Christ, she’s lanky. Oh, hey, guys. Didn’t see you there. I was just checking up on our friend Paris Hilton who managed to get herself banned from a Russian hotel. The offense? Writing on the wall. Apparently the suite didn’t come with a day-care worker! Ba-doom-SHA. StarPulse.com reports:
The hotel heiress, 27, wrote ‘Paris Moscow 2008′ in a black marker pen in $16,000 -a-night suite in the Hyatt Hotel in the Russian capital.
Hilton wrote on the wall for a photo-shoot in the room. However bosses at the hotel were unimpressed – and fined her $9,000. A hotel spokesman says, “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.”
Wow, only $9,000? Paris got off cheap. I figured burning down an entire hotel and rebuilding it on account of the VD would cost more than that. Like 15-20 grand tops. Then again I am barred from working in real estate after I sold a house for the below-market price of a six-pack. I thought it was a good deal. I mean, c’mon, you can’t drink a house. That’s crazy talk.
Thanks to the Rox whose market value is a tasty, ice-cold Olde E.
We don’t have that here Jimbo, but if we did, I’d make her do my filing. I am behind.. HEY, THE INTERNET HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!!
“how mommy surfers the net”???
I always knew Frist is into gang bangs, but with surfers? Must be a mellow, laid-back kind of 3-hole love.
How does her tits fall so low as thin as she is? And, what, 28? Her “fun bags” are going to look like marshmallows that were left on the dashboard in August in Yuma, AZ by the time she is 33.
lol 42. ;)
I agree with FRIST!!! – lately Paris has become a total hottie again. I’d hit that in a heartbeat.
I don’t care what anybody says, I think Paris Hiltion is very attractive and I know I am not alone. Save your fucking tranny jokes, I don’t give a shit what you think about it. I just thought I would inject some fucking reality into this mountain of bullshit. You people are goofy if you think she has any STDs. Her family could bankroll next generation treatments unknown to the public for any of that shit to make her cleaner than all of us lol….
Only homosexuals and fat girls don’t like her. Come to any college campus and ask the guys if they would do her. Dumbasses.
#53 Woodhorse is a fucking idiot too. Her tits aren’t sagging, she doesn’t have a bra on. Those are perky. I know you have never seen a pair live and in color, so drop the bullshit act ike you know what a pair of tits should look like on a lean female.
They should of put her boney diseased ass in a Russian prison, forever.
what a freakin moron
#57 Maybe like Natalie Portman in Closer? How about Evan Rachel Wood in Across the Universe?
Paris Hilton looks like she could dangle a cigarette from her mouth and demand the late rent fees from Woody Harrelson/Munson.
InternetToughGuy is probably a frat boy. Those douchebags find anything hot.
How small does your penis have to be to call yourself an ‘Internet Tough Guy’? LMFAO.
If my last name was Hilton i’d write “Hyatts are shit” all over the walls and act like I didn’t do it.
Asian model say say Paris feed world with moist pushy hole can make rice paddy. Need volunteer to pick rice from Paris pushy pushy hole on hmungpickyriceordiefromherpie.com. Herpie bad and tly to makey no ricey feed world from Paris pushy,gapping hole.
NIPS!
You mean she wasn’t sent to a Siberian labor camp too???? Jeez, all this Peristroika bullshit turned the Russians into great big pussies!
Don’t know for sure if InternetToughGuy is in fact a frat boy, but he does come off as some sort of short-dick pansy. If he is a frat boy, he must be the one at the frat that the other guys test out all their depraived homo-like hazing games on before they subject the pledges to them.
Pledge Master: “So you like having that paddle stuck in your asshole, huh boy?”
ITG: “Yes thank you sir may I have another!!!!”
has anyone noticed that her shadow in this picture looks like a pregnant dinosaur?
Hilton is now under renovation in Moscow. Paris also actually ruined a party she was invited to sing at. Poor creature was TOO DRUNK TO SING so she acted as a DJ.
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Hilton is now under renovation in Moscow. Paris also actually ruined a party she was invited to sing at. Poor creature was TOO DRUNK TO SING so she acted as a DJ.
paris+wallpaper http://www.tden.ru/f/articles/029893/illu_1.jpg
she’s dumb in a way that she’s cute.
Don’t hotels have a “paris” list of unaccepable clients And how much you want to bet the suite was comped in the first place?
I’m so glad she chose to not ruin the sweeping lines of that beautiful sundress with any unnecessary obstructions, like a set of tits.
#56 your right people without STD’s take valtrex for fun all the time. Fucking moron.
She did so because she is happly… Women in love are usually like this! Many people say she is dating a billionaire on M I L L I O N A I R E LOVER.C O M where the rich gathering.
Tired of the dating site spammer? Here is the asshole’s information:
Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real #180, Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405
Call the prick on the phone.
#57
Underweight chicks like Paris Herpes are a turn off for me and they always have serious issues about eating. They are always moody because they suffer from hunger headaches. Paris Herpes lacks good character and is not very bright. Overweight chicks like Kim Kardaskank are a turn off to me because they eat too much and it shows. Kim also lacks good character and i not very bright. I’m very athletic, maintain my weight, and smart. I appreciate a nice looking lady who is smart, exercises, and maintains her weight.
Hmm…they’ll probably let her back in.
They love that Paris.
Everyone does.
Damn, look at the style on her! Woooo!
Yeah all the ignorant low class people love Paris.
Too bad it was not the Russia of old…the KGB would have did us all a favor whisked her trashy spoiled white ass away in the middle of the night and she would never have been heard from again…..after days of raping her with their big hairy Russian Salami poles…she then would have been sent to work in the Ural Mountains for the rest of her sad pathetic life.
Darn…this is the first time I wish Communist Russia was still with us!
lol!
Good one Ted!