Paris Hilton was pelted with flour last night as she made her way to a London Fashion Week after party. She had finished walking for Julien Macdonald’s show and as she made her way to the after party both she and Julien were covered in flour by PETA activists. A spokesperson for PETA said, “Julien MacDonald may have been able to ignore images of bloody skinned animals gasping for breath in the past, but hopefully a dash of flour will help him rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.”
No offense to PETA, but they seriously have to come up with better ideas than this. As much as I enjoy seeing Paris Hilton covered in flour, I enjoy it even more when she’s kidnapped by crazy PETA activists and forced to watch them eat a live cow. I don’t know why they would be eating a live cow, but I bet it’d make a pretty good point about something. Like that cows taste best when they’re alive?
honeybee | February 15, 2006 at 6:00 am
useless with out pics!
HughJorganthethird | February 15, 2006 at 6:53 am
If PETA really wanted to make a point they would have covered her in lighter fluid while tossing lit matches at her. But noooooo. Pussies.
HughJorganthethird | February 15, 2006 at 7:08 am
Or just send this waste of skin hunting with Cheney..
Fatty Boom-Batty | February 15, 2006 at 7:24 am
Coated in flour and deep fried until golden brown, that my friend, is the best way to enjoy a celebrity
rachel | February 15, 2006 at 7:33 am
That’s so crazy Fatty Boom-Batty cuz I like my celebrities deep fried too!
http://www.youtube.com/?v=LjNLChDxeqM
Fatty Boom-Batty | February 15, 2006 at 7:39 am
That video link made my sperm dizzy…Face, ass, face, ass. Make up your F-ing mind!
billabong021 | February 15, 2006 at 7:42 am
I just watched that video from ur link and came to the conclusion that paris cant to ANYTHING right, she had the sexual finess of a brick wall!
A Nobody | February 15, 2006 at 7:45 am
One of the only reasons I like PETA: they despise retarded celebrities.
jonathanwithaj | February 15, 2006 at 7:52 am
They only did this to Paris because she’s white. If this had been a black person can you imagine the stink they would make?
“They’re trying to make us all white by putting this whitening powder on us!!! Oogady boogady blagedy boo!”
That last part is what it would probably end up sounding like to the rest of us, because of all the fried chicken and watermelon they are shoveling in their face.
rachel | February 15, 2006 at 8:01 am
jonathanwithaj – “Oogady boogady blagedy boo” is the name of K-Fed’s new song. I think it’s supposed to be a dedication to Britney.
veggi | February 15, 2006 at 8:01 am
Was this an attempt to dress her??? PETA is now against indecent exposure!
fearsarewishes | February 15, 2006 at 8:04 am
Sheesh, Jon. I hope that your taking time to post your comment has not made you late to your Klan meeting.
Sheva | February 15, 2006 at 8:14 am
Rachel thanks for the vid. It had all the earmarks of a quality late 70′s porno including the mismatched underwear.
Luv it. And the nice animal display quality. Yes, that’s for me.
jonathanwithaj | February 15, 2006 at 8:37 am
Thank you fearsarewishes, FINALLY! I would’ve kept going until someone noticed me. I was starting to feel like Stewart, “Look what I can do, I can be a racist!”
You’re not black are you? Just curious.
PapaHotNuts | February 15, 2006 at 8:42 am
They should have thrown two gallons of penicillin at her.
Go Sip | February 15, 2006 at 8:44 am
Not for nothing but hasn’t Paris had enough meat in her mouth? Man meat. She is a PIG, every guy who has ever banged her should be tested for EVERYTHING. I hope she gets a flesh eating virus.
a concerned fan | February 15, 2006 at 8:49 am
PETA? That’s these guys, right? http://mtd.com/tasty/
PapaHotNuts | February 15, 2006 at 9:12 am
HughJorganthethird- you son of a bitch. I’ve been waiting to throw a Cheney hunting comment in right at the perfect time. Fuck I hate getting beat to the bunch. Props though.
KissMyIS350 | February 15, 2006 at 9:26 am
I would really like to see Paris attacked by a real tiger rather than the PETA folks. Course, the tiger couldn’t find any real meat to eat, but I’d enjoy watching him tear her apart anyway.
kroft | February 15, 2006 at 9:31 am
While of course I can’t stand Paris Hilton like any right-thinking human, I’m not so sure that PETA isn’t worse. I’m sure at one point PETA had their hearts in the right places. But these people are just nuts now. I’m talking scientologist/Liz Taylor/Krispin Glover nuts. I don’t want to see animals unnecessarily suffer, but hey, they’re animals. We’re people. We’re the dominant species. Get over it.
It’s only a matter of time before PETA starts blowing up elementary schools to save a chicken or something.
M@ce | February 15, 2006 at 9:34 am
Which way to the Pink comments?
bjpack | February 15, 2006 at 9:46 am
What isn’t mentioned here is how she was able to inhale all of the flour off of her clothes within seconds.
richelle | February 15, 2006 at 9:52 am
#20, word. PETA started out with good intentions, but now they seem to be nothing more than the Jerry Springer show of animal rights activists. In fact, PETA employees are up for two counts of animal abuse, for all the dogs and cats they killed that were turned over to PETA to be “rescued”.
They’re mostly whackjobs. I’m sure many PETA people have their hearts in the right place, but it’s only a matter of time before they go digging up people’s dead grandmothers and bombing people’s homes, like the Animal Liberation Front, and that’s no joke.
It’s nice to see stuff get thrown at Paris, though.
paranoidandroid2010 | February 15, 2006 at 9:57 am
Then we find out that it wasn’t in fact PETA. Turns out it was her dealer, and it wasn’t flour at all, it was coke, and he’s really clumsy so it ended up on her instead of up her nose…oh sweet sweet irony.
Ed Kohler | February 15, 2006 at 9:58 am
Kate Moss hoovered that flour in a flash, then screamed, “that’s not f-in coke.”
playahater101 | February 15, 2006 at 9:58 am
#9, I am gonna guess and say you live in one of those backwards states that still has segregated bathrooms and calls all black males “boy” when addressing them. I’m sure you also feel that women don’t deserve to vote or have equal rights and that the Jews are just evil. I think you need a hug. Or a good a$$kicking by some big angry black men.
As for Paris, they should have just thrown water on her and watched her melt like the wicked witch she is.
PostAcidYouth | February 15, 2006 at 10:19 am
#25, I almost peed myself.
Who gave women the vote anyway? God damn uterus monkeys, they’ll just vote on who’s got the best handbag…
Aimtrue | February 15, 2006 at 10:20 am
At the risk of being banned—
This reminds me of the old joke about a fat lady and some flour- but PH is not fat so I seemed to have run into a dead end. That is until I envisioned PH naked dipped in flour and noticed multiple wets spots proving she is covered in oozing festering sores. Good luck with breakfast
drowningfool | February 15, 2006 at 10:21 am
Wait a second…are you telling me I’m not supposed to refer to all my African-American Employees as “boy?” They should’ve said something. All they do is bow their heads and keep working. And then call me “Massuh.” Its a very weird place that I work at…very weird…
MortyFishbein | February 15, 2006 at 10:25 am
Couldn’t they have just thrown cum on her to show that cumming to an event with clothes on at all is just not what people expect from Paris Hilton.
C’mon, keep puttin’ the “ho” back ‘hotel!’
PostAcidYouth | February 15, 2006 at 10:29 am
They could make Paris bread. I mean, she’s sold every other part of her body/house/life out to the general public, so why not make her own bread range? Essence of Paris. She could even provide her own yeast…
Evangelia | February 15, 2006 at 10:36 am
Ha ha…thanks #31, that comment put a smile on my face. It also gave me some new cooking ideas. Excuse me while I go bake some baguettes.
PostAcidYouth | February 15, 2006 at 10:42 am
Mmm, nothing like home bakin’
LaydeeBug | February 15, 2006 at 10:49 am
Why don’t they do that to Jennifer Lopez, cuz I truly cannot stand that puta.
But I wish I could have seen the look on Paris’ face. :0 She probably called them fat and clumped away in her size 11 via spiga shoes.
PostAcidYouth | February 15, 2006 at 10:51 am
See, PETA picked Paris because she doesn’t require very much flour to cover, thus cutting down their costs. If they were charged with covering J’Lo with flour they’d need at least 3 bags for the backside alone.
LaydeeBug | February 15, 2006 at 11:25 am
Oh yeeeeah, I didn’t think about that.
Fatty Boom-Batty | February 15, 2006 at 11:25 am
I guess people just don’t get good old fashioned racial satire anymore. I thought jonathanwithaj’s comments we’re funny especially in the Tommy Lee story. But, I guess that makes me racist too. I liked Richard Pryor’s comedy as well, does that mean I am racist against myself? Get a clue man, couldn’t you people see that he was being provocative to get a laugh. If you took it serious then you need to re-evaluate why you come on this site in the first place.
Personally; I come for all the Spick, Wetback, Guap, Slant, Nigger, and Honky jokes but that’s just me.
April | February 15, 2006 at 11:36 am
Generally, I like PETA, but the flour thing was lame. They could’ve at least thrown something on her that couldn’t be dusted off. Like a house.
Fatty Boom-Batty | February 15, 2006 at 11:36 am
Yeah, that’s right I used the contraction we’re instead of the proper “where” I’m just a stupid American. So stop looking at me that way, because I bet my country can kick the crap out of yours. (Offer not valid in China)
maiira | February 15, 2006 at 11:36 am
Flour? I’m sorry, PETA, but you can do waaaaaay better than that. Like vegetable oil. Or regular oil. Or tar and feathers. Or gasoline. Or any of the above followed closely by a match.
Wait, someone already made the match comment. Dammit HughJordanthethird, you really are a bastard.
PostAcidYouth | February 15, 2006 at 11:40 am
I refer to my Italian fiance as a wop/dago/guinea all the time. He loves it. Really.
playahater101 | February 15, 2006 at 11:41 am
Of course he was kidding. You should be happy people do respond to comments like that the way they do, otherwise this world would be boring. And incredibly racist. I commented back as a joke too. See? Funny? HAHA!!! I think everyone here needs a hug. No one’s throwing anything at paris b/c she’s white. It’s b/c she’s a dumb whore and I think we can ALL agree with that.
LaydeeBug | February 15, 2006 at 11:45 am
Fatty, Fatty, I like your style.
PostAcidYouth | February 15, 2006 at 11:46 am
playahata, your post just amused me. Twas mainly the others I was responding to
sikofdis | February 15, 2006 at 11:47 am
In #8 ANobody said “One of the only reasons I like PETA: they despise retarded celebrities.”
Like Pam Anderson???!!!???
tis GLAM | February 15, 2006 at 11:48 am
Flour? c’mon PETA! you guys used to be a little more harsh, but flour? Whatever happened tot he red paint?
this Paris-dumbass-Hilton! she probably didnt even get the point of flour being thrown at her. ‘Probably thought it was coke and started snorting it.
You shouldve thrown food at her, she looks like she’s starving. Just the smell of it would probably traumatize her for months!
pookiedoo | February 15, 2006 at 11:48 am
You know, if PETA really wants to show support for animals, they should hire monkeys to fling poo at fur-covered celebrities. I’d pay to see Curious George throwing shit at Prissy Paris.
drowningfool | February 15, 2006 at 11:48 am
I’m gonna mention lighting Paris Hilton on fire one more time…
“Flour? Couldn’t PETA have thrown something more flammable? Like (flammable liquid), followed by a (sparking device).”
The image is too funny. It never gets old. Keep it coming people.
pookiedoo | February 15, 2006 at 11:49 am
No, people, you don’t need the gas/matches combo. HOLY WATER!!! ‘Nuff said.
Alia | February 15, 2006 at 11:53 am
PETA could of done much better surfuric acid for starters, it would not only get rid of Paris but rid us of all the dieases she carries from within…