Paris Hilton is about to do something burny

March 3rd, 2009 // 69 Comments

Ever wanted to see a man who’s about to get his taint napalmed into next week?

Ta-da!


  1. BRANDON M. WITTE

    LOL

  2. BRANDON M. WITTE

    # 48, HOW MUCH DID RICK HILTON’S CRIMINAL WORKERS PAY YOU TO WRITE THAT???????????????????
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  3. M

    This is the first time I could see fucking her, she looks really hot in that outfit

  4. lola

    Aw! He looks cute! I bet PH had fun giving him a makeover on her dime

  5. Not enough Brandon.
    Not Enough # 52,

  6. feckless

    I got to get out of Arlington. Smack in the middle of DFW. Pet Pit Bulls killing children and dogs left and right. Some woman hits a homeless man crossing the Interstate and leaves him in the windshield to die over 3 days. The cops don’t have the sense God gave a Goose. Pizza Dad tries to rob Pizza joint where Pizza daughter works but gets beat up and recognized. It never ends. Now some douche is trying to bring Paris Hilton here. Is doesn’t get much worse than that.

  7. by far the funniest caption in a long while.

  8. That dude must have lost a bet… or have terminal cancer… or be angry with his penis.

  9. by far the funniest caption in a long while.

  10. Mal Gusto

    She is a skank, but she looks great in that dress!

  11. Pathetic Worm

    Leave Paris alone! She’s a dish!

    A petri dish.

  12. CakeSniffer

    “That dude must have lost a bet… or have terminal cancer…”

    Yeah, I wouldn’t be caught dead in those nancy-boy jeans either.

  13. CV

    Obama wants to Tax that ass!

  14. CV

    Obama wants to Tax that ass!

  15. CV

    Obama wants to Tax that ass!

  16. When did Paris get boobs like that????

  17. :::: Paris says blue makes ya SKINNY ::::: http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com

  18. What about you her.But he always stays in shape and keeps surprising us with her teams want to say a frickin hottie shes! Can! Always has been, always with disabilities and be.I KK Be in the middle …. KK Dental sandwiches as quick and as clean can be a disease that causes a tendency to treat her dark meat will want to have lobotomy. BLEC ..

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