Charlotte Church is starting up her own talk show and asked Paris Hilton to be a guest, but had to pass when Paris ended up asking for more than $650,000 just to appear.
“We asked Paris to be on the program because I could take the mick out of her [ridicule her] and not feel at all bad about it – she’s such a complete airhead,” Church told a Brit radio show. “But she demanded a ridiculous amount of money – like the price of a big house just to say a few stupid things. She’s hardly going to announce anything world-changing, is she? It’s absolutely pathetic, isn’t it?”
If I had my own talk show I’d pay $650,000 for Paris to appear. Although it wouldn’t technically be a talk show. It’d just be me in my basement with some rope and a crowbar. Which sort of qualifies as a talk show except that there wouldn’t be any talking involved. Unless screaming counts. Because there’d be plenty of that.
thesarahficial | August 31, 2006 at 9:52 am
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dupababy | August 31, 2006 at 9:52 am
well, i mean, parisite really NEEDS the money considering the awesome sales of her major record release.. but really, i shouldn’t be typing about her again because all those STD’s i got from last time will start flaring up again.. and then parisite will have to send me another case of her “easy off heavy duty genital wart and oven cleaner”
RichPort | August 31, 2006 at 9:57 am
Apparently, that’s what the mutant herpes doctor charges for the miracle cure.
vainandlovingit | August 31, 2006 at 9:57 am
i would pay her $650,000 for each day she DOES NOT make a public appearance..
Giggles | August 31, 2006 at 9:58 am
What a greedy, talentless (insert your favorite profanity here).
sharkbite | August 31, 2006 at 10:01 am
What the hell does she need more money for? Honestly.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Jeremy1Esq | August 31, 2006 at 10:06 am
This is the same amount that she charged Matt Leinart to get her pregnant.
Now if her appearance involved some lesbian action with my girl Charlotte, I would contribute toward covering her fee.
Jake | August 31, 2006 at 10:06 am
The only way “Paris Hilton” and “$650,000″ belong in the same sentence is if it somehow involves her drowning in it and dying.
http://wampoon.com/
badpun | August 31, 2006 at 10:07 am
Paris Hilton? More like… expensive cum dumpster
jes | August 31, 2006 at 10:08 am
GAH. She is so ridiculous. But the only reason she can demand that amount (or more) is because she has a reasonable expectation that people will actually pay it.
Stupid, stupid, people will pay it. For her to sit on their boat. In a bikini. And wave. See: Cannes.
ToiletDuck | August 31, 2006 at 10:11 am
If she REALLY wants publicity and $$ she should have called her CD “Wet Panties” and included a pair of her used panties along with the CD – I am not a marketing whiz, but I am sure it would boost sales and a lot of 40-something single guys would have something to sniff besides the bicycle seats at the local Catholic Girls’ School…
jrzmommy | August 31, 2006 at 10:14 am
so since when is Charlotte Church a fucking rocket scientist? Isn’t she the little douchebag that said that American’s need to “get over it” a few months after 9/11? Fuck her.
HolisticWisdomcom | August 31, 2006 at 10:20 am
But she needs that money for her diamond encrusted nail file. Geez!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
chelsea_423 | August 31, 2006 at 10:20 am
Dark and twisted blog. I like it.
guest1234567 | August 31, 2006 at 10:21 am
#11 – Assuming they have never been married, do 40-something single guys even like girls?
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 31, 2006 at 10:21 am
Well good on Charlotte for not paying her. Paris needs to learn that she’s a spoilt, untalented whore who has nothing worth paying for. Lets hope this is a trend other people will take up in the future.
Remember the K-Fuck thread where he got paid a shit load of money for turning up at events? And we all wanted a solution – well this is it, don’t pay them…
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/07/kevin_federline_makes_more_mon.html
There needs to be more people fucking off so-called talented celebs like this.
bigponie | August 31, 2006 at 10:22 am
what the fuck is a charlotte church show, is that a cheap imitation of the wayne and garth show, go make fun of russell crowe or something and leave the Paris bashing to us professionals.
ToiletDuck | August 31, 2006 at 10:25 am
#15…
I was referring to the loser-types, you know like John Hinckley Jr., or that stupid asshole serial killer from New York, I forget his name…someone who hangs out in laundromats and steals women’s panties from their laurndry baskets and then runs off to a back alley and jerks off while he sniffs them…
ToiletDuck | August 31, 2006 at 10:26 am
..come to think of, it’s not such a bad idea, I would rather spend the evening with Paris’ shitty little panties than to actually have to spend the time with HER…
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 31, 2006 at 10:28 am
Actually I think the Charlotte Church Show will be quite funny – although I’m not sure if it will air in the US (at least not for a while). She’s pretty underrated cos of the whole child opera star thing. I saw her on a comedy show a few yrs back and everyone started to make fun of her (as you would do) – but then she started to tell all of these funny stories about heads of state like George Dubya, Kofi Annan, the Pope etc fucking up and being pricks and asking her stupid questions. It was quite funny.
lohanjob | August 31, 2006 at 10:29 am
i wish i had a witty comment for this – but i’m still trying to grasp this story. i can’t imagine paying anyone 650k to show up somewhere, much less Paris Hilton. My head hurts.
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 31, 2006 at 10:37 am
Sorry, this is the last thing I’m gonna post about Charlotte Church, otherwise you’re all gonna think I’m a fan or something… She makes me laugh that’s all.
This is the advert for her show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDR2kbq8ygM(Life is a relentless shower of vegetables)
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 31, 2006 at 10:38 am
ok I’m lying: here’s the link. (I’m a Dumbass)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDR2kbq8ygM
guest1234567 | August 31, 2006 at 10:40 am
18-19, I figured it was something like that. Paris’ panties with skid marks does sound like it would have more substance than anything she would say.
ToiletDuck | August 31, 2006 at 10:43 am
#24…
Awesome – we could sell her nasty, stinking little short-shorts on Ebay and never have to work again!!
ToiletDuck | August 31, 2006 at 10:45 am
The only way I would ever watch that fucking shit show is if Charlotte fucks her with the microphone on the air……
bsa | August 31, 2006 at 10:49 am
Hell, you can get real people that DO something for less money. I think Bill Clinton gets ~$100K for his talks, same for Condi. Of course, those are politicians and not talentless self involved idiots…
Bruce
jrzmommy | August 31, 2006 at 10:54 am
“those are politicians and not talentless self involved idiots…”
au contrare, mon frere.
tits_on_snack | August 31, 2006 at 10:55 am
I know nothing about the television talk show biz, but I pretty much assumed that you don’t get PAID to be a guest on a talk show. I thought it was basically like.. you show up, you do the interview and get the chance to promote whatever the fuck it is you’re doing (whether it’s a movie, a book, an album, whatever) and that’s it.
It’s publicity.
PEOPLE GET PAID TO GO ON TALK SHOWS?
tits_on_snack | August 31, 2006 at 10:55 am
by the way – fucking charlotte church LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
CelebSlam.com | August 31, 2006 at 11:00 am
Charlotte Church is a fatty
http://www.celebslam.com
nc72 | August 31, 2006 at 11:01 am
What a scam I’d ask for that much if the interviewer was just going to ridicule me too…
http://www.exposay.com/charlotte-church-denies-paris-hilton-from-her-tv-show-after-ridiculous-demands-of-payment/v/3991/
http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton/1/c/1751/
ToiletDuck | August 31, 2006 at 11:03 am
She’s a CUNT and she deserves to be humiliated, it’s just what she really wants anyway – I watched a reality show with her last night and she totally blows chunks, she should be quarantined!!!
bigponie | August 31, 2006 at 11:06 am
it would have been better if paris did the show. She could’ve make out with charlotte and become a big controversy in the UK, she can than promote her CD and become a top seller, the english will make her honorary citizen which than the queen can step in and decide to behead her for unwomanly conduct…problem solved blame it on the British
danielle | August 31, 2006 at 11:15 am
being nice sucks butt so…..i think anyone on here who worships and adores this big bird, fugly, skank of a human being deserves to be drowned and then the 650,000 should be given to me because in Paris’ oh so charming words: “that’s hawt”!
yuckyfresh | August 31, 2006 at 11:23 am
this picture is not paris hilton. it’s her impersonator lady… i forget her name. common sf, at least show us what miss church isn’t paying for. she could probably get this chick for a buck fity, er, a pound fity.
ch474 | August 31, 2006 at 11:29 am
The only, and I mean the only reason to pay Paris $650k is to see how fast she can get to the bottom of the cliff from the very top, with here entire collection of bug-eyed sunglasses, cellphones, kinkajous, handbag sized dogs, slut-wear, and expensive cars tied very firmly to her pencil thin neck.
Y’know, I would not hit that for $650k. I however would very much enjoy beating the snot out of that for $650k.
Gigi | August 31, 2006 at 11:32 am
#36
How can you tell it is an impersonator?
LL | August 31, 2006 at 11:35 am
ToiletDuck writes the most imaginative filth I’ve ever read. Gross and yet compelling… thumbs up.
RE Paris: I wonder if she would accept $650K to shut the fuck up for about a year? She could still go out in public, she just can’t talk. She can hang a little write-on/wipe-off sign around her neck and communicate that way (and maybe with clicks, hoots and squeals, that’s negotiable). Maybe we should take up a collection and see if she goes for it. And if she breaches the contract, we get to euthanize her. So it’s win-win all around.
yuckyfresh | August 31, 2006 at 11:37 am
i’ve seen her before. lips/smile are wrong and sunglasses always falling off. look at the pic from a few days ago where her cd is a flop. almost the same pic but that is really paris.
yuckyfresh | August 31, 2006 at 11:42 am
she’ll even be posing in playboy
http://www.dazereader.com/24001004.htm
yuckyfresh | August 31, 2006 at 11:56 am
on second thought, maybe paris just got those lip injections jessica used to ruin her lips.
Jenny | August 31, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Personally, I’m for Paris in this one. Who the hell is this other woman? I’d want to be paid if I had to go on a talk show that nobody’s heard of, and Paris isn’t usually promoting that much. Unless you count her album, which is great and promotes itself. I really loved it! It made me cry, you can actually relate to her lyrics. Her and Kfed are currently releasing better music than Justin and Christina, so what can you say? Of course Paris didn’t want to go on a loser talk show. She’s obviously the better person, people know who she is.
BurnedBright | August 31, 2006 at 2:02 pm
SO SAD : (
BurnedBright | August 31, 2006 at 2:08 pm
#43
Charlotte is an opera singer with a beautiful voice. Around the age of 14, she went to the White House and sang for Bill Clinton. She is more famous in the UK. She is INCREDIBLY talented.
OF COURSE Paris should charge something since her appearance would attract viewers.. but not $650,000.
katie | August 31, 2006 at 2:55 pm
jenny-you are a typical idiotic american who knows nothing of what goes on outside this dismal country.
btw not knowing anything about anyone else outside the us and saying paris’s album is great i’d pay you 650 grand to throw yourself under a bus.
ElatedPornStar | August 31, 2006 at 6:47 pm
What a fucking greedy cunt! She doesn’t need the fucking money! Church should interview the Blohan Firecrotch.
Dory | August 31, 2006 at 7:44 pm
katie- thats funny and I agree…. if she likes the album then she really should go under a bus she even said it made her cry just like it makes paris cry.
geeklover | August 31, 2006 at 8:41 pm
Please for the love of a big black dick, stop talking about Paris Hilton. Haven’t you idiots figured out she is like your best friend’s snotty little brat, doing ignorant shit just to keep getting attention. I deal with kids like that by ignoring them until their inappropriate behavior stops, or beating the shit out of them. I say bring on the beatings. I mean, really, more Paris=Herpes jokes? Haha, we get it.
docta | August 31, 2006 at 11:42 pm
rofl, whoever you are, writer person. you crack me up. marry me?