I don’t know what’s more horrifying: the fact that Paris Hilton is bathing a child in that outfit or the fact that there’s also a floating piece of poo in there. Or the fact that I masturbated to the whole thing. Either way there’s some very bad memories being made here.
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radically4peace | July 27, 2006 at 10:15 am
Am I first?
enfilade | July 27, 2006 at 10:18 am
Holy Shit! har!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
chester822 | July 27, 2006 at 10:19 am
i bet the turd was hers
gossipmonger | July 27, 2006 at 10:21 am
Frankly, I’d rather bathe with the turd than Paris Hilton. It’s cleaner…
Amanda | July 27, 2006 at 10:22 am
That is so gross….well she is gross too!!
Jslash | July 27, 2006 at 10:25 am
Mommy, why did Paris say I have Her peas? She says she gave them to me in the tub.
Binky | July 27, 2006 at 10:27 am
Hummm.. what do you mean ? Paris wasn’t floating …
CMonster0125 | July 27, 2006 at 10:34 am
Just think of what diseases that kid picked up by being in the same bath water as Paris. If I had been the kid, I would have smeared the turd on myself for protection. Much like I do every time I take a bath.
Tits_McGhee | July 27, 2006 at 10:40 am
Wow, Paris Hilton BATHING a CHILD??!! What has this world come to???
Big fucking deal, Superfish. If Paris Hilton takes a shit, like she did in the tub, everyone knows about it. And we wonder why she’s famous for no absolute reason? It’s becasue if she breathes abnormally or cuts a fart, it’s on the 6 o’clock news!
Let me know when she dies from choking on too much cum. Now THAT would be a FABULOUS story!
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 27, 2006 at 10:49 am
That poor child being subjected to parisite’s infected pussy! The parents should sue. Why would you say “you look hot” to a small child unless you were seriously fucked up. This woman is insane. And braindead to boot.
SoftBlueGlow | July 27, 2006 at 10:50 am
She should not be allowed within 231 miles of children.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
Italian Stallion | July 27, 2006 at 10:50 am
That kid’s lucky, I see plenty of homeless in Baltimore City that would love a bath and a hot meal…………….
gatorbates | July 27, 2006 at 10:58 am
I’m surprised Paris looks surprised.
With the fact that she should be used to feces with all the chili dogs she’s received.
alaskanchicsickle | July 27, 2006 at 10:59 am
@6 That’s funny!
twzzlrgirl | July 27, 2006 at 11:00 am
I hate to get all serious here, but isn’t that right up there with child molesting? I mean, the kid is a boy, and she’s in some slinky bathing suit, behind him, and I believe she says “you’re hot” at one point — TO THE KID.
You know, if this were a guy in a speedo in a tub with a little girl, the guy would be put on trial after having his package cut off by an angry public…this is just gross.
86 | July 27, 2006 at 11:01 am
They’re dating. This is her new boyfriend. Paris has run out of men.
MultipleSpaceys | July 27, 2006 at 11:07 am
I am just surprised she didn’t adopt the turd as her new fashion accessory – err I mean pet.
jFp | July 27, 2006 at 11:18 am
who the fuck climbs into the tub when you bathe an infant??? what a dumbass whorehead!!
AND you don’t pile up a mountain of foam on a baby’s head!!! jeezus….someody bitchslap her…plz plz plz!!!
RichPort | July 27, 2006 at 11:20 am
The only time I wanna see this chick anywhere near a bath is after a bukakke taping.
Jules | July 27, 2006 at 11:22 am
Does anyone find it slightly odd that not only is Paris Hilton in a tub… with a child… with poo… but it is all on video tape??
gross.
jFp | July 27, 2006 at 11:23 am
forget that…somebody bitchslap her mother!
she was raised to be a dumb slut by her underwhelming over-indulged parents.
nc72 | July 27, 2006 at 11:23 am
First!!! No really, first as in 5 days ago…
http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton-receives-a-poo-poo-platter/v/2765/
Seriously who would let their kid into the bath with all the virus and bacteria in that bath water.
ReelWorld | July 27, 2006 at 11:26 am
I’ve said it before – I’ll say it again…Who the fuck cares about this talentless whore?
jane's eyre | July 27, 2006 at 11:35 am
That sucks–she takes a dump in the water and pretends it’s the kid’s. And it’s nice to see that she got to keep the swimsuit from the Carl’s Jr. commercial. But wardrobe probably didn’t want it back after it had rubbed all over her cootch.
purplepuppy | July 27, 2006 at 11:35 am
Oh good god, that was super creepy! Couldn’t get the sound to work, so I don’t know if that mad it more or less disturbing. I feel like I need to go and take a bath now. Eeew, yuck! so icky!
Jules | July 27, 2006 at 11:40 am
#23, good point.
Fugurself | July 27, 2006 at 11:40 am
I just wish Zidane will headbutt this bitch into oblivion
ob1 | July 27, 2006 at 11:43 am
THAT’S HOT.
DmdFreak | July 27, 2006 at 11:43 am
Considering she’s probably never had to wipe her own ass, I can see why the floating shit would scare her. She probably never SEEN shit before for that matter…..Poor rich slut. I feel for her….
angel | July 27, 2006 at 11:44 am
Can’t this woman shit without people observing it!!!!
blueballs | July 27, 2006 at 11:44 am
i wonder if she gave the kid herpes by being in the tub with him?
And can’t you claim it is child abuse to have Paris hilton doing that?
Rose18 | July 27, 2006 at 11:46 am
#15 I agree!
Aimtrue | July 27, 2006 at 12:04 pm
The cut the tape off to quickly.
A few seconds later- Nicole Richie comes in, picks up the turd, takes a huge bite and says, ” Jesus Chirst who replaced the Baby Ruth with real shit? I’m gonna kill that bitch.”
PapaHotNuts | July 27, 2006 at 12:15 pm
It’s been confirmed through a reliable source that Stavros Niarchos is dating that turd.
jane's eyre | July 27, 2006 at 12:31 pm
I want to see the video where Paris thinks the cat turds in the litter box are Almond Roca.
TheAdamBom | July 27, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Why was there a laugh track at the end?
edb87 | July 27, 2006 at 12:40 pm
@ 36 – It looks like a outtake show for the Simple Life or whatever the hell she’s on.
My question is why is she in the suit from the Hardee’s commercial? I think we have a new Debbie LaFave on our hands, here folks.
amajean040904 | July 27, 2006 at 1:14 pm
hay thats the sute she was wearing in the hardy’s commercial.
Benny | July 27, 2006 at 1:27 pm
I feel sorry for that turd, becasue it has the super herpes.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 27, 2006 at 1:30 pm
What they edited out was Paris admonishing the child to wait until she was under him with her mouth open wide before he turdies. And it would be tragicomic if the kid did develop some form of lesions from sitting in warm water with her herpetic pooch. I wouldn’t share a hot tub with Paris, let alone a warm bath. Her Bev Hills bacteria must be partying all over that bathwater, not to mention the residual mangravy she probably still has dripping out of her cocksocket. Trust me, the worst thing in that bath wasn’t the kid’s shit.
tito | July 27, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Apparently she’s not Lindsay Lohan. She only has one bathing suit. Notice this is the same suit she wears in the Carl’s Jr. ad.
http://www.lswon.com/wp-content/images/paris_carls.jpg
HolisticWisdomcom | July 27, 2006 at 2:06 pm
That is so funny. Anyone who has a child knows that you at sometime are going to have something with poop or pee occur to you. I however, am not sure why you would bathe with a child… considering many of them pee in the tub at that age. Maybe this video would sell better then her sex tape…
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm
girltiffany | July 27, 2006 at 2:08 pm
God, this is wonderful. Eventually, shit catches up with you, and it was fortuitous that it literally caught up with Paris. It’s nice to know that being one of the mean popular kids doesn’t protect you from the Attack of the Floating Shitlet. If she ever procreates–and let’s hope a giant meteor kills us all dinosaur-style before she does–I’d be willing to wager she never bathes her own kids because of this trauma.
Toonlite | July 27, 2006 at 2:34 pm
what is that turd wearing that bathing suit for?
Toonlite | July 27, 2006 at 2:36 pm
why’s the turd wearing a bathing suit…Oh shit…..you mean there’s another one floating near by???….
Poor kid!!! Hope it has it’s shots!
Toonlite | July 27, 2006 at 2:37 pm
why’s the turd wearing a bathing suit…Oh shit…..you mean there’s another one floating near by???….
Poor kid!!! Hope it has it’s shots!
Slappy san | July 27, 2006 at 2:46 pm
priceless
Slappy san | July 27, 2006 at 2:46 pm
priceless
Xopher.tm | July 27, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Paris, shit. Shit, Paris.
tits_on_snack | July 27, 2006 at 3:48 pm
LOLOLOLOL.
That is the whoriest baby-washing suit eva.
LOL @ Paris’s whore baby washing suit.