Paris Hilton was apparently asked to help judge the Miss Turkey contest yesterday. One of the contestants brought Paris onstage to do some belly dancing and it would’ve been entertaining if Paris didn’t try to pull off her club dance moves on a well-lit stage. Have you ever been to the bar sober and watched chicks dance? It’s literally that awkward. I’ve seen sexier moves from a paraplegic wombat.
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Like the music and drums though!
She’s gotta be a dud in bed if those are her best moves – probably the worst lay on the planet. Outside of Meaghan, that is.
What an idiot..
You know, I’m suprised she doesn’t have fake tits..
They’re so flat..and ew.
#64 Why “I’m a sarcastic asshole” vibe? Why not a supportive vibe? I think Meaghen is weird for posting all the posts she does..but atleast she’s trying to make her life better..
she had a “don’t touch me look” on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she had a “don’t touch me look” on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she had a “don’t touch me look” on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she had a “don’t touch me look” on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she had a “don’t touch me look” on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she had a “don’t touch me look” on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she had a “don’t touch me look” on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she had a “don’t touch me look” on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she had a “don’t touch me look” on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she had a “don’t touch me look” on her face that entire time she was dancing with the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please understand that TURKIYE is a modern country already, yes Muslim butmodern.
look at the bellydancer’s tits hanging out, look at the pic where paris poses with a tranny with lot’s of make-up..
we have our own singers’ sex tapes.
PLEASE understand that Midnight Express movie wasn’t just a movie, it was ORDERED!!
after the movie, the guy who wrote it even said that the movie has many exaggerations!!! news flash: jail’s ain’t no fun.
that BELLY DANCER IS HOTTTTTTTT!
Darbuka, I guess it’s called finger drum, is being played by Burchan Ocal –
they call him the best darbuka player alive.
zeynep. lol. trust me the idiots on this blog aren’t going to get the subtle pr work. totally over their heads. don’t even bother. seriously.
wow. she sucked ass. best belly dancer ever: shakira. has that whore never watched a shakira video? what woman can’t shake her fucking hips? oh that’s right, she doesn’t have any hips. cause american men like sleeping with girls that look like 5 year old boys.
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I live in Istanbul and i watched the contest live yesterday.Paris was laughing and smiling al the time and after the contest they went to the nightclub Reina .The dress is specially made for PARIS by Cengiz and
you can find more Turkish clothing in http://www.fistanistan.com
LMAO how can someone who parties as much as she does have absolutely NO FUCKING RYHTHM????????????????? LOL that’s just pitiful. From one white girl to another…sit ya ass down!
I am Palestine:
I know. lol. but it’s fcuking hard and painful!
Shakira knows how to shake that booty but her belly dance is not the authentic one.
poor girl, she doesnt even have hips, its like trying to teach a broom to belly dance. i am palestine, Shakira is NOT the best belly dancer in the world, shes a good one, but not even close to the best, have you ever seen Rachel Brice? that woman is the best!!!
Well, as much as Paris sucks azz, she was a great sport, had a great time in Istanbul and trust me, this summer we’ll be having extra tourists because of her..
so both sides win.
Check this one out Vale!
Turkish belly dancer Didem. Almost as good as Asena — the one danced with Paris.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PnuNT3wTwCc
What an ugly trampy dried up looking piece of white trash.
What an ugly trampy dried up looking piece of white trash.
Dude, I had better rhythm that time I tripped and fell into the orchestra pit (bah-boom tish! get it? nevermind…)- yes, it was hard to watch, and I suppose she should get points for trying, but she spends so much time prancing around in clubs you’d think she’d get the whole ‘moving to the beat’ thing. BTW, that Asena chick in green was so hot she may have just turned me lesbian.
that is so embarassing. stupid bitch. i would have died of humiliation.
wait its her fault what is she doing there in the first place? the terrorist monkeys are gonna get us now for sure. thanks paris. ship her off to paris so she can be with the cheese eating monkeys
—>#22 Auntie Kryst
there are no Mullahs giving fatwas in Turkey you dumbass- hope you’re not raising kids or working around teenagers with that ignorance of yours. next time you attempt humor, do your homework- unless you want to become the joke yourself.
to the sorry ass @ # 115. zeynep -
Is nakedness, sex-tapes or tyrannies some prerequisite to a country’s being modern? Who asked you to throw some cheap-ass PR on a site like this anyways???
SHUT THE FUCK UP. Your pathetic line of thought is an embarrassment to your people, already.
Phoo, I don’t believe she’s real. She’s some sort of RoboWhore made from a giant coat hanger and a broom. That’s why she keeps repeating her moves and talking the same crap: her programming is on a loop.
Vapid retard
@135 It’s well known that Turkey is a secular nation, but the overwhelming majority of the nation at least claims Islam as their religion. Even if most do not practice it, that’s the demography of the country. Of course no one issued a fatwa you dumbfuck. I’m surprised you even know what it is. Regardless, smart ass psuedo intellectual freshman that think they now know everything bug me. Don’t get all indignant and self-righteous because you don’t know shit. I was even more incorrect to assume that a mullah would be upset by her belly dancing. More than likely any conservative leader that would issue a death sentence is upset by dancing periond, not just her screwing up a belly dance. You, obviously couldn’t even see that. You’re just upset because I made a joke about a nation or a religion. Which I did. It’s a joke you douche, fucking lighten up.
why people keep inviting her to any show or performances? these people are more retards than her…
#140 Auntie Cuntie, chillax- energy is double-precious for low-life forms like you. so don’t burn yourself trying to make an excuse for your dumbass ignorance- you’re equally laughable when you try attempt going offensive. just admit that humor is a human expression way advanced for your double digit IQ.
@142 You moved the goalposts there a little to dodge the point, but in doing so, you made a different and better point. Chillax, good word. You saved yourself from a fail and made a meh. There’s no shame in that, much like all the honorable mentions you earned in life Still good, still good.
HAHAH. I can bellydance infinitely better than she can and I’m a 16 year old girl going off what I saw on a fitness channel special.
Auntie Cuntie, you just can’t get enough of self-humiliation now, can you? Your ignorance is put on display twice albeit your pathetic attempts to make an excuse for it, yet you’re still yelping like a 16 year old 3 legged retriever. About time somebody calls PETA.
What an Idiot. She is not in the club!!!! Stupid Girl!!!!!
What an Idiot. She is not in the club!!!! Stupid Girl!!!!!
What an Idiot. She is not in the club!!!! Stupid Girl!!!!!