Paris Hilton’s personal touch will be seen on the new line of the the popular German fashion doll “Steffi Love.” Jesus, who the hell would buy their kid a doll designed by Paris Hilton? Isn’t that technically child abuse? I’d rather give my kid crack and his own spoon to cook it with. You know, at least give him a chance at life. But a Paris Hilton doll? Now the Germans have gone too far. Though I got to hand it to them for finally doing something that makes the Holocaust look freaking adorable in comparison.
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Does the doll come with herpes?
HEY PEOPLE. LET ME KNOW HOW YOU WRITE UPSIDE DOWN PLEASE!
OH AND THAT DOLL LOOKS CHEAP.
I’m from Germany and I had no idea there’s adoll going by the name “Steffi Love”.
I hope this whole thing’s a joke, otherwise I’ll burn down every warehouse that sells it…
Buy your kid the Paris Hilton doll this year. Next year the Easy-Bake Meth Lab
OMG, she looks so hot and large sexy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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First Hitler, then David Hasselhoff, then scat and piss porn, now this?
The Gremans are fucked up, that’s for sure.
And before you write in with “Im German and we’re not all like that” just shut the fuck up. Youi’re close enough.
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Where’s the wonky left eye?
ha ha they even got her droopy eye!
how big is the axe wound between her legs?
backwards is just another 3d direction [actually 2d]
…so better but no cigar : )
[what>?] of course you can have a cigar love
[[took your time clearing that line : )))]
where were we…
oh yes
where would you like it
see… not funny after you’ve analyzeed it
can someone explain heisenburg to the fish or his monitors
Sweet!
I’m going to get one and shove it up my ass.
so hot! She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on a millionaire&celebs dating club “RICHLOVING.COM”, “she is so picky about guys!” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
HAHAHAHAHA WONKY EYE AND ALL!!!
Shit. Whitey get burnt, he just sit on dat poach for awhile, eatin’ dat watermelon.
McCain ’08!
poonmoon – i can completely understand that. i just didn’t want anyone to think ze germans were THAT stupid. you know, to create a PH doll that looks nothing like her. :P
if i had a child and she said she wanted that doll, i would slap the shit out of her.
Okay, so I’m one for bashing Paris Hilton whenever, because let’s admit it, it’s funny and everyone gets a laugh from it. But comparing this to the Holocaust is too extreme. 11 million people killed does not equal the “damaging” effects this doll will have, if will have any effects at all. I think that there is a lot that The Superficial Writer and Team could’ve chosen from to compare it to, such as their love for David Hasselhoff(or however that fucking weird ass name is supposed to be spelled) or ninety nine red balloons being a metaphor for bombs.
Okay, so I’m one for bashing Paris Hilton whenever, because let’s admit it, it’s funny and everyone gets a laugh from it. But comparing this to the Holocaust is too extreme. 11 million people killed does not equal the “damaging” effects this doll will have, if will have any effects at all. I think that there is a lot that The Superficial Writer and Team could’ve chosen from to compare it to, such as their love for David Hasselhoff(or however that fucking weird ass name is supposed to be spelled) or ninety nine red balloons being a metaphor for bombs. Whichever but this is just too much, I’m sorry.
@68 why are you sorry? dont be sorry or apologise for standing up to your beliefs! You are right of course but this is just a website where people can write the most outrageous shit and mean non of it (well unless its about Parisite, Hohan or Shitney)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! This is soooo great. Because “Steffi Love” is the cheaper pseudo-barbie version for girls whose parents have no money for a real one. Oh oh…:D
I adore the Superficial writer……..who is this sardonic, fantastic person?????
The doll and the person are the same.
They both “ENJOY” the lack of EMOTION!!
writer, i cant believe you made a holocust reference. it doesnt matter how old the holocust is now, it can never be used in jokes. bad move on your part.
How much extra is the herpes? It can’t be included. But maybe with the deluxe Christmas edition.
How much extra is the herpes? It can’t be included. But maybe with the deluxe Christmas edition.
How much extra is the herpes? It can’t be included. But maybe with the deluxe Christmas edition.
Only 10 herpes and 2 Valtrex references? C’mon people, that should be as standard as TCLTC! You disappoint me…..
If you gave your kid crack he wouldn’t need a spoon. it’s already cooked.
Just sayin..
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Hey she even comes with her own variety of douche products!
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why no wonk….??
Uh, I’m German and I’ve never heard of that “Steffi Love” doll. Barbie is popular here with kids and that’s it. That’s probably marketing people WISHING it was popular.