Paris Hilton’s personal touch will be seen on the new line of the the popular German fashion doll “Steffi Love.” Jesus, who the hell would buy their kid a doll designed by Paris Hilton? Isn’t that technically child abuse? I’d rather give my kid crack and his own spoon to cook it with. You know, at least give him a chance at life. But a Paris Hilton doll? Now the Germans have gone too far. Though I got to hand it to them for finally doing something that makes the Holocaust look freaking adorable in comparison.
Paris Hilton & children’s toys: How can you lose?
May 6th, 2008 // 83 Comments
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