Paris Hilton was pelted with flour last night as she made her way to a London Fashion Week after party. She had finished walking for Julien Macdonald’s show and as she made her way to the after party both she and Julien were covered in flour by PETA activists. A spokesperson for PETA said, “Julien MacDonald may have been able to ignore images of bloody skinned animals gasping for breath in the past, but hopefully a dash of flour will help him rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.”
No offense to PETA, but they seriously have to come up with better ideas than this. As much as I enjoy seeing Paris Hilton covered in flour, I enjoy it even more when she’s kidnapped by crazy PETA activists and forced to watch them eat a live cow. I don’t know why they would be eating a live cow, but I bet it’d make a pretty good point about something. Like that cows taste best when they’re alive?
How about pouring gasoline all over her and lighting a match? POOF! No more Paris, what a swell world that would be…! Then we’d have to pour gasoline over Nicole too, she would light up so fast (not much there to burn)…whatta GAS!
but i’m all for anybody who throws anything at Paris Hiton….maybe next time they could try throwing copies of her single at her.