Just when I was starting to lose all faith in humanity, TMZ reports Paris Hilton is being sued for an incident in 2004 when her cousin crashed Paris’ car on an LA freeway after failing to stop when traffic slowed, making Paris legally responsible for the chain collision even though she wasn’t in the car. The plaintiffs were two cars in front of Paris’ Mercedes and are asking for $250,000 each but the insurance company refuses to pay since Paris has the bare minimum coverage for property damage. Paris rep said: “I am not going to comment on the lawsuit, but I think it is important for people to know that Paris was not in the vehicle.”
When I first read Paris was being sued I assumed it was for this. Or maybe this. Both of which were caught on camera and have plenty of witnesses. But not some obscure accident that happened two years ago where Paris Hilton wasn’t even at the scene. I’m all for bringing down Osama bin Laden, but not because one of his brothers shoplifted a Snickers bar.
SCANK
WOW–MY FIRST FIRST
Everybody gets sued. I mean come on. This isn’t THAT exciting.
Sure it’s stupid, but hopefully it will lead to more worthwhile sue-age and Paris Hilton can become the life-hating ho-bag we all know she is on the inside.
Wow – Paris’ cousin is as smart as she is! Seriously, their whole family is inbred? Gross! Maybe Paris should stop letting other people drive her cars into other cars. And herself as well. This is getting ridiculous.
I think it would suck if people had to burn everything you sat on.
WHAT A CHEAPO!…Her insurance doesn’t cover property damage! I’m assuming it doesn’t cover others, and does cover her her…No wonder they’re rich.
Thank goodness someones finally making her pay and introducing her to the real world. Well, not really because Daddy will just pay for whatever she gets sued for. So, really, no ones introducing her to the real world.
“Paris has the bare minimum coverage for property damage”…
Are you freaking kidding me? Well, I’m going to sure her for being annoying. Price: $10 million.
I want to see Ted Nugent shoot a flaming arrow from a compound bow through her skull. You heard me. Ted. Fucking. Nugent.
Still, its a start…
Who is Ted Nugent? Is that Walker, Texas Ranger?
[Lawyerly voice] Paris’s rep should take note that it doesn’t matter if Paris was in the car or not. As the owner of the vehicle in question, Paris can be held accountable even if she was not driving.
Bananas-
Paris will use her own money to pay. She works very hard. AND her BFF is the hardest working person in the world. Hohan the Hobag
#5 I agree. It was really embarrasing watching that homeless guy spray her with Lysol when she was passing him in the alley.
While we’re at it, lets all sue Paris for something…, damn bitch cant go a week without getting sued for something.
Crab Scratch Fever, duh duh duh duh.
Ted Nugent is the star of the show Ted or Alive on the Outdoor Life Network. Duh.
#11 Chuck Norris will probably kill you for not knowing who Ted Nugent is.
or for mistaking him for Ted Nugent, either way your freakin’ dead.
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And I thought I remember you bragging about Daddy paying for your car, insurance and gas.
Dumbass.
Chuck Norris and Ted Nugent should team up and destroy lame bananas with roundhouse kicks and a crossbow. That would be fantastic.
I hear the cousins defense was he became startled when his pants stuck to the driver seat because of some drying Herpes Puss runoff. THAT was why he didn’t see the cars in front of him.
#11 I think he was in Depeche Mode or something.
I hope the money doesn’t come out of the budget for her next video.
I think we should sue Lamebananas parents for breeding such a pathetic piece of shit we all have to see everytime we come here. I am sure her/his life insurance is the bare minimum for obvious reasons, but we could get something for our suffering piss ass remarks.
Chuck Norris should round house kick Paris AND bananas in the HEAD
I am suing Paris Hilton for her father’s impending suicide.
#25 good idea, after we get Chuck Norris and Ted Nugent to roundhouse kick him to death and shoot him with a crossbow. Priorities, get em straight.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Killer.
Paris = Crimes against humanity? I think we have a winner!
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Sorry bitches.
They will settle out of court. Paris will agree to fuck them on video tape and let them sell it on line for $19.95. But then she’ll get sued again by them because she neglected to tell them that she has herpes.
I remember seeing a commercial for one of Chuck Norris’ movies that was going to be playing on TV when I was like 5. It was Sho-Gun, and I vividly remember seeing someone’s head being cleanly chopped off with a samurai sword or something.
I have been scared of him ever since.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn’t get wet. “The water gets Chuck” *bites head off of chicken and begins snacking*
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That’s awesome. I love how he looks like he has a lion’s mane in that picture of him dressed in denim, shirt open to display his manly glory.
Yeah, for once a vehicular accident wasn’t Paris’ fault. It’s amazing.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
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And “skank” wasn’t even spelled correctly. Ha.
Paris Hiltons pussy stinks so bad, when she gets in a cab, the “Towelhead” driver rolls down the window for fresh air………..
#37
There must be a secret prize they get if they get first. Maybe someday all of my dreams will come true and I’ll be #1.
By the way, I was wondering the other day how all of a sudden Paris Hilton was everywhere, three years ago nobody knew who she was, now you can’t go anywhere without hearing about her. Just some of the random thoughts that go through my head as I fold the laundry…
I’m sorry kiddie’s, I forgot to explain, laundry is what us mommy’s do while you kiddie’s are fucking around on the computer all day.
:)
Her pussy stinks so bad it made Shaq’s dick turn white.
#40… I was #1 twice!!!
#41.. waht are you doing RIGHT NOW?? Not laundry!
Laundry is something I do while my husband throws beer cans at me and tells me his pipes need cleaning.
Don’t start with me banana’s, take a deep breath…good.
BTW did you get a secret prize?
You all do your own laundry? I didn’t realize you were chinese.
@43 I think thats from the diseases……….
what*
Osh… Just becuase that the way it is for you, dosen’t mean it’s everyones case.