Paris Hilton attempting to belly dance: FAIL

Irregardless, I’d ream her ass real good-like.

HAHAHAHA did u see how she was tryign to dance all up on that guy and he like pointed her in the other direction?? classic!!! lmfao Paris hilton is a poor excuse for a human being

Second!

I assume the winner of “Miss Turkey” receives lifetime electrolysis treatments.

She’s cadaverous. *shudder*

Looks like she needs to be Lord of the Drink before she can think about becoming Lord of the Dance.

Isn’t that true of most of us?

That’s just Paris, full of bullshit !

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAA!!!!

Dear Superfish,
Thank you for making my day exponentially better.

Love,
Cate

Paris looks like the “Stupid Queen”

She looks like an idiot.
this girl doesn’t know culture if it hit her in the head why did the Turks waste their time????

Jimbo,

Me too.

Belly dancing isn’t easy and the dancer wasn’t even giving her instructions. Paris did fine.

OH NO! The stupid white girl arms over the head dance!

This is boring! But I can’t take my eyes off the image to the right of the Tudors. HAWT!!! The king’s eyes are mesmerizing, lol.

does anyone else feel this is painful to watch?

That was painful to watch. Then again, I usually have to get booster shots before looking at ANY paris post.

“Jenny” must be a paid staff member of the Paris Hilton PR machine.

What a sucky job…

When I was eleven years old, I made a promise I couldn’t keep. I was on vacation at my uncle’s house. And after a fun day of swimming with my shirt on, of course, I went into the bathroom and nervously stepped on the scale: 200 pounds.

Isn’t it ironic ?

For a year, those words kept on repeating in my head over and over, like a non-stop washing machine, getting louder and louder. (Irony, Irony) I always knew surgery was an option. I just thought of it as a last resort for people who are so fat they can’t even move. And I wasn’t at that point! By my last year of high school I was 300 pounds overweight – 300 reasons for my mom to be angry and concerned. Paris looks good, but chubby.

I should have mentioned, the girl in green was the hottest thing on that stage.

When are people going to learn that irregardless isn’t a god damn word. Probably around the same time they understand that mute and moot are not the same. Jimbo, you do shame to our name.

Just like any other typical party chick used to only dancing when completely fucked up, she looks confused and seems to be hoping that a clever turn would distract everyone from the obvious fact that she’s just a fucking loser.

After that half ass attempt at dancing half the Mullahs in Turkey issued a Fatwa against Paris. A good thing really.

#23 – So she inadvertently did the patrotic thing and donned the horrible dancing equivalent of a suicide bomber vest? Good job Paris.

Does Paris have ADHD or something? Does she understand that when someone teaches you to dance, you are supposed to WATCH and IMITATE them? She barely looks at the belly dancer, then when she does, she gets it all wrong anyway. What a loser. She’s lucky her family has money, or she’d be selling erotic services on CRaig’s List.

all she did was turn around in a circle a few times fucking retard. even when she’s all liquored up, she still can’t dance. the saddest part is she thinks she’s sexy. vomit.

Fuck. That wasn’t even Jimbo. Hell that wasn’t even me.

Screw you guys, I’m going home.

Hucky ducky, nice Wilma Flintstone reference..

Paris honey.

I’ve just been sleeping everyday just to get through the day without food, it’s just…It’s sad to see how much food has control over me. But I can do it, I am ready to say goodbye to food. It’s going to kill me if I don’t say goodbye.

you have to say goodbye to the dancing. really dear.

hahaha that made me laugh.

#1 and #20…

I hate to tell you this… it upset me too… I cried for weeks…

“irregardless” has made the dictionary.

It has become a word through improper usage… and is now accepted in speech… although some hold out and refuse to acknowledge it as a written word!

PLEASE don’t let conversate become a word God!

@25.

Sorry, but Jimbo’s right; you’re wrong.

http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/top-ten-grammar-myths.aspx

Look at #8.

Um, did I mention that I’m an English teacher?

PS – Not to stick up for Paris or anything, but I don’t think she did horrible. She’s probably not used to dancing on a large stage without a pole and 3 guys jerking off in the front row. Not having those things around can really throw you off.

@30 where do you teach?

i hope the fuck you dont teach them the word ‘irregardless’.

its not a word, that is to say, its an informal word that shouldnt be taught to budding students. Its contextually wrong.

mimi,

Irregardless has technically never been improper use; it’s just informal, like “funnest.”

The dictionary started incorporating informal words more frequently about a decade ago. It’s only a matter of time before “melty” makes it.

#15: yes, that’s the exact amount of self-humiliation that I can’t stand.

What’s the deal with the trolls. We need a secret code.

After some urging from a friend of mine, I started fasting in November 2007.
As of today, I have lost 113 pounds and am half way to my goal. I’m down 2 clothes sizes, and CAN CROSS MY LEGS, yeah me…I’m not off blood pressure meds and my cholesterol is back down in the normal range. I’m on my way to a happier, healthier life and I can’t wait to reach my goal. I know it will be a long journey, but I AM determined to make it.

I teach freshman comp in Colorado.

I don’t teach informal words or offer them up as acceptable. In fact, I am even very strict about not letting my students use “British English” like “towards.”

was she even trying?

it was like she had no clue and just did anything. definitely classic with the guy pointing the other way.

Lame.

There is only so much spinning around and hair flipping that one person can do, and she has definitely overdone it.

Time to go away

‘Funnest’ is not a word you syntactic deficient fuck.

#40

Sorry, you’re absolutely brain-dead.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/funnest

Hey, when I dove into this thread, I didn’t expect to get alot of criticism directed towards myself, where your trying to orientate me to proper language. I thought what I wrote was alright. Don’t be loosers, or I’ll make you sleep with the fishes.

Jimbo –

My only point was that your troll was right.

“Its contextually wrong.”

It’s wrong contextually.

I was just about to join the “irregardless is NOT a real word” fight, when #42 just said it all. Hahaha.

@ Jenny: You’re right, belly dancing isn’t easy. It actually takes a lot of training to be able to do it properly. Paris Hilton is too stupid to realize that because belly dancing is such an intrinsic part of Turkish culture, she should have been respectful enough to learn from the dancer who attempted to teach her, instead of trying her drunken club slut moves while the Turkish people watched.

Maybe it’s not Paris’ fault. With her double digit I.Q and all the sensuality of a dead
muskrat, there’s no way she would have been able to pull off something like belly dancing, since she relies on flashing her girl bits to try and be “sexy”.

Jimbo, its ‘Losers’, not ‘Loosers’.

‘Loosers’ would be people who have been let loose, i guess :)

SHE LOOKS HOT!!!

and i think she did quite well x

@18 ——- 301 reasons if you count being a lesbian.

@47, if that’s the only mistake you found, you need some more English classes. Those errors were all on purpose. He made his point; sloppy grammar and word use is far too common these days.