Paris Hilton banned from party

paris-banned.jpgParis Hilton was banned from Vanity Fair’s Oscar party on Sunday night, after being blacklisted by the magazine’s editor. The host reduced the party’s guest list to only 500, which meant the praying mantis wasn’t invited. When asked why Paris wasn’t in attendance, Carter said: “Paris who? She will never attend one of the parties I host.”

With all the poverty and anger in the world it’s hard to imagine any real good ever happening. But then the 1980 USA hockey team wins gold, Alessandra Ambrosio is born, and now Paris Hilton is banned for life from an A-list party. These are the things dreams are made of, my friend.