Just when I was starting to lose all faith in humanity, TMZ reports Paris Hilton is being sued for an incident in 2004 when her cousin crashed Paris’ car on an LA freeway after failing to stop when traffic slowed, making Paris legally responsible for the chain collision even though she wasn’t in the car. The plaintiffs were two cars in front of Paris’ Mercedes and are asking for $250,000 each but the insurance company refuses to pay since Paris has the bare minimum coverage for property damage. Paris rep said: “I am not going to comment on the lawsuit, but I think it is important for people to know that Paris was not in the vehicle.”
When I first read Paris was being sued I assumed it was for this. Or maybe this. Both of which were caught on camera and have plenty of witnesses. But not some obscure accident that happened two years ago where Paris Hilton wasn’t even at the scene. I’m all for bringing down Osama bin Laden, but not because one of his brothers shoplifted a Snickers bar.
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Hilarious! :) I’m so forwarding this to all my friends and we don’t even have Targets in Finland.
Finland loves Conan O’Brien. And so do I.
I’m back…and I’m half Mexican.
I see I started the battle of the day by calling someone a racist and by mentioning that I do laundry.
Sorry for those of you who are like me and sit here and read (skim over) a lot of the bullshit arguing on here and then just kind of laugh it off and go to another website. I never saw that coming.
After being on here the last few days (quite a bit because I’m all caught up on laundry), I can start to tell who’s an adult, and who’s not.
By the way, I hate Iraqi’s, don’t know why, just a funny feeling I get.
One more thing before I forget…Banana’s do you know why you see those “Mexican’s” sitting outside doing nothing and washing their cars (which isn’t doing nothing)? Because they just got off of work from their back breaking jobs and they are relaxing.
I’m not defending “Mexican’s”, I’m just telling you how it is.
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Don’t bother, it doesn’t work. Daddy pays for everything. A regular Paris Hilton.
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Strange, they GAVE me their wallets….
103 Chicken S.
I hope that half is an enchilada, cause I am fucking hon-greee
I hate everyone … except the menz. Black, brown, yellow, red, white … it’s all good.
helo gys
havnt srttd#]
on this post yet
but we will :)
cuz i can :)))
ta p :)
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I LOVE The Nuge! Now THAT is a man, second only to Chuck Norris, of course.
@25-
It would be better off for the entire human race if it was eliminated. I doubt ANYONE (except it’s “friend” Whipped) would miss it. Hell, we could petition the government to make it’s day of death a national holiday. It would be like the 4th of July, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Arbor Day, Easter, and anything else I missed, all rolled into one SUPER-holiday! Hell, I bet the whole WORLD would want to celebrate the death of the lamest, most inept, dumbest Internet troll EVER! And the person who eliminated it would be an international hero, feted and revered, and given a glowing 10 pages devoted to him/her in ALL the world’s history books! Anyone interested, it’s perfect for the wannabe famous….you know you want to!
We’d love you forever and ever and ever…..you’d be bigger than Jesus! You’d be a deity we could ALL get behind, a purely secular person for all the little kids to worship and wanna be like…position is still available….come on….please?
woah
dissapointed
moi?
Socialite PARIS HILTON is following in MICHAEL JACKSON’s footsteps after creating a mini-Neverland menagerie of animals in her back garden. The hotel heiress-turned-reality TV queen and pop star now has four Chihuahuas, two kittens, three ferrets and two monkeys all housed at her Hollywood home. She says, “I have, like, huge enclosed cages all around in the backyard everywhere, so everyone has, like, their own space.”
so how big is the cage for the chinese guy, or the puerto rican, or the zulu, or the fucking paris hilton
get a fucking clue you bitch
[excuse him everyone else]
[he's a bit on edge]
[this eveining :) ]
[[oh bugger]]
[[[post]]]
it truly is the fungus amongus, no?
as a scotkrautmic, the only things i like to get behind are bottles of cheap booze. i can’t help it; it’s science.
(i blew up chuck norris’ head once, but that’s another tale entirely…)
Paris only has the minimum property damage coverage on this vehicle. WTF? Even before her so called “career” earnings she has a friggin’ gazillion dollar inheritance. I lump this in the same category as that crusty old skank Madonna getting all bent out of shape over spending a few thousand on Britney’s Kabbalah brainwashing, uh, training.