Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early this morning and charged with a DUI after the LAPD noticed her driving her Mercedes McLaren SLR “erratically” at 12:31 AM. They gave her a field sobriety test and Paris had a blood alcohol level of 0.08 which is the minimum level for a DUI in California. She was arrested and taken to the Hollywood station where she was booked and allowed to leave after Nicky Hilton, her boyfriend, Kevin Connolly, and her publicist Elliot Mintz arrived at the Hollywood police station just before 2 AM.
Cops took a booking photo, which an LAPD spokesperson says will not be released. An LAPD source would not confirm if Paris glammed it up for the camera, but revealed “It doesn’t look like Nick Nolte.”
Mintz told TMZ that Paris had attended a charity event earlier in the evening. He said she had a single drink — a margarita — the entire evening and shortly thereafter she was stopped. She was asked to take a breathalyzer test when she was stopped and cooperated. She took a second test at the station. For the record, TMZ is told Paris is 5’9″ and weighs 110 lbs.
TMZ spoke with Paris as she was driving home from jail, stopping for Parliament Lights cigarettes en route. She says she “regrets it occurred,” and adds that she has been up for 24 hours, having shot a music video all day. (TMZ had exclusive access to the music video set and our video will be posted in a few hours.) Paris says she had nothing to eat and no rest the entire day.
Because a DUI is a misdemeanor, if convicted Paris Hilton won’t face jail time but will be given three months probation, will be ordered to enter an alcohol program, and will have her license restricted for 90 days.
No one has just one drink, especially this walking cess-pool of chemicals and disease.
Wow. Two awesome Paris Hilton stories in one week? Watch out people…I think my brain is about to explode.
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What the hell is wrong with the Superficial? I don’t come here so I can read, e.g., purplepuppy’s lame comments. I come here to read the Superficial’s lame comments. Jeez.
She only had one marguerita… and fifteen lines of coke. That’d be funny if she started ranting about the Jews. Or, instead of Jews, started critiquing the arresting officers’ uniforms. A fashion maven even as she is being shown the backseat. The reason why they won’t release the mug shot is because it would implicate the entire police station in a circle suck – Paris surrounded by fifteen feet of LAPD dick.
@53 anchower
What the hell is your problem?! My comments are just like everyone else’s…making fun of celebs and speaking out about their idiotic behaviour. Why the fuck are you picking on me?! Oh, I assume all of your comments contain some stellar, ground-breaking, highly insightful observations that mine are missing right?
p.s. screw you!
Know whats fucked is the media out here in socal is portraying paris as the victim!!
re-fucking-dick-u-los
Did someone just cut and paste this news item? Isn’t there supposed to be some kind of joke or witty comment in there somewhere? Am I lost? Can someone please direct me to The Superficial?
This is the greatest day in the history of history. With all this bad news for Paris (Tanking CD, refused entrance into nightclubs, and now the DUI) maybe she will finally decide that her life is not worth living and actually kill herself.
That would be a grand thing indeed.
Note to funeral home: Please ensure that Paris
#42 – I haven’t had a bizarro mass halucination since that time my friends and I decided to shove $50 worth of Indica and Hawaiian in a cucumber sized joint. After the houseplants stopped talking to me and 16 bowls of Cap’n Crunch later, I figured it was time to lay off the weed for a while. I swear, I didn’t smoke until the next morning.
I like her headband. It’s cute, like her smallish titties.
The asked het to blow the breathalizer and all she did was suck on the straw! OLOLOLOLOL True story.
*her* – damn you laptop!!
Oh man. My favorite is Perez defending her.
“The police only detained her because, like, there were paparazzi there and stuff.”
someones got sausage fingers. ^^^
@59
My ten year-old kicked Skip’s ass last night. Broke both arms, his nose and a couple of ribs. He’s still in the hospital, which explains his absence.
#65 – Execellent. That’s one more thing I no longer have to blame on weed. I feel like Earl crossing that shit off my list…
Come on Superficial, make a funny commentary on the situation. We can read the bland news story on any site. We need your wit and humor!
#4: “I feel like ‘Being Paris Hilton’ would add $40,000 a year to any policy…” is absolute brilliance. I can just imagine the little checkbox on the form.
5’9 and 110 pounds? Holy shit. Can they give her a hamburger while she’s there? Or is the anorexia her way of staying in touch with Nicole? Like, having two vertebrae sticking out means “call me”, a rib means “we’re still friends”, a raised sternum is “I can snort coke off my own stomach, bitch”, etc.
Why are people always talking crap on Nicole Richie about her weight? Paris Hilton is 5’9 and weighs 110 for god’s sake!!! That’s normal weight for a girl that’s 5’2! Why don’t people call HER anorexic??
Damnit, this girl is like an oozing wound that won’t fucking heal!
Superficial was too nice to her, I roasted her like a fucking chestnut:
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Here is a nifty tool….BAC Calculator:
http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm
I entered 100 lbs., 1 hour & 1 margarita which equalled a (theoretical) .04% BAC level resulting in “possible impairment.”
Ferret, you get respect for the handcuffed picture. I’m still laughing at that one. I hope they orally ‘interrogated’ her.
Paris needs to be held accountable for her behavior and considering that most of the time she is not, it is refreshing to see that she is for this.
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71–and that’s not taking in other factors such as pre-existing permanent impairment from being a stupid bitch, as Paris suffers from. That’s worth at least another .05 right there!!
@71
That’s why I avoid those Hondas with the sorority stickers. There is always some drunk bitch headin’ back to Norman. Nice of the OU PD to provide a graph so Timmy and Sally know exactly how much they can drink before they barrell down I-35 after a night on the town.
#74
Exactly.
Perhaps Paris does not have herpes after all. Brain damage is a symptom of tertiary syphilis.
OK… she punches the code into her keypad for entry into her house… wonder how many psychos are watching that over and over in slow motion to try to figure it out…..
Er… maybe its just me doing that….LOL
Ugh… Why do I get the feeling that this is just some kind of poorly planned publicity stunt? Bad press is still press.
Or maybe her terrible CD sales are truly getting to her. Boo hoo. Cry me a damn river.
Ha, to all you haters that said she couldn’t get arrested.
she showed all you loosers.
She’s taking a page form Puffy. All cool rappers need to get arrested to boost record sales. What…? She doesn’t rap? Fucking herpes ridden attention whore.
Reminds me of that old joke where the blonde gets pulled over, rolls down her window and the cop whips his cock out. Paris repies, “Oh no, not another breathalyzer!”
Once again, she can be summed up in two words – Stupid Cunt.
TCLTC
First of all — 110lbs and 5’9″, WTF??
Secondly — even if you’re scrawny, you still have to be drinking a significant amount to blow over the legal limit. My hubby’s a cop, and he let me try out the roadside device once after I’d had a few drinks. After two double martinis and a beer, I blew 14. 81 would be the legal limit. Yeah, it’ll vary somewhat from person to person, but you still have to have been doing a good chunk of drinking to blow at or over the limit.
she has a boyfriend?
Check out her arrest record at:
http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com/2006/09/paris-hiltons-police-record.html
She not 110 pounds…remember she had a pretty big margarita…the LAPD site says she’s 115!
now’s the time to put her away for a long time