I don’t know what’s more horrifying: the fact that Paris Hilton is bathing a child in that outfit or the fact that there’s also a floating piece of poo in there. Or the fact that I masturbated to the whole thing. Either way there’s some very bad memories being made here.
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LOLOLOLOL.
That is the whoriest baby-washing suit eva.
LOL @ Paris’s baby-washing whore getup.
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I’m drunk.
It’s totally her poo. And am I the only one who thought it was really creepy that she was in a slut outfit bathing with a small child? I barfed a little.
What you don’t see on the tape is that she shoves the shit in the kids mouth saying “eat it” while the dog starts screwing it in the ass the niggers daughter named Nicole comes in and starts eating out Paris who starts peeing on her face. All of the tape is shown on The Aristocrats.
What you don’t see on the tape is that she shoves the shit in the kids mouth saying “eat it” while the dog starts screwing it in the ass the niggers daughter named Nicole comes in and starts eating out Paris who starts peeing on her face. All of the tape is shown on The Aristocrats.
Paris says” Oh shit there’s a turd in the bath water…” the baby goes “Oh Shit there’s a Paris in my bath water”
What you don’t see on the tape is that she shoves the shit in the kids mouth saying “eat it” while the dog starts screwing it in the ass the niggers daughter named Nicole comes in and starts eating out Paris who starts peeing on her face. All of the tape is shown on The Aristocrats.
I saw that show. The kid’s father said she would have to get in the tub with the kid, so it wasn’t her idea. Jealous haters.
#57 – this does not surprise me that a man wanted to see Paris in a tub with a skimpy swimsuit on. That doesn’t change the fact that you don’t get into a tub with a child of the opposite sex dressed like your in a centerfold picture. It’s disgusting.
Oh, and we’re not jealous haters. There are a lot of women out there that look pretty damn good in a bathing suit who don’t feel the need to flaunt it in front of babies.
Ewww — just typing that made throw up a little.
Go turd go! (Gotta give Paris a little encouragement from time to time)
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thats not a turd thats my son swimming she was babysiting them both and i dont care if he was in herpe water he was gettin his first piece of white ass dam i love me some white ass you go son for real though
I’m sure someone else wrote this but since I refuse to read all comments anymore because they are wasteful I will just say…
It’s only a baby ruth.
#27 no and I mean no! Zidane-come-and-headbutt-me-anytime-you-want cannot go near that herpes infected cunt. Yes all pun intended
@61 that kid is Our Hero. He crapped on Paris. It ought to be a tshirt.
#63
‘Caddyshack’… I love it … very funny …
Paris is sooooooooooooo over rated it’s pathetic. How anyone could/would buy into her superficial crap is beyond me.
Paris is ugly, she has a hook nose, her eyes are too close together and her skin is yucky. The tramp has no class, no talent……. Hail Nicole Richie for she keeps the Simple Life funny as shit!
66 – only one of the funniest movies in the history of cinema. “You see yhat blood…well pick it UP!”
and by yhat I mean that.
By the way, this is the 2nd time this week I’ve had 69. Fucking sweet. I’m just going to live vicariously through the Superficial and call it hot.
caddyshack. heh, heh.
agree, one of the very best. ya gotta love “stripes”, too.
urban assault vehicle… and the spatula treatment!
hahahahaha!
now i want vodka.
@ 62:
Kevin Federline, is that you?
# 41 it was a hardy’s add
No, #73. It was in fact Carl’s Jr.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phWCleYlW3s
i watched that on the simple life :]
#71 sorry my bad
Watch Carefully!…The doodie yells “eww” and jumps out first.
#77 made my day.
People actually watch this kind of stuff on TV? They used to actually produce shows with acting and special effects. Now all you need is Parasite bathing with crap.