Paris Hilton was banned from Vanity Fair’s Oscar party on Sunday night, after being blacklisted by the magazine’s editor. The host reduced the party’s guest list to only 500, which meant the praying mantis wasn’t invited. When asked why Paris wasn’t in attendance, Carter said: “Paris who? She will never attend one of the parties I host.”
With all the poverty and anger in the world it’s hard to imagine any real good ever happening. But then the 1980 USA hockey team wins gold, Alessandra Ambrosio is born, and now Paris Hilton is banned for life from an A-list party. These are the things dreams are made of, my friend.
MeganHarris | March 8, 2006 at 3:06 pm
She’ll get in next year. Hollywood has a very short memory. They’ll share a bump of coke before the party and everything will be forgotten.
asmith | March 8, 2006 at 3:08 pm
My heart bleads for her. Really. It does. No, really…
asmith | March 8, 2006 at 3:08 pm
sorry, that should be *bleeds*
gogoboots | March 8, 2006 at 3:20 pm
There is justice in the world. I think I dreamt that I kicked her out of my Hollywood party, and look, it actually happens. That’s pretty fair, she’s barely famous as it is.
Raquel | March 8, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Gee, I feel soooo sorry for little Miss Hilton! Maybe I should send her a condolence card and express my deepest sympathy for her utterly devastating situation…
Then again, maybe not.
ESQ | March 8, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Perhaps Pee-pee and her date Steve-O were banned for the following reasons:
1) peeing in public
2) exposing themselves
3) for being the douchebags that they are
quibbles_quaint | March 8, 2006 at 4:12 pm
if he hates her so much, why did he put her on the cover of his magazine?
happy_bunny | March 8, 2006 at 4:18 pm
From the source (SFGate.com):
“However, Hilton’s former friend Nicole Richie was allowed in and partied with another of the heiress’ rivals Mischa Barton.”
PWN3D!!!1!
bitch got skooled
Leyna | March 8, 2006 at 4:19 pm
it’s about time that someone put some restraint on her
Maeve97 | March 8, 2006 at 4:23 pm
#7- I’m with you, why would she be banned from a Vanity Fair party, she was on the cover like 3 or 4 months ago.
cibby | March 8, 2006 at 4:24 pm
ahhh, so good…
it’s so good once it hits your lips!
Jacq | March 8, 2006 at 4:26 pm
If only we could black-list her from living…
Vegas Vixen | March 8, 2006 at 4:26 pm
*Gee, I bet Paris is just heart broken about this, and won’t be able to sleep for weeks.
*that’s sarcasm, btw*
Captain Awesome | March 8, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Praying mantis indeed.
asenath7766 | March 8, 2006 at 4:34 pm
That’s what she gets for wearing an ugly dress like this (as pictured at Elton John’s party):
http://oscars.movies.yahoo.com/photos/photo.html;_ylt=AgQcYpyv9Ab_73zPB2eCd4V1VLcF?gid=52&pos=32
happy_bunny | March 8, 2006 at 4:40 pm
#15 – OMG, did Pam Anderson honestly wear that to an Oscar-associated charity benefit? Put some clothes on!
Hilton’s dress is – um – intersting. How many peacocks had to die for her to look that ridiculous? And how does her buddy (PETA) Pam there feel about it?
tits_on_snack | March 8, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Pam’s retarded. Her line of PETA “cruelty free” makeup was made of animal by-products, and had to be recalled.
ButtSnack | March 8, 2006 at 4:56 pm
I wish they would have just told her the truth: “We’re sorry Miss Hilton but some of the other guests were complaining of the tuna smell so we have to ask you and your giant twat to leave.”
playahater101 | March 8, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Maybe this is the beginning of the end of Paris Hilton.
Jayne | March 8, 2006 at 5:01 pm
I’m sure Redford is jealous; he’ll try to find a way to ban her from the Sundance Festival next year.
playahater101 | March 8, 2006 at 5:02 pm
It’s nice to see PETA’s #1 spokesperson snuggling up to PETA’s #1 worst celeb. Way to be a hypocrit, Pam. Both their dresses are horrible.
Kimmie | March 8, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Paris is a skank. What has she ever done besides being born with money. I like her sister though. Nikki has a bunch more class and is pretty.
sophiecatrupertjerk | March 8, 2006 at 6:27 pm
Praying mantis indeed. Good one!!! When will Paris just go away. BTW – what the hell happened to Pam Anderson’s lips? Too much collagen injected??? She looks ridiculous. Did she swallow Angelina Jolie’s lips? I guess she fits right in there with all of the other Hollywood idiots.
sophiecatrupertjerk | March 8, 2006 at 6:27 pm
Praying mantis indeed. Good one!!! When will Paris just go away. BTW – what the hell happened to Pam Anderson’s lips? Too much collagen injected??? She looks ridiculous. Did she swallow Angelina Jolie’s lips? I guess she fits right in there with all of the other Hollywood idiots.
eatyourfeedback | March 8, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Now if only she would be banned by the media…
Bellisima | March 8, 2006 at 6:35 pm
#15- Pam Anderson looks like a tranny with 2 bald midgets stuffed into her top. Paris Hilton just can’t find anyone else to hang with and trannies like Pam are skank hounds so…right place right time.
LoneWolf | March 8, 2006 at 6:51 pm
I know this guy who had sex with Paris (who doesn’t, right?). Anyway, a few days later his unit turns black so he goes to see his doctor, who tells him it’s going to have to be amputated. He’s like, f*ck that, and gets a second opinion. The second doctor says, don’t worry, it doesn’t need to be amputated. The guy’s like, thank God, and the doctor says, no need to amputate, it’s going to fall off anyway!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your waitress.
IncognitoJoe | March 8, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Who is Paris Hilton?
IncognitoJoe | March 8, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Paris Hilton?
Who is that?
hafaball | March 8, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Do you believe in Miracles? Yes!
That’s pretty cool, though, if she’s rejected from every party, whole be the blonde-half-naked drunken retard stumbling over tables? These only come 29 a year…and there can be only one!
Grphdesi23 | March 8, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Paris snubbed? That’s hot.
nichole | March 8, 2006 at 8:59 pm
I’m all for Paris Hilton being banned from important events (one’s she deems important), but it seems pretty rude to exclude someone who did an interview and a cover with you.
I wonder if she said or did something specific during the shoot or interview that got him pissed off? Hm.
ning_ning | March 8, 2006 at 10:34 pm
Notice how the slut coke whore changed her pose. She needed to be banned, all she would have don’t is started some shit as usual.
Nadine | March 9, 2006 at 12:27 am
haha awesome
CocoNutz | March 9, 2006 at 1:02 am
I found this on Gawker earlier… It explains a little better! Graydon Carter (Editor of VF) was being interviewed by Jon Stewart)
Carter said Hilton wouldn
Sheva | March 9, 2006 at 1:05 am
It’s wrong. Banning Taradise, that’s just a preventive measure. But stanky Paris. That’s just wrong. There was plenty of guys looking for a quickie.
Now we can only hope a doorman got some justice.
CheekyChops | March 9, 2006 at 3:05 am
Things are finally looking up.
edenza | March 9, 2006 at 11:14 am
He said on “Real Time” last week that if she showed up, he’d have her turned away. He said that being a celebrity used to have a certain cache but that people like PH have diminshed that.
Nimuë LaMer | March 9, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Maybe it’s because he saw that pic of her on The Superficial with her underwear ON!
If she ain’t gonna flash her coochie anymore, what’s the point of letting her in?
I think the real reason she was banned was because he didn’t want that nasty thang overpowering the smell of his expensive Cambazola and Asiago cheeses.
senin | March 9, 2006 at 2:34 pm
She’s blacklisted from my parties, as well.
Spindoc | March 9, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Maybe She and Tara Reid can hit the Tina Yothers/Glenn Scarpelli Party over at the Airport Ramada Inn.
Tink | March 9, 2006 at 3:05 pm
She was on the cover of Vanity Fair in October or sometime in the fall… anyone know why she is banned now?
(tho i find it amusing that she was, i don’t care for the dumb sluts)
LOOKWHATICANDO | March 9, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Thank God, someone is finally taking a stand, Let PRAY it catches on. If I never see or hear about this rich nobody again it will be way to soon.
LOOKWHATICANDO | March 9, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Jacq, If only we could, I don’t think that is too much to ask for,, Really I dont
LOOKWHATICANDO | March 9, 2006 at 4:17 pm
#31,, And thats funny,, haaa
Charles. | March 12, 2006 at 12:23 am
Oh, now if only we could have a law enacted to ban anyone from photographing her or giving her attention. Maybe she’d shrivel up and kill herself.
candy | March 17, 2006 at 5:31 am
Haha. Paris is a worthless slag.
Xarj | August 17, 2006 at 5:14 am
Getting banned from such parties should not be a problem for Paris Hilton, but i would think it actually pissed her off quite a bit! Just get over it! Price of provocation!
poker | October 16, 2007 at 2:43 am
she shouldn’t leave the house!