. smib

    Don’t be fucking with the SMIB’s.

  36. Blah

    aww, its a sad, sad day in doucheland

  37. Yargarble

    This woman needs to be put in a large plastic, pink box with a brush and an extra set of clothing. She looks like some anorexic Barbie doll and that’s about it. She’s hideous, she’s a rich little snob bitch. The shape of her face makes me ashamed of mine.

  38. packinwood

    Wow! He’s a tiny little fellow compared to her. Must look like a monkey wrestling a football when they’re in the sack.

  39. Kevincy Q

    I heard that she appeared on a dating community ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM??? with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.

  40. Cartman

    I wouldn’t fuck Paris with Obama’s dick.

  41. Astrid

    He’s 6 inches shorter than her, of course they broke up.

  42. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Well….. now that stupid fag will sink back into obscurity after his 15 minutes of being seen with the Whore of the Century…. and realize what a fucking loser he is and go jump off a bridge ( if all the diseases he caught from the Incredible Festering Cunt don’t kill him first ). He was nothing more than a very loud looking tool to distract attention from how ghastly she looks……..

  43. Paris Hilton is a joke, not to mention a slut. Benji shouldn’t have given up on Sophie Monk, but thats another story all together….

  44. fonzeyfu

    Fickle bitch. Going on for months about how he’s the love of her life, future father of her kids blah blah. Bet Sophie’s having the last laugh now.

  45. Max Planck

    Tattoos suck.

  46. This union was doomed from the start, he’s forgetting Paris thinks like a guy, besides shes party girl! Those tats probably didnt help either, it looks like one of the walls where paris go by her weeds!!!!

  47. Brad Pitt's Mustache

    Cartman you could not handle Obama’s dick…with the three inches you are packing.

  48. Griff

    seems like pretty decent poontang for a little troll like him, IMHO

  49. Lola

    That poor bastard… All he has to show for the relationship are herpes and a shriveled dick…
    Just goes to show you that you can’t make an STD infested whore into a house wife… This useless bitch is nothing but that… Completely useless

  50. Lila

    Paris can afford to be useless. Why would she want to be a house wife?

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